What does Sup Forums think of the moon?

What does Sup Forums think of the moon?

it's aight

its pretty chill tbh.

Pretty much this.

Yeah its pretty cool, the result of a massive collision.
And its Fun to howl at...

It provides a few things that help life live on so until I hear otherwise I have no problem with it.

I could take it or leave it.

It will be a lot cooler August 21

WE LIKE THE MOOOOON

BECAUSE IT'S CLOSE TO US

I like looking at it during the day as much at the night. Can't wait for solar eclipse in Murica

Hypnotic shit over our heads

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Fake news. SAD!

You mean the night nigger?

The sun is the day nigger

That moon is a large part responsible for everyone's existence
Kys

Hello, Furry user. Yiff! Or is it yip?

If the earths flat does that mean the moon is to?

I don't know, I mean, look at it, just fucking floating there, free loading off of our gravity. I mean, I guess we wouldn't be alive without it, but fuck that, the moon is an asshole. Yeah, so fuck the moon!

Elaborate

its flat

you lot can thank me later
>snap teens .net

You could say that about so many things.

I just don't like how it drowns out the stars at night.

I hear the people who live there are jerks

The moon is just a part of Earth that got deported.
This is why the spaceniggers belong there.

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>That moon is a large part responsible
Do you even speak English you retarded faggot?

Yo that faggot owes me big time
>be me
>out on date with hot grill
>pretty nice evening, ice skating and dinner
>both pretty tired, she lives kinda far away, so it would be a long drive for her back to her house
>she asks if she can stay at my place for the night
>gonnagetlaid.jpg
>watch some random movie
>spend most of movie making out
>she unzips my pants
>left my window open
>full moon rolls out from behind clouds
>what a terrible night to have a curse
>hair bursts out all over me
>grow another foot
>become werewolf
>claw her face off
>eat her corpse
>fuck cops will arrest me
>run to some backwards ass continent
>cold as shit
>full of religious nuts, they'll kill me if I don't have anyone to work with me
>infect some random faggots
>clan of werewolves
>become renowned as excellent warriors
>set up base at pretty dope town
>some random guy comes up to us shouting some Dragon shit and joins us
>mfw I started the Companions

I think the moon is a pretty cool guy... He controls the oceans and doesn't afraid of anything...

Moon Fact #53: The moon gives off just enough light in to permit higher races to seek out and kill camoflouged niggers at night.

It's a large part. Go read a book about.
Yes hence the word part. I do enjoy a dark sky on a clear night though. I'm well aware

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The ((moon))

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Yes. American educated version. It's debatable though, cause when I say it out loud with proper emphasis, it sounds fine. Try it.

Sweet gif

I'm not reading a book, you made the statement so it is on you to prove it right. How can an object millions of miles away from us affect us?

No it doesn't
I'll try to fix your sentence
"The moon is responsible for a large part of requisites for life to thrive"
There nigger

... are you acoustic? The moon is responsible for the tides

I think if you believe that we actually landed on the moon in August of 1969 then you clearly belong here

MOON MAN, MOON MAN, WHAT DO YOU SEE

The Moon Beings keep the records of the past of humanity and of every individual man. Such records determine karma.

>implying we didn't
Go back to /x

Kek'd and check'd

That's pretty good but I don't talk like that. Doesn't sound like me

How does the moon affect tides and how do they help life? Aren't tides responsible for people drowning and boats sinking?

I think the moon is a faggot.

Implying that we did?

Millions? Only 1/4 million away and I'm not responsible for your education. That's your parents job. Your lack of knowledge is not my problem.
Nice bait though, you'll get better

lol

Amerifag spotted. Do you even know Kubrick?

The moon is a vanilla rapist.

I ain't no fuckin scientist but the gravitational pull of it pulls the tides towards it, and causes the same affect on the opposite side of the globe. Tides are responsible for that shit, so it does affect human life, negatively though. Also helps us keep in good orbit around the sun, without moon we would die.

>Kek

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!! There's no such thing as a "moon." It's a hologram projected from bases around the world to hide the approach of the asteroid that's going to kill us all in 2018!!

IT'S ALL A LIE TO KEEP YOU FAT AND COMPLACENT WHILE THE RICH ARE EVACUATING THE PLANET!!! LOOK IT UP IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!

