SECRETS/CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ RETARDED OPINIONS/ ETC THREAD!

SECRETS/CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ RETARDED OPINIONS/ ETC THREAD!

when I was but a wee lad my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I fucked the girl in OP's pic.

I don't actually hate niggers

That's fucked

I love fat girls. I love the way they jiggle when I fuck them. I love how easy it is to get them to do anything I want. They'll do anything if they hate themselves.

I tripfag on bant

every fat bitch will let you plunge into their asshole every tiem
fit chicks have more self-esteem

I fingered my younger sisters pussy when she was 16 while she was passed out due to meds she had to take

I seriously considered cutting my gf off from the internet because she was playing a game that had guys in it.
I'm also just getting more jealous and having aggressive thoughts lately and I fucking hate it.

Not just anal. I can piss on them, make them drink my piss. Rim me. Fist them. Slap them. Shove it in their ass without and prep or warmup and make them suck me clean afterwards.

>he began touching me in my sleep when I was 12.
>I liked it.

You here?

you need to relax user
other dudes want your bitch because shes sexy
let her suck a cock or two. better yet, let one of the dicks be yours.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Fucked my Aunty (mothers sister) over the course of last summer while her husband was away working, started on a family holiday in Portugal.

if there is anything she might not be up to just remember it's usually easier to get forgiveness than permission...applies to girls in general

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>I'm very open about my interests. At least the less taboo ones.
Any of them know about the most taboo one?

I am! Also on kik if easier

one does. my BFF. He is into it all too. he's the one that wishes he met me before my husband

you gonna give a more realistic timestamp there?

this

During the last six months I've been fucking the 4 girls in my main circle of friends. 2 of them are cousins, 2 of them are friends, they all know each other. They all made swear never tell anybody about "us". They all hang out together. Neither of they know the truth. Not even my male friends.

Had to keep a stray dog in my room the other night to keep it safe while we waited for its owner to turn up; found myself disappointed it wasn't a male so it couldn't fuck me. I schlick to animal mating videos (dogs, pigs, dolphins, monkeys, but equines are my favorites) and sometimes I go to actual beast sites when I'm even more shameless. Went to a ranch with my mom recently and a donkey's cock came out while I was scratching him and I desperately wished I was all alone with him that day. I'd love to be at a farm and just let all the animals fuck me whenever they wanted. It's true what they say about white girls and animals. My bf sometimes jokingly says to let my dog lick my pussy; we say gross and weird shit to each other all the time but our humor is also the way we pretty much confessed our various incest kinks to each other, so maybe I'll get lucky again.

I'll use my camera so it's live, yes.

i have a loss of sanity around early morning if i have stayed up, around 3 am. I realize and think quite clearly, but it makes me want to die. I realize how its all quite pointless, how it will all end the same etc, its fucking weird that we are here and shit. we all are just fuckin pleasure seeking cows. Its fucking autism. I occasionally plot my suicide and get real fucking close, as of recently it was CO poisoning i was planning in garage, but i just dont know.

do you ever watch it with him or your husband?

I've stolen over 300 bras from unsuspecting women.

The biggest size I've ever gotten is 34HH.

alright, that works. what kik?

so I think I'm bi or something like that. I've been what seems like attraction toward certain men.I'v fapped to gay porn on several occasions. this could be all in my head, so that' why I'm saying it here. I'm waiting it out until 25 then I might come out

I rape my dog regularly.

Has your BFF ever been active in real life with one?

I dated my girlfriend for one and a half year without realizing she was a trap.

ever been knotted before?
Which hole would you want them to fuck you in?

I avoid watching and read stories mostly on asstr. Reading rape survivor stories that go in detail is a secret pleasure of mine too. On occasion my BFF will have cp pics he got on a sd card to look at. We look at them together on a cheap disposal digital camera.

I honestly feel I'm hijacking the thread, lol. Happy to answer all questions tho

You're kind of an asshole user. Not because of the theft, just because of how much of a pain in the ass it is find good bra's that fit, especially when you're that... well endowed.

