I got a huge debt in my bank account and i dont have any job...

i got a huge debt in my bank account and i dont have any job...what should i do to get money except for selling drugs or kill myself?

>and i dont have any job...
Well op, get one

kill drugs, sell yourself

sell a kidney, you have 2 of them

this.


also, get a job. McDonalds is hiring. Srs AF.

get a job and pay off the debt. and next time think twice before taking a loan you idiot

Flee to another country like canada where they let everyone in and provide them with free shit

Change banks.

Go get a fucking job you dingus

Ive been looking for a job since january...thats the main problem, i dont think that im a failure, but i need something fast.

I khow but, in my country, McDonalds payment is Too low

Sorry if my english is terrible.

Thats not a bad idea

Sell drugs, if you suck at that... suicide?

unfortunately, thats not an option...yet

See there's your problem. You can have money but you choose not to. There's no helping you.

McDonalds doesn't pay enough in America either so that's why people have 2 or even 3 jobs to make ends meet. Get off fucking Sup Forums and go work your ass off. Work 80 hours a week if you have to. Push to be better and people will see the good in you and you will climb. Don't be a bitch.

>don't be a bitch
>but be a wageslave good goy for mr shckelsberg

That's the nicest thing anyone at Sup Forums has ever told me...alright user, ill do my best

>be a good goy and sell your soul to climb the corporate ladder
Being dead sounds 10x better than being a wagecuck working 80 hours a week

autistic welfare poorfag detected

Bruh it was a statement directed towards his moping. OP needs money so he needs to go suckle the tit of big corporations. You got a better idea I'd love to hear it.

the only thing that will make you better is pushing yourself hard and doing your best to be better every day. This is advice coming from a successful small business owner that worked mowing lawns, cleaning cars, and painting houses to get my start. Went to college, have had many jobs. Hard work = success.

then stfu and KYS. Some of us know what a hard day of work is like and don't take anything for granted.

Hes has to work a bitch job if he has no education, skills, or connections

Fake your own death.

advicefag here. You're 100% correct. At least there's one intelligent faggot in here besides me

Is that your snek?

This

I was unemployed for a few months once.. I work in forensics and the field is not huge so there aren't hundreds of companies hiring constantly.. When the company I worked for dissolved everyone had to find new work, which isn't always easy.

Being unemployed means that finding work is your full time job a concept that some people even some friends and family over the years seem to forget, I had a cousin that was out of work for years.. there is literally no reason for that to happen unless you think you deserve a job but feel it should be handed to you.

The idea that dropping a few applications a day is what "looking for work" means, is a plague... in the U.S. at the very least.

1. You wake up..like early.. like business early... 2. You get dressed.. for the job you want to find.
3. You start hunting.. internet searching.. linkedin, monster whatever.. also visit local companies.. hound them.. be tenacious. When you haven't found something in the field you want in a couple months.. you start to branch out, every week you branch out more.. in the end it doesn't matter if you feel a job is beneath you.. being unemployed is the true "beneath you".

So many companies nowadays will even allow remote working that you don't even have to limit yourself to just looking in your neighborhood.

Just my 22 cents.

TL;DR There are shortcuts.. but unless your fucking gorgeous , already have money, or have some "in" by knowing the right people, then those shortcuts don't apply to the rest of us.. just hard work.

check em.

also, preach it brother.

try to get a job teaching English is asia

in asia*

move to the LAND OF KOREA

Well...ive been dropping a few applications...believe me, that "looking for work" goes in every country.

i will do all that you suggest, especially going outside looking for the job i want and i need. Im actually surprised that so many people in Sup Forums try to help me in this situation, thank you guys.

you lot can thank me later
>snap teens .net

i always wanted to start a business, but i dont khow how to do it.
Thanks a lot for your advice user.

Wanna start a business? That's great. (same user btw)

First thing you should do is try out a bunch of jobs so you know what you like and what makes you happy. This will solve your money problem at the same time. Do that till you're certain you found something you like and now that your money problems are either much better or gone, you will be able to pour your time and money into starting a business.

Go for it. The world isn't all depravity and hate. Sup Forums sucks and we're all faggot anons here but I've been coming here for 11 years now and I'm certainly not the first to show compassion.

Hey not everyone in Sup Forums is a complete douche, I think there may be as many as a dozen or so people that actually care.

But joking aside I wish you the best of luck, and despite the fact that this isn't exactly the safest forum for recruiting people to help you spiff up your linkedin profile or make your resume a winner.. those are pretty important things, so if you know someone in management or hr in real life that you do trust to help you out it can make a night and day difference to swallow any pride and ask for some help with those.

>be me
>graduate from one of the top uni's in USA
>sociology degree, but no longer care about changing the world or doing research
>have 14k in student loans in cash on reserve (so can return it at any time), 3k in actual savings
>no strong passions or interests
>working as server, but leaving to travel for a bit
>wtf do I do with this money?

ive been working since 2012, always paying my college bills so ive never had the chance to save some money for the future. Anyway thats not something that i regret, but right now i will search for something different from my job experiences.

I khow some people that can help me in my situation...maybe i do have to swallow my pride for this one.

And then one day you'll be dead.

sorry, i meant to tag you too in the last one.

Lol, i khow is not the best place, but i like some opinions in Sup Forums, but im still surprised with the positive responses. Thanks a lot for your support.

>how old are you
>what if any skills do you have
>what country are you in
>how much do you owe

>>have 14k in student loans in cash on reserve (so can return it at any time), 3k in actual savings

invest that shit mother fucker.

first you need to be able to do something that not many people can do
then you need to advertise your services
then agree with customers what you will do
then do it
then invoice them
it's that difficult

24
Business Degree, some khowledge in physical training.
Latin America
like 10 thousand

more than you believe

i just dont know how to do it and am awaiting a big shock or crash soon so I don't want to jump into it

well if you think a crash is coming, wait and then buy. But if it just sitting in a bank account somewhere - meh.

If you don't know how to do it... how will you invest when the time comes?

go break the seal. Take $500 and figure out where to invest it, then do it. Find some big funds like vanguard or whatever.

what about online stuff like elance / upwork? Can you use excel or other software? Can you do bookkeeping? Can you translate documents from english to spanish?

I don't know what your local markets are, but first step is to freeze the interest you are paying on your loans. What is the bank charging you yearly interest?

get a job

You're right. And I'll die happy because I have everything I want in life. Currently working 4-5 hours a day, 6 or 7 days a week and spend most of my afternoons by the pool, driving my cars, and spending time with people that matter.

Hard work for a little while puts you in a place where you can enjoy your life to the fullest. 11 years of hard work have put me in this position at 27. Get working, scrub.

>Hard work for a little while

>white
>good school
>good family
>good neighborhood
>American

I'm not sure you have any idea what hard work means

thank you for assuming such nice things about me. 2/5 of those are correct.

65 hours+ a week of manual labor in the Florida summer sun is pretty damn hard. Taking 5 courses a semester while working 35-40 hours a week to pay for living expenses is pretty damn hard. Starting work at the age of 12, working all through highschool 30 hours a week doing manual labor is pretty damn hard.

Not saying I have a terrible life or I work harder than everyone else but I certainly know the meaning of hard work.

actually yeah - if those things are true, you have worked pretty hard.

Take out the biggest loan you can from multiple banks flee the country become an Icelandic citizen your visa will be locked forever, start a new life as a Viking.

Glad you see it that way Sup Forumsro. Hard work pays off, promise.