2017

>2017
>not owning a rolex

Explain yourself, poorfags ;)

Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe

I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))

If I were jelly, you'd eat me.

Ugliest watch I've ever seen and you are fat as fuck, you know you've go a problem wheb your fucking wrists are obese.

I'm not jealous about having a stub for an hand

Boy you look fat as fuck. Plus it's 2017 who the fuck wears watches anymore?

seen this posted numerous times in last few months, fuck off.

>Ugliest watch I've ever seen and you are fat as fuck, you know you've go a problem when your fucking wrists are obese.

THIS...... FAT AS FUCK

ill cum on your watch you fagot

Get a normal one and not a cheap one next one, looks like its in a ham

lmfao, how fucking much do you weight?

Who the fuck wears a watch anymore

I'm about 90% sure it's a fake between the outside and the face. It's just too ugly to be a Rolex

gtfo with that fake rolex you cunt

How much do you have to eat to develop knuckle fat ? Thats amazing.

I do bitch, but not a crap rolex like that. I keep my watches candy painted. My Plum MK watch is to die for fam.

why are people still falling for a month+ old bait?

Ah that's better

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>I almost got laid 2 times
>almost
so you didnt?

Only fags wear jewelry

Op is a faggot

Your watch couldn't even afford my pencils

people who dont wear faggy bracelets

staypuft has a watch. yay. the internet is stupid

Lmao, you said what poorfag?

Rape my monkey faggot

I give this b8 2/7 for making me reply

>omg guys its the current year
>ITS THE CURRENT YEAR

Submariners are like Camaros. They used to be cool, but now you can find 5 in any grocery store parking lot.

Omega's still have some originality and class to them

Those are just retarded

I didn't know Rolex made belts

obvious bait is obvious

fat fuck is fat

You have a fake of a shit tier Rolex

OP is a fag.

I can think of thousands of better uses for the thousands I'd spend on a wristband that's function was replaced fifteen years ago by a subprocess of the lock screen on a phone

I hope that watch doesn't cost much, it has got to be the ugliest fucking watch I've seen.

> 2017
Owning a peasant Rolex

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Even if bait, I own 3 grand complications Patek Philippe's So ya.

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Take that fake fucking Rolex over to Pawn Stars and trade it to Chumlee for a copy of "Battletoads"

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Watch newfag. What's a good brand for around $150-$250?

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Show us your plump Pepsi-tits, chubby!

Dubs. Show 'em Chubs!

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hehehehehehehehehehehe

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I get it. The joke is that you are fat.

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>Fat wrists
>Basic bitch Rolex
>FAKE Basic bitch Rolex
>Stock image from Google

Eat shit and die OP.

everyone falling for bait pasta

yeah but holy fuck you look like you have the arm of an obese child. You should have gotten a fucking treadmill instead faggot

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Lmao it actually costs more than what ever you're currently driving. I collect fancy/unique watches and colognes. I also own a security research firm.
Rolex? Lol.. these costs more than a rolex.

Where are your knuckles