>Be me
>17
>At the place of my friend
>Im heterosexual (or thats what u thought at the moment)
>He was kindda feminine, skinny with a big butt.
>We were drinking and having fun with some videogames.
>Mortalkombat9aintshitbruh.jpg
>At that moment i did realize that he was being so comfortable touching knees and shoulders with me, being really physical with me.
>At some point he turned off the ps3 and put some stand up comedy shit on netflix
>Comedias tells a joke about gay sex
>"Its actually easier and better than you guys (heterosexuals) think. -he said
>Really?, Whats the difference between anal with a girl or with a guy?. That was me
>Now at this point he is kindda tipsy but still cool with the alcohol.
>Its way to different, especially if i want you to fuck me. He said.
>What did you say user?... Dude listen i do like you as a friend, but im not gay.
>Now at this point he started to being really slutty.
>Suddendly out of nowhere he grabbed my junk (i was wearing those big ass basketball shorts, so it was pretty easy for him to put his hands inside of them and grab my dick and balls)and said to my ear: "i just want your cockin my ass"
>I was shock, we were just staring at our eyes. He started to take my erected dick outta of my pants.
>I was shocked, my heart was beating like if i was in a marathon.
>He started to blow me
>Its impressively good at it. (Not better than girls, but definitely on my top 3)
Cont...

not at all possible faggot.
post pics of ''her''

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

How the fuck would somebody steal 300 bras anyway?

What is your kik?

Also, see /r/rapekink, /r/stupidslutsclub

>I made him take out his pants so i can see what im gonna fuck
>God tier bubble butt
>Wasnt even thinking well at the moment.
> I was very excited about the idea of fucking a man just for the heat of the moment.
>Didn't even search for the lube, spit on my dick and put it in.
>IthinkimseeingGOD.jpg
>Actually really good
>Best 20 minutes of my life.
>I did cum inside that tight ass.
>As soon as i cum my dick was still hard so he started to blow me till i cum again.
>Never saw nobody eat a dick like if your life depends on it.
>It was like when they killed robocop and he started to catch em all for vengeance. You could see the determination to finisht it on his eyes.
>Same case, different scenario.
>Continue drinking and playing like nothing happened.
>Eventually went home.
>By the next 6 months we fucked like once or twice a week.
>Highschool finished and never saw him again.
>Havent fuck another man in my life.
>Since ever, Everytime i have sex i do prefer anal.
>Tbh honest with you guys i dont even care what i am, i dobt feel gay because i couldn't be able to be in a relationship with a man because I don't feel atracted to them.
>I just like sex.

terrorax85

Yes! asstr is awesome. One of my favourite stories was about two boys getting into watersports with each other by the river.

And yes, I enjoy reading rape survivor stories that go into detail too. Nothing quite so intense.

You said you were into watersports, what do you like? I always like watching someone wet themselves in panties or leggings. Also, into scat or diapers at all?

hah, yeah. I skippe dthat part and saw the large bra and was like "that bastard. Those are fucking hard to find good ones of"

>Reading rape survivor stories that go in detail is a secret pleasure of mine too
so I'm not the only one. I've fapped to newspaper articles before if they're graphic enough.

Very possible.

I'm a crusader, haven't told anyone till now

>be in second grade
>popular kid, everyone thinks im big and strong
>One lonely night, i had just discovered the wonder of blowjobs via the internet
>tell all of my friends about it
>the next night, i stay at my friend's house for the night
>me, him, and his little sister all get into a game of sicknasty truth or dare
>it starts off very tame, just simple little dares like, "oh i dare you to go call my mom a poopyhead!" or shit like that
>suddenly, things go very south
>and i do mean SOUTH
>"hey user. i TRIPLE DOG DARE you to suck my peepee!"
>shit
>this is when the gears start to churn
>i ain't no homo, but i certainly ain't a pussy, either
>i give him the succ
>tears are streaming down my face while i suck this boi off
>i stop to take a breather and ask if i can stop
>"no. it feels good. give me more."
>ohfuckno.jpeg
>get the fuck out of there
>i run straight out of his house, and i dont stop
>i run and run and run and eventually get back to my house
>my mom asks why i left
>"oh, he got really boring."
>to this day, i haven't told a soul.

asstr is great. Anything 12 and under is perfect for me.

I love being pissed on and drinking it or pissing on someone else and thrm drinking mine.

The first time I gave a girl oral sex I was 9, she was 16.

