Dear Femanon,
If you don't have the aesthetics of a Goddesses (natural blonde, natural huge tits) no rich man will ever want to marry you, give half their wealth to you, or let alone, even speak to you. How does that make you feel, you brown haired, flat chested, pale, anorexic, foreveralone.jpg poor ugly excuse of a female?
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Dear FemAnon:
Disregard that post. I'm an average guy and I would more likely than not fuck you.
Dick is a buyer's market.
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Jealous much?
It's ok we know you will die alone
OP here, I will not disclose who I am, but a screen writer with a fairly successful run in the industry. I have accumulated so much money by solely concentrating on my work and staying single, that at the moment, I'm sitting on a very high 8 figured dispensable income. I'm living in a two story condo near the beach (it's not the best, but whatever. I can purchase a mansion tomorrow if I wanted to) with my pets. All I can say is, pretty much all my constituents have wives or girlfriends who are exactly like pic related. Why? Because when you're rich as fuck, and have a little bit of pedigree, you want the best. And you know what? These girls are the best. Trust me, they do not get any better. Oh, and I post here whenever I need a break from my work. Because it's fun.
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who is she?
I'm pretty sure that's Sierra Skye, which is what I came into this thread to ask about. It definitely looks like her in the face but I don't remember her boobs being that big.
Nope, I consider myself an idiot savant. And if you were a girl who knew who am, you'd give me your name and number within seconds. No, I'm not tall, dark and handsome. But I have money and status, and that shit beats everything. When 10/10 girls straight up ignore their boyfriends and talk to you in front of them, well clearly, name and recognition speaks for itself.
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Jeez, and you call yourself a writer?
Yeah yeah...
"Op here, I'm better than every one here. I'm the richest man with Autism ever. My blond fetish means that blonds are better than anything, and my depression leads me to Sup Forums every time."
These guys said that it's a shop
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Nice tits but that is about it, ugly faces.
Depression only kicks in when I have writers block. Other then that, I'm pretty okay.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
OP here, You're an idiot savant as well? Nice. "Normal" people hardly succeed, savants do though.
Just playing by the way :)
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b-but user, I like brunettes, delicious flat chests, white skin, and thin girls.
is there something wrong with me??
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