What does shit taste like?

What does shit taste like?

I was once so drunk I ate my own shit. Tastes bad, man.

if you've ever eaten ass before, and i've eaten many. It tastes like shit.

Not worth it man.

idk i was asleep at the time..

i heard i enjoyed it though.

Niggers

Literally bullshit. Shit tastes nothing like ass.

Shit almost tastes of nothing, just really, really tangy. Doesn't taste at all like it smells, though if you breathe through your nose you get it as an aftertaste.

My random guess would be shit

>JUST DESCRIBE THE FUCKING FLAVOUR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Feces are mostly made of water (about 75%). The rest is made of dead bacteria that helped us digest our food, living bacteria, protein, undigested food residue (known as fiber), waste material from food, cellular linings, fats, salts, and substances released from the intestines (such as mucus) and the liver.
Mmmm thems some good eats.

I don't know what shit tastes like.
You clearly do.
Therefore I am asking you to describe the flavour of shit.

It costs the whole mouth very umami

Mine doesn't taste like much, definitely not bad. I like to go on Omegle gay site and eat shit for random guys. I'm not even gay, just a little off and very very bored

For those dont know, it is very bitter.

FINALLY.
Some actual contributions

salty milk and coins

Shit eating fetish lover here.

Tastes like a raw potato.

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That took a while. Pedo.

bitter,i guess,because when i licked my girlfriend's anus i felt that flavor

That's vagoo you reprobait

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so hot love licking dirty ass

but to be serious i guess it depends entirely on the the type of shit. Obv. you don't want to go near the runny or wet or smelly stuff.

Go for those rock hard dry ones which hardly smell. And for gods sake don't actually eat it. Just taste it... from a girl of course... and she should be hot.