So you're implying she never once had stubble on her face, a voice slip, a gay inflection to her tone, manly shoulders, manly hips, dick bulge at the beach?

You dated her a year and NEVER fooled around?
I want fucking details, and I want a pic of you two together to prove.

Never been fucked before but I'd let them knot me anywhere honestly. That one webm of Harley Quinn getting fucked by a dog that I saw here today was a fucking fantasy. My bf and I agree we want a German shepherd (would wanna be fucked by one of those the most) and hopefully it'll be male. If it's male, I doubt it'll get neutered since all men with male dogs I've known haven't gotten their doggos snipped.
Also I have a furry friend that likes drawn feral porn and we kinda imply to each other that we'd let canines fuck us, I hope he gets a dog I can visit one day lol

bump

boys or girls?

strictly girls for asstr. boys are useless to me

pissing, etc anyone.

I've been having an affair for the past year.

Yesterday, i had sex with my wife in the morning.
Met my girlfriend for lunch, afterwards she gave me a blowjob in my car.
Then, had sex again with my wife last night.

I know i'm a bad man, a weak man.

Can you take a fist in your cunt or ass? Bceause a knot is fucking HUGE if you're not prepared for it. Also, you should get a rex from bad dragon. Pretty good for a dog simulator.

my 60yr old neighbor sucked and fucked my cock through a hole in our fence. she hasn't talked to me since

Ever made yoru husband drink your piss before? Or ever given yourself a golden shower and drank any? Because seriously, I wish I knew you IRL lol.

I'm a gentleman, I always pay women for their bras. You can sell them on Manyvids and Ebanned

into racially degrading chicks i know, kik is realestben44

One time at a party, I slept in a tent with my best friend and one of her friends, who was a total slut. My friend was fucked up drunk, basically passed out. In the morning when i awoke she had her ass outside her blanket. I fingered her pussy and ass without her knowing. Her friend was also pretty drunk out so I tried the same with her. She began moaning and woke up, but told me to keep going. Long story short, that was the first time I tried anal.

I want to take my husband to a glory hole and force him to suck other guys off

I paid some woman who was 40 years old to suck my dick. She came to my college went to the 3rd floor student buiilding and sucked my dick in the large bathroom stall. She was clearly old and disgusting but she sucked me sooooo good. I regret it and miss it at the same time.

When my nephews, 8 & 10yo, stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. They were here last weekend. Their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to keep them sheltered from the real world, especially when it comes to things like nudity/sex. Pretty sure gf is the 1st/only girl they've seen naked up close.

I also let them do other things they cant do at home like watch R movies and play games like cowadoody

gonna post it here?

Kek I can't even take a golf ball into my pussy to help my ovi fetish until I can get proper toys. I have a Nox coming from bd soon so I can see if I'm just in need of stretching or if my cunt is gonna be stubborn for even real toys.

Sauce on that webm?

he's drunk mime. i haven't drunk his. i had a guy piss all over me and fuck my face.
I've pissed and drunk my own on cam for an online dom several times

Pics? Story?

She's been using horomones for a while so no she doesn't get stubble. If she did I haven't noticed.

Her voice sounds just like a female and I'm not sure what you mean by a gay inflection.

She's fairly skinny so she looks more feminine than masculine.

In regards to the bulge it's not that big and easy for her to conceal.

We fooled around a lot. Just nothing really sexual for the first year and a half. I liked her and I didn't want to do anything that would make her uncomfortable and push her away.

Your philosophy is weak, and you're hyper extending a subjective interpretation...get over yourself and explore more of the world...faggot

Hah. You're gonna scream like a little bitch the first time you're knotted if you don't get ready. They're big and don't give a fuck. I mean, I'd love to hear your screaming, but I dunno if you're into that.

My relationship is kind of shit, and there's another girl who I could try going after who's like 10/10 times better than my gf, but I love my current gf way too much to give up on her. But I'm not really enjoying it either.

Sucks to suck.

Why does this guy keep saying this in every thread?

Most dogs don't have fist size knots, only the largest breeds do. Most medium breed dogs like Shepherds only have knots about half the size of a man's fist.

Post moree of her

Hah. So you're gonna give me your kik or skype so you can send me the vid you recorded of you doing that right? Because there's nothing like making a girl drink your piss and then fucking her throat.

it's true ?
Watches at $ 0?

