NORMIES GET OUT!

NORMIES GET OUT!

>Ignore all porn threads
>Ignore all degeneracy
>Ignore all Redditors

DEUS VULT

>PORN POSTERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

AVE MARIA

>be crusader
>kill rape and pillage fellow christians
>die to turks

>Reddit detected

We shall stick together my friends

>be crusader
>run out of money while dying to turks
>slowly starve to death
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>still die to turks

>be crusader
>boil alive in heavy armor
>die of dehydration

>be crusader
>die so much to turks they dont take you seriously enough to send an army

>be crusader
>kill mostly christian civilians
>cause so much trouble other christians dont even trust you
>die to other christians

>be crusader
>infight with other crusaders
>die to other crusaders

this is just weird

>be crusader
>prematurely send crusade made mostly of peasents, the elderly, and women
>kill rape and pillage other christians
>die to turks

>be crusader
>be so dumb you run out of money before you die to turks
>forced to work as mercenaries killing raping and pillaging fellow christians
>still don't get money
>Kill rape and pillage fellow christians to get money
>still die to turks

>be crusader
>starve to death while dying to turks
>drink poisoned water in a well
>die to poison

>be crusader
>get outmatched by some dude on a horse
>die to turk arrow

>be crusader
>stupidly sail in bad weather
>get ship destroyed by storm
>drown before reaching turks

>be crusader
>notice you arent getting enough money
>kill rape and pillage innocent civilians
>desert after getting money

>be crusader
>feel bad about sins you didn't really commit
>join crusade
>kill rape and pillage fellow christians
>die to fellow christians

Sukky my dikk

>be crusader
>get in a pissing contest with other crusaders
>stupidly try to attack turk capital without it being sieged
>die to turks

REDDITORS GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD THEIR TAINTING THE HOLY LAND WITH THEIR JEW WAYS

>be crusader
>complain about jews
>go out and try to reclaim jerusalem
>good goyim

Deus vult

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.