I ain't gonna go into the whole thing so I'm gonna make 2 quick points
1. If we faked the landing, where did all the rocket fuel we bought go?
2. If NASA were willing to fake that, why wouldn't they fake more shit to get more funding?

Oh right fair enough

Think of it this way, if the moon suddenly blew up, water levels would rise significantly in areas that normally wouldn't have water, and the world's oceans would be thrown into chaos.

Also, nights would be very dark and cold because the moon reflects the sun's light and warmth onto us at night.

The government is just a hologram, there's no one controlling us, gov made holograms back in 1950's and they gained sentience and killed all the humans who got in their way

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I don't know, we don't know much real info about it because we've never landed there.

1. The fuel went into Hillary Clinton's vagina
2. NASA already confirm every image online of Earth is faked; no one knows what Earth looks like from space.
EARTH IS A FLAT DISC IN A MATRIX

You think the Earth is flat too, don't you

> be 16
> enrolled in defensive driving course because older brother was a reckless driver
> cut to group classroom setting, going over highway diagrams
> instructor is man in mid 60s
> suddenly starts talking about the moon, says it has smokestacks
> what
> he tells the class that, with his telescope that he keeps in the trunk of his car, he has observed smokestacks emerge from the dust, expel smoke or steam or whatever, then retract back into the dust, out of sight
> we then return to discussing interstate driving etiquette

Apparently, the moon has smokestacks.

Fuck dude, thanks for redpilling me on this

Pretty good so long as it doesn't fuck my wife

>smokestacks
Good shit

got a chuckle out of me

>It's debatable though, cause
>cause

cause

noun
1.
a person or thing that gives rise to an action, phenomenon, or condition.
"the cause of the accident is not clear"
synonyms: source, root, origin, beginning(s), starting point, seed, germ, genesis, agency, occasion.


Are you too fucking retarded to spell 'because' correctly. And you still think your abuse of the language, we Brits kindly gave you, is 'debatable'

Is it because sounds reasonably educated?

Allow me to translate into American:

YOU NO RITE GOOD SPEAK. KILL URSELF

Can we gas Jews on the moon if so the moon is fuck awesome

>getting fucked by the moon
That's gotta be a fetish for someone

Welcome, anyways though the Moon is a bait distraction ball.
I'm more interested in learning what's in the challenger deep, like Cthulhu

Finally, a proof that Jupiter is behind the Moon when we look at the sky

No, the faked moon landing is the only crazy conspiracy I believe in.

Calm down there, cutie. No need to get upset

kekd n checkd

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Fuck dude, but what does it mean? Are there holograms on the hologram of the moon projecting the other celestial bodies?

How big is the moon's dick user

The moon is flat, isn't it?

>with his telescope that he keeps in the trunk of his car

Bullshit. No telescope that fits in your car could see that.

it's OK. it's not my favorite, but it's OK.

You Gen Z's are fucking retarded.

>a proof
HOLY FUCK SPEAK ENGLISH

Why are you all so fucking backward

best series ever.

I'd say at least 4 inches.

Calm down cutie

Your though is scaring me right now...
But you know what scares me more ? The fact that these are not holograms but human-made giant round balls levitating above the Earth with retrorockets.

“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary. ”


― George Bailey

Moon trap thread

Easily.
I fucking love it.

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Fuck dude, it could be worse than that
They could be giant balls of SPACE ROCKS made by some huge explosion that sent all this space dust everywhere. But then, what does that mean for us? Did the government cause this explosion centuries ago to keep us sedate while they harvested our minds?

Not what I meant but I like it

Moon tits or GTFO

You can use "proof" as well as "evidence".
In fact, proof symbolise a thing that can't be contradicted.
An evidence is more a factor of a proof taht can be contradicted later (or not).
We can use the two words.

I thought the "a proof" thing was just a joke but I'm okay with this
Cutie

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Close enough?

ah, and now the scientific illiterates come out the woodworm, displaying their ignorance of reality.

The US landed on the moon. The soviets, who were locked tooth and nail in an ideological battle with capitalism tracked each mission's flightpath. that alone would've been sufficient evidence to utterly demolish the West if it were fake. Yet they didnt.

More importantly, there are laser reflectors on the surface of the moon, placed there by the crews of Apollo 11, 14, and 15. That alone is evidence we've been there.

>that file name
I can fap to this

Jewish propaganda, it doesn't actually exist.