I am a hollywood screenwriter. i have worked on films you've heard of with real celebrities...

i am a hollywood screenwriter. i have worked on films you've heard of with real celebrities. dubs will be incorporated into my next screenplay. can't promise that they will be prominent but i will do my best and i will use every single dubs in some way. the only hint i will give you is that i worked with Judd Apatow.

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The line "here comes DAT BOI"

A man responds to a striptease with the line "You wake my snake" while unzipping his pants

come on dubs, i have writer's block

Expose the jews

A couple has a quickie at Auschwitz

Somewhere someone says the line.
"Poo poo in the spaghetti, everybody upsetti"

expose what? hollywood was started by jews and everyone in the world knows that. what the fuck would you expose?

One more roll for poo poo

A man accidentally sends a dick pic to his mother and her response is to send him back a picture of her horrible naked body.

Someone cuts an evil looking tree down but it hits their roof and cracks the roof. Evil squirrels move in the attic before the hole gets closed up and terrorizes the family inside

nice

this is going in. if you've ever seen Airplane you know the power of background dialogue

WINRAR

>Jewish ritual sacrifice
>the protocols of zionism
>Jews run the fed
Have your pick.

yes. tried before but will include this in my screenplay

Rollin for this

none of these are real things though.

One more

And anotha one

jewd appatow is a faggot cuck

you should have his daughter toss your salad imo

The jester is pleased

This picture, doesn't have to be important.

This

god i hope someone rolls dubs for this. it could be important

Roll

Include baneposting

Rolling

dubs is the last 2 numbers retard, not any 2 numbers that happen to be the same

Rollio in me holeio

The line "I'm not gay but $20 is $20, you know what I'm saying"

This is now a spiderman thread

Rill

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a clothes line with only barbie doll and gi joe clothes hanging on it

This'm

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Spin on!

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Rolling a-fucking-gain

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a greasy, fat, nerdy white guy with a tiny dick sits hunched over his computer in a damp basement and posts a picture of an average white girl with a black man on an internet forum with the caption "how can you white boys compete?"

he then opens window after window and posts the same thing repeatedly whilst typing replies to his own posts and fondling his tiny, limp cock

Rolling

This

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ERNEST P WORRELL IN THIS MOVIE

Last

Sexy roll

Sexier roll

Crowdsourcing your screenplays now?

Sexiest roll

I know that, I'm rerolling, idiot

guy does a really big stinky shit and when he takes a look at it he can see an islamic prophet with corn for eyes

good luck

A scene where two retarded midgets fist each other in a pool of peanut butter. Make this happen bro.

This isnt the character talking. This is me, the screenwriter, and I wrote this screenplay to say this: the age of consent should be 12.

^

Run a five-minute clip from a David Irving speech.

Roll

the line "i'm a vegan, you idiot. that includes blowjobs"

R O L L I N G

Hitler did nothing wrong.

lloR

The line "Pakistanis actually steal and lie a whole lot more than Jews"

5 minutes uncut, unaltered news footage of 9/11

Rollin

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make a story about gangslords competing for butthash territory sales

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thank fuck for you. this thread is barren with dubs

Check'm

The following exchange:

"Not a lot of people know this about Nero, but he kicked his pregnant wife to death, cut off his friends balls, gave him his dead wifes name and married him."

"At least he wasn't a Paki"

You're welcome papa user/possibly OP

Rollin

it was OP

HOLY FUCK, A GOD IS AMONG US

someone in a reddit tshirt saying "omg, i love the big bang theory, it's so funny!"

a dead baby zombie biting off a tit

kek, rolling

dubs

no dubs, but i am fapping to this idea right now. has all my favorite elements
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ded babies and zombification

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Great Scott nigga this pudding pops!

lol this

reroll

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i am OP and I suck dick, also roll for this bullshit

"do you like the beach boys?"
"no but i like the beach girls"
"i never heard of them"
"i'm saying i like the girls... on the beach"
"the beach boys are a band"
"i know that"
"then i..."
"i'm saying i like hot girls in swimsuits you dumb fuck"
"why do you have to bring sex in to everything?"
"i didn't bring sex in to it i brought admiration of the human form in to it... it's more art than anything..."
"so do you wanna see a dick on the beach too?"
"no i don't wanna see a dick"
"a dick is human. a dick is admirable. a dick is art"
"i don't wanna see a dick"
"what are you a homophobe or something?"
"no i'm not a homophobe. i can appreciate a dick. as long as it's my own dick and it's in the vicinity of a woman"
"some women have dicks"
"..."
"they have feminine penis"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"you know... feminine penis... i've seen it on 9gag"
"feminine dick? girls with dicks? i don't..."
"look man, it was on 9gag..."

Have Mark Rufflo waking up with a hulk poster by his bed. Little did he know Danny Devito would be standing there with a pistol in hand ready to eliminate the man himself. Rufflo throws him off and then prepares to hulk up. But in the back ground you see Bob Sagot with a needle and stabs him.

All dubs (That are requests) so far

there has to be a sex scene, and when the guy finishes he has to say "I just spagoodled"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

While Gilbert Gottfrried is masterbating to that

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"so little girl, what do you want for christmas this year?"
"i want my mommy to come back soon, santa"
"ho ho ho, and where is your mommy right now sweetie?"
"don't you know santa? i thought you knew all the secrets!"
"ahh well now, sometimes santa forgets a few things about grown ups because he has to remember so many things about all the children and whether they've been naughty or nice"
"oh i see santa. it must be hard to remember all of that. well, mommy is in heaven"
"oh right. i'm not sure if i have enough power to bring people back from heaven..."
*girl starts to cry*
"...but I do have one of these..."
*santa hands girl fidget spinner*
"oh my gosh santa!! is this really for me?!!"
"yes honey, it's all yours"
"wow, it's fucking nothing and my mom is still dead. do i look autistic to you?"

this please if trips include praise kek

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That, no fucking clue how

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