Be sleep

>be sleep
>3am
>hear girls giggling
>open eyes
>look up
>see this


Wat do.

Close eyes and go back to sleep because I'm probably dreaming.

Tell those fat bitches to gtfo and let me sleep?

close eyes, its obviously a dream

Grab one and hump them into submission

Neither one of them is fat? Lol

tell mom and her friends to stop this shit. It isn't funny anymore.

Jump outta bed
360 spin
Run away
Call the proper authorities
Report the intruders

"Fat bitches"
Welcome to the autistic clientele of Sup Forums.

>runaway
Kek, nigga we both know a 720 is much more effective

Ladies, If this is some kind of pregnancy dicknapping then consider your search over

str8 on lorna's love sacks and suck for the olympic gold then tend to the rest and die in a puddle of cum

Tell my girlfriend and her friends that they drank too much and they need coffee and sober up and that I'm sorry for being so tempting

Kek

>Walk to the kitchen
>Hungry, bitches seem hungry as well
>it's almost morning, so let's make me a breakfest
>bowl of eggs

Cock or gtfo

>Tell those fat bitches to gtfo and let me sleep?

None of those women are "fat", you autistic homosexual.

Impregnate every single one of them

Beg for them to take turns farting on my face.

Enjoy having to spend child support on 5 different women... Equal to 1.5 million dollars over 18 years

Ask the one to pop her introverted nips out.

Fat tits

>no fuck
>run

either they are amazons or you sleep on the fucking floor. get your shit together, op

Sneeze probably. My allergies bother me a lot when I wake up.

...

Sounds like you actually have dust mites idiot... Clean the dust in your room. You got those critters all over. Especially your carpet.

Squeeze each titty one at a time. Say, "I must nurse, allow me to suckle upon your breasts that I may regain my scrength."
Im a simple man with simple
But i have a supple penis with tender seeds. I feel a strong desire to impregnate them.

Room is clean. Suppose is could stand to be dusted but it happens where ever I sleep. Allergic to a lot of spring/summer stuff. Also no carpet in room.

>it*
I know what I want to say, phone.

I complete the ritual, and recite the words to form a tit portal.

>hear girls giggling

Reminds me of that retarded animal babies episode where puppy's fantasy was everything made of boobies lmao

bet you're fun at orgies

>bowl of eggs
My man!

some reach the K hole
Others reach the boob hole

You are an idiot if you spin 360° you will face the same way as before

I have no idea what you are referring to.

You will be greeted by bra less bitches hovering over your bed at 3am while you sleep unless you post in this thread. No immunities.

and on his eighteenth birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

now I ain't saying op is gay

but you is finding him at the parades

Hello newfriend

no kidding.

but did you miss the 'run away' part?

how would run away involve running towards what your running away from. checkmate.

AWWW MAN THANKS DUDE I TOTALLY AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS RANSOMWARE YEEEEAH I TOTALLY WANNA CALL 800 NUMBER TO SEND $800 IN ITUNE GIFTCARDS.
YEEEEEEAAAAH BROOOO

blast them all with piss, naturally

That would be fun. I wish there was a titty tunnel between all the rooms of my house. Or at least out to the garage.

viciously bite a chunk of flesh out of one of their tits and then run to safety

do a 1080 then go back to sleepsies

When you buy your instwatch

I think my brain would shut down if I woke up to this.

It's a dead flash cartoon series

try not to wake up

Suck their dicks.

start suckin'