I had a vesectomy yesterday, ask me anything

I had a vesectomy yesterday, ask me anything

how do you feel?

Why did you let them cut your manhood off?

So with a vasectomy you still have visible cum loads right? Just no sperm cells inside the load right ?

has the operation opened your eyes to the realm of bukkake?

Actually not bad. My balls are a little sore and bruised but no big deal

What's it like having a vagina now?

Yeah, doc said your sperm only make up a tiny bit of your cum and said I wouldn't notice a difference. I fapped earlier today and it looks the same

I don't. But if I did I'd be shoving all kinds of shit in there.

Does the cum taste different?

No idea, haven't gotten a bj yet since the operation, but when I do I'll make a new thread and announce the findings

are you in a relationship / is your sex drive lower?

So what happens to the sperm that gets made in your balls, do they kind of just die then rinse and repeat.

As a past participant, little word of warning - first time you shoot a load to clear the pipes after the surgery, it's gonna look like your dick just had its period. Dont freak. Oh, and frozen peas are the bomb. Get some.

More on yours, the first few hours after the anesthesia wears off really sucks. He gave me some serious pain meds but I didn't take them. Big mistake. It felt like I was repeatedly getting punched in the balls ever 30 seconds

I don't think you quite understand what he's asking

Yes, married with two kids. And definitely not. After the pain went away I was ready to go

How old are you

So that's actually the interesting part. They go from my balls into the tube, but the tube is cut so they can't go to my dick. They end up in my sack outside of my balls and get absorbed

gah fuk dude.

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If the tubes' cut do your balls just roll around on the bottom of your sack?

If you're gonna do it, just take the meds they give you and you'll be okay. I didn't and I wish I did.

I fucking cringe hard when the word vasectomy is brought up

It doesn't seem like it. They seem totally normal. Apart from a little bruised

I did too. I damn near had a panic attack the night before thinking about it. But the actual procedure really wasn't bad at all. Most places will give you Valium before you get it done

I went in for one recently, too, but I got the name all wrong and came home with a castration instead.

I would suggest a good vibrator then

If they completely remove your balls wouldn't that fuck with your hormone levels.

I would assume so, luckily they didn't.

I swear to all that is Sup Forums, my story is true.

>decide to get snipped
>go in for surgery
>uneventful, I go home
>climb into comfychair
>put ice on muh balls
>turn on cable TV
>fire up channel guide
>choose old TV show, "The Operation"
>tune in mid-show
>whatamiwatching.jpg?
>a few seconds after I tune in, surgeon pulls out
>A GODDAMN TESTICLE!

>mfw I was watching procedure to reverse vasectomy an hour after I got snipped

I think the sperm does not go into the sack, it stays trapped in the testis by the titanium clip and gets resorbed.

Sometimes my balls ache a bit, I think because the sperm is built up.

They don't cut them loose to float dumbass. They just cut the sperm tube. The blood supply stays attached.

After my father found out he was expecting his third child (me) he booked himself in for a snip, at the time my mother and father had only one car and my mother needed it for work, so my father jumped on his bicycle and peddled off to the hospital and then back again afterwards. This story bring me great joy.

i had a vasectomy at 21 when i found out my first one was on the way, best decision ive ever made.