Hah. Fair enough. It's just what i've been told, I haven't watched much beast myself, just with the larger breeds so Id on't really know much about it.

But she can't even take a golfball so it's gonna be uncomfortable no matter what I think.

Fun!

Ever touch them, or your gf touch them? Or let them touch you or your gf?

I'd rather not.

Yes it's true.

>I creampied my best friend since childhood after taking her virginity on her birthday when she turned legal after years and years of sexual tension/love feelings
>A lot of firsts that night
>decide to be together since it's basically a relationship already

Sucked my young cousin off when I was a kid. I ain't homo idk why I did it. I cringe everytime i think of it.

are u me?

what do you anons think about it?

I like side boob

checked

Not sure, it was in the OP for a thread that started with "Hentai beast thread?" if it can be found in an archive
I like the "don't give a fuck" attitude certain animals get while they fuck, I want to be reduced to their toys when it happens

When they were younger I would help them but haven't touched them like that or anything now that they are old enough to do it themselves. Gf hasnt touched them that I can remember. She let them touch her pussy the 1st couple times she joined us. She showed them the different parts and what they did.

I get a Brazilian wax and I wish my waxer would play with me as she waxed.

Play the dread game, dread game in the manosphere/PUA community is when you start showing signs that you're interested in other women and show the capacity to pursue them.

This really fucks with a woman's mind (in a good way) because she suddenly becomes fearful of loosing you and women LOVE men who are loved by other women (which is called pre-selection).

Dread game can fix your relationship by forcing her to make much more of a investment into it.

Well, I hope you record it so you can show off your sexy self getting mounted by your dog! Also, I hope you get comfortable enough with it to let him knot both your holes at some point, I'd love to watch it happen!

Possibly. What sucks about your relationship?

Our problem is we never talk. And if we do I start it. It's fucking summer time and we rarely message each other. We never see each other irl either. Last message sent was 3 days ago, by me.

She also doesn't express her emotions well. She's more of a cold-hearted bitch, but she can be and really is sweet. She just portrays herself as a bitch. I don't get it.

Meanwhile, the 10/10 qt3.14 is like almost the exact opposite, and her body is fucking rocking, like holy shit.

FML.

do you two enjoy it? Do you and your gf talk about wanting to do anything with/to them?

so, i killed my friend's pet once...
>8 years yOuNg
>common sense was not existent in my brain
>you know what was existent?
>Tom and Jerry
>my autistic friend is dead ass asleep
>I am not dead ass asleep
>her "support therapy rat" is not dead ass asleep
>the family cat is not dead asleep
>Mr. Krabs I have an ideaaaaaaaaa
>Out of the kindness of my dumb little heart I think
>Tom and Jerry became friends in the movie
>surely I could reason with these fine furry fellows to become best of friends irl
>genius
>pure genius
>grab "support therapy rat" mr.squibble out of his cage
>go to hallway and set down in front of cat
>okay guys time to make friends
>the only thing made was mistakes
>Cat look at rat
>Rat look at cat
>I look at budding friendship
>Wait that's not budding friendship,
>that's cat putting its mouth around Mr. Squibble
>Sucked him harder than a thot taking popsicle selfies
>oh no
>Oh NO
>NO thot cat, no!
>Ran off leaving nothing but a smol tail
>Mr. squibble is relieved from autistic duty
>long story short I panicked, threw the tail into the cage
>I am a murderer, a rat murderer
>in the morning my autistic friend found the tail, and I told her they turn into cocoons sometimes
>never went back
>no idea how long she kept that tail

sounds like she's cheating on you bro.

Might try user. Knowing her though she'd probably just get upset over it and not try anything.

Possibly worth a shot.

I doubt it, I'm her first and she's admitted she doesn't have experience in a relationship.

Maybe i'm just being a POS. Who knows.

So you can play witho nline dom's but won't cheat on your husband? Isn't that kind of a ocntradiciton?

>rarely message each other
>never see each other irl
>Last message sent was 3 days ago
dude that's not a relationship. thats barely even a friendship. the fuck are you locking yourself wholeheartedly into that for?

was in the same boat as you, thought the gf was too innocent but she fucked her one and only ex