Mr Melon

>encyclopedic knowledge of music and all the main genres

>knows as much as i know about my favorite bands...but for seemingly every band

>articilate as hell. bald but tall with a masculine voice/overall pressence

>smart, understands meme culture

Damn...

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Go to bed Anthony.

Girlfriend has me on the couch tonight

How do we get him to review Joe's new EP?

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too bad he's a racist

What is the reference at the first seconds of youtube.com/watch?v=n5C1u86b6Rg about?

>married a black girl
>gave To Pimp A Butterfly, an album made by a black person, a 10/10
>gave The Money Store, an album made by a group with a black frontman, a 10/10
>has interviewed several black musicians in the past such as Danny Brown
>has done collaborative reviews with black music critics like The Rap Critic, Myke C Town and Shawn Cee
>is a big fan of hiphop, a predominantly black genre of music
Yeah, pretty racist.

>you can only be racist against black people

>you can be racist against whites

sure is buzzfeed in here

Actually fantano is racist AF towards Italian people. Its a fact.

pls respond ;_;

I think reverse-racism is a thing, don't get me wrong. I just thought that the guy I was talking to was accusing Anthony of being racist against black people.
[citation needed]

reverse racism is not a thing. racism is a thing, being racist towards white people is not reverse racism

>>encyclopedic knowledge of music and all the main genres
he doesn't know shit about electronic music. he refused to review elseq
guy is a fraud

Reverse-racism is just another way for saying "racism against white people".

you can be racist against whites, though i highly doubt Fantano is.

>>encyclopedic knowledge of music and all the main genres
>barely listens to classical and jazz
>absolute garbage taste in metal
>completely clueless when it comes to "electronic music"
>doesn't even listen to actual folk music
>only reviews the latest flavor of the month indie garbage and rap degeneracy
>entry-level taste in every genre
Truly a connoisseur indeed

Autechre is literally electronic music for people who don't know shit about it though

He gave Clams Casino a good review

>opinion, opinion, meme speak, meme speak, opinon, meme speak

get out

no one cares about classical and jazz you subhuman garbage

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Fantano knows a lot more than most people about heavy rock music. But there are still serious limits to his music knowledge, as well as MANY blindspots. He seems to know very little about crust punk, anarcho-punk, deathrock, gothic country, the emo revival, and many other subgenres. He's also increasingly dismissive of albums, and doesn't go into nearly as much detail. He isn't careful anymore. You can tell with many of his newer reviews, he basically skimmed the album, probably only listening to parts of them. This is born out through the many inaccurate statements about the albums. He's obviously the best music critic on YouTube, but he's getting sloppier and weaker as time goes on. If someone talented, charismatic, and with good taste came along, there's no doubt in my mind he could be overtaken, and I'm sure he will be. Still, he did introduce me to some bands I like.

You know he can just use wikipedia, right? Also, I doubt he knows shit about dance music.

>quit making music to spend hours and hours each day narcissistically making videos of himself talking about other people's music

>annoying jump cuts every 2 milliseconds

Thanks but no thanks!

As much as the rate he produces content is admirable, his workaholic tendencies are making him lose perspective HARD
You can literally see his ego growing and growing all the time
Also he is seriously unfunny
How can anyone find him funny

>he doesn't know about shit retard subgenres nobody listens to
Oh no, how will we cope!

okay butthurt fanboy

This board is, apparently, at the same level of culture as 9gag now
Good thing to know
It absolutely is

how?

>cultured jazz listening gentleman

this is important: leave

This but unironically, I love the melon
>Crust punk
>Gothic country
>implying

don't worry i don't intend to stay with non-music fans

Reverse racism is when you overcompensate by giving undue praise to a race. Racism against white people is just racism.

Fantano used to make music? Are there any songs by him that I can find online?

youtube.com/watch?v=qsKjzWd06lY

I feel mixed. I respect him for building his own little empire as an online music critic. But his reviews are so weak and dismissive, he praises such bland stuff, and he dismisses so many great bands, that I have trouble taking him seriously.
Also, my last gf was black and I thought she was beautiful, but Jesus Christ his girlfriend is fucking ugly.

This is what happens when people mistakenly think Swans is good.

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He could be Belgian or Hungarian.

>He seems to know very little about crust punk, anarcho-punk, deathrock, gothic country, the emo revival, and many other subgenres.
I swear to God this looks like satire