It's 2:00 in the morning and these three black guys smash down your front door with the intent of robbing you...

It's 2:00 in the morning and these three black guys smash down your front door with the intent of robbing you, raping your wife, and killing you both. What would you do? How fucked would you be?

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I'd be fine because, just like Santa and cookies n' milk, I leave a plate of fried chicken out to distract niggers.

TF u mean "what would I do", I'm dead.

at least 1 of them would be dead af
worth it..

AK74 and 9 loaded mags

The proper term is Nigger by the way OP

Pull out Desert Eagle in. 50 Africa Eliminator, problem solved.

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My AR-15 right here.I don't have a gun safe. Come on in boys and see what happens.

stab the first one somewhere above the neck and hope that i can get back to master bedroom and get my 30-06 out in time to kill the last two

then obligatory spit on face, etc

>be me
>asleep
>heard door smash open after a good few kicks because niggers are dumb
>retrieve pellet gun and my knife
>shoot one nigger in the eyeball then use it as club
>beat niggers to death
>if they resist stab them in the side of the neck with knife
>disembowel the animals
>fry the intestines and consume as a trophy
>behead and remove the flesh and shit from the skull and let the brains and shit i cant get out rot
>call the police
>smoke cigar as they walk in
>once the flesh is gone place skulls on my TV stand

I have little worth stealing, live on the second floor, have a wife who is ethnic, and I don't know.. something about killing people I don't like?

Let them rape her and kill me because marriage is a terrible idea these days.

Pretty fucked as i live in Ausfalia.

>be you
>asleep
>faggot

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Ayyyyy lmao

Let the pit bull with aids loose and hope for the best

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Did you mean clips, pretend tough guy who doesn't own a gun?

Stop trolling, you aren't good at it

Pic related. my thoughts excatly.

Shut the fuck up ya fuckin SJW cunt.

They are magazines...not clips

>robbing you, raping your wife
>How fucked would you be?
in that case i will be slightly less fucked than my wife.

He is right though, a clip comes out, a magazine goes through.

oh god

Begin system3, activate my specialized engineered death trap for the steps. As the nig nogs walk up the stairs, 2/3 of them get crippled near death, and the last of them will run, no doubt.

If sys3 fails, I'll be camped near by with a katana and my homemade shuriken, which will be launched accordingly at their throats.

Once more, since retards cannot understand something not said more than one

Stop trolling, because you are not good at it

>african eliminator

New mexico resident, Colt Ar 15, Sig sauer 1911 and .22 cal hunting rifle with ammo up the ying yang, and mentally unstable enough to not give a single fuck about any trespasser especially a nigger. try me.

>more than one

what even is the point of this thread?
Has anyone even gone so far as to be more like?

what kind of weapons do they have

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Dude you are a damn fine american god bless you

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It doesn't matter what comes through my door... nigger, peckerwoods, cholos, fuckin Haj, goddamn ninjas for all I care. In the Army we're all green.

Controled pair, center mass... fail drill to the head... problem solved. Death before dismount mother fuckers.

Lol, they don't allow niggers in my gated community.

You Are,
A) Trolling
B) Ignorant
Or
C) Seriously the stupidest fuck alive.

What you DEFINITELY are is a faggot.

>three black guys

You misspelled "Dog Food"

Not worried at all.

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being a nigger myself, i'd dap a nigga up, make them some tea, and recommend the house down the street

3 guys bust down your door ready to rape and murder and the focus is on whether or not they're black?

Agrees with user...

It's not like I'll be using my Mosin against home invaders... kek

Personally introduce them to my Tac .40 and 5 rounds each of Hornady Critical Defense. More if theyre still twitching.

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Critical Defense is gnarly. I like Federal Hydrashock personally

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I know these dudes lol Katy tv's teens kidnap a teen age girl and let her go! Can believe I went to school with them

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Moral of the story...

Second amendment saves lives... or at least the ones who matter. The rest of you can put up your gun free zone signs and fondle yourselves.

Pull out a tt-33 and shoot them niggas.

I have both. I've been playing with Browning BXP 180 gr lately too. I've got a Beretta CX4 Storm carbine and a M&P Shield, all chambered in .40 S&W so I get a chance to play with a lot of different loads. Liking the Browning so far, but it ain't cheap.

I don't know fam. Kid in the middle looks like a shit that's need to be punched in the know. Guy on the left looks like he might be cool enough. Guy on the right is pure rapist.

"Muh tittuhs!"

My bro!

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Damn, I knew Africans had it bad but those are some huge ass worms.

Out of curiosity, define "gnarly". Good or bad experience?

Not terribly. I have a pistol within reach, plus a machete and a whacking stick if I can't get to the pistol. Also I have an AK47 in the closet near my bed.

it says "with the intent of"

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Heard a teacher say that back in 2003, means nasty, or dirty. Was in reference to a fucked up, greasy car.

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Come inside niggers.

Well, I'm armed, so it probably wouldn't go very well for them.

I was wondering if you meant the Hornady CD was crap. Never really had any complaints.

is that Ellie from borderlands 2?

they would humour you by doing something stereotypical of what you think blacks would do.

Wtf that picture makes me feel weird and uncomfortable is that dude a serial kille or a cannibal or some shit? wtf is wrong with his eye too.

khou.com/mb/news/crime/cypress-springs-students-charged-with-kidnapping-in-alleged-sex-attempt/365027355

you know.. I have yet to look up 34 of her. I bet there is some.

If they have have jobs and are decent and stuff, black people. If they are thugs who rape and rob, then niggers. see: louis c.k.'s bit on the word "Faggot" and apply it

>What would you do?
Chop those dumb niggers up and feed them to each other before they died

Well jokes on you, I'm single, and wouldn't mind at all tbqhwy. Just wish I had life insurance so my mum would be able to enjoy the retirement she deserves.

I have no problem with people owning guns. In fact, I think anyone should be able to own any gun they choose. Fully automatic 50 cal? Go for it.

But I also believe that anyone who loses their gun(s) should:

A) Pay a hefty fine. Up to $10,000 per lost weapon depending on type.
B) Face jail time. Up to 1 year in prison per lost weapon.
C) Have a mandatory probation period where they are not allowed to purchase or have access to a firearm, up to but not to exceed 3 years.

I dunno op ask my ar15

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That's me nigger and i'm all that but worst than you can imagine

I think every person over the age of 18 should be required to own a gun.

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Magaclipazines, nogunz faggot

They would be working in my yard for free when the sun came up

.44spc in the drawer with a 3in barrel. Its basically a hand cannon.

grab my rice hat while they fall into my punji trap and light them up with my Type 56 assault rifle as they realize my house is the Ho Chi Minh trail.

Same connotation as "sick". Forgive my California oldfag slang

6'2, 250LBS and an equalizer under my bed(lead pipe.)

I think after cracking one of their heads open the other ones would get the idea and gtfo.

Jokes on them. I don't have anything of value, I'm not married, and I have enough ammo to sever each of their limbs before blowing their heads off.

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I'll tell you what if those niggas break into my house those niggas gettin they dicks sucked

You a real one!! Mvp

that's like, as little as 15 rounds/shells...

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worth
Ain't nobody gonna believe I smashed literally all the pussy