What would you do if I sang out of tune?

What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key

*stand up, walk out, give finger while leaving*

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What the hell is werk tyme?

Oh baby
(I get by with a little help from my friends)
All I need is you by my side
(I get high with a little help from my friends)
I'm sayin' I'm gonna get high
(Gonna try with a little help from my friends)

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Worst fetishes you wish you didn't have? I'm not gay just want to know what gay people think a bad fetish is

I couldn't even finish alantutorial. That was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. Was it real?

You need to watch the whole thing to figure out what happened. I think it's both brilliant and hilarious.

If I say it a certain someone might show up. Second would have to be guro.

You mean diapers?

Lemme guess, Loli. How did you get it, when was the first time you jacked to it? It disgusts me so much that I can't fathom why people like it.

Necro. I've been having a lot of fantasies lately. I've been obsessed with death, murder, and serial killers. Today is Ted Bundy, yesterday Jeffrey Dahmer. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

Were you ever abused or see someone die when you were young? That's what I've found usually starts it

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No but it's related to that.
Scat. It usually disgusts me but there is one artist who does it in a way that works for me somehow.

I have fart, and slight scat. Although I rarely do it to the latter. Only on mondays. What exactly about it do you like

Check out Ridgway and Chikatilo if you haven't already.

Uh oh. Hopefully that diaper guy doesn't show up.

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I like bodily fluids and I guess that's the conclusion of that.
I didn't want to bring it here but I am an honest person.

Abused and neglected by a psycho mom, sadistic and destructive brother. Lived in the true ghettos of south Atlanta as one of the only white kids. Bullied and beaten and had to fight niggers until I wad 14. Alcoholic dad lives with my grandma, and I currently do as well (for the fifth time since I was 11, thanks to my mom, yet I'm in her guest bedroom right now). Grandfather died at 7, remember the bodybag rolling out on the stretcher that Saturday morning while I was visiting. Great grandmother died at 9. I'm fucked beyond belief.

Maybe in this instance it's okay to not be honest.

Which artist? If you'd rather not say, it's cool.

Which "diaper guy" do you mean?

Damn. Every time. Hey, at least you have a reason to get off to killing people. With my fetish, it just kinda happened.

I don't have any friends

I'm sorry. I've been a really dishonest person in the past and I decided to always be honest to try and make up for it.
I won't bring that here again.

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Ooh. Interesting. Thanks.

It's a hard one to accept. With me, I already know I have borderline personality disorder which I've discussed with my counselor. She knows absolutely nothing because I'm paranoid. I'm not your everyday edgelord, unfortunately. The only thing keeping me sane is fear of myself.

Hey, as long as you only jack to it, fine by me. But don't go on killing anyone, haha.

As far as active serial killers, Gilgo is pretty fascinating.

Any of them. They're all awful.

I do. Though I don't go out at all often.

We have all been dishonest in the past. I am dishonest when I try to force my will onto my work instead of letting it progress naturally.

And the Gilgo Beach Killer. He's still at large and his dumping ground was discovered on accident while searching for a missing prostitute unrelated to his murders.

Hey, don't listen to that gay asshole. Honesty is best, the truth hurts sometimes. 2d scat disgusts me less than this gay shit. Btw I'm a straight conservative, and think that free speech should be.upheld, no matter the content matter therein.

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Where did the crusaders go? I enjoyed their sanctimonious imagery

Yeah.

Oh, I remember Ridgway now. An impressive score I must say.

Fuckin A. Just reading about this shit makes me excited. Probably too excited.

I'm still here. I was Hitler poster last thread, but gave up because you will always just make a new one

My dishonesty has hurt people. It's why I feel I have to make up for it.
I agree with you but I don't think he's an asshole. He just wants to keep a greater evil away and so do I.

Yeah, Ridgway is the US's most prolific serial killer.

Gilgo is crazy smart. The way he dumped bodies, his victims, all that stuff is specifically to confuse the police. It's believed he may even be involved in law enforcement.

My dishonesty has also hurt people. I make up for it by being authentic at all times, but I'm also not gross as hell.

True, although he seemed pretty pissed off about it. You didn't post any pics, he could have just said don't post pics please. I would rather see that though than this shit.

Pedo. Yep I think there's nothing worse. ...

You could be gore and pedo

fun fact, the original lyric was
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and throw tomatoes at me?

Ew... Well, that's true...

Maybe sprinkle a little hardcore scat eating in there during disembowelment

Yeah, I was just reading that. Supposedly a former police chief according to an article from last year. Never would have thought about using that to confuse people.

You might have a point. Next time I see a child, I'll think about it covered in shit. Maybe, that will prevent me to feel horny.

I don't think it's him, honestly. Families of victims often blame whoever comes along. It's this person, or it's that person. They just want answers, they want justice. And in doing so more often than not throw accusations around, naming person after person as the prime suspect. It just muddies the waters further for the police.

There you go! Man I should be a psychiatrist

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I don't promise anything, but thanks for your effort. I like em even when they're fully clothed in winter gear. The thought that they urgently need a shower to get rid of that disgusting mess, could be enough to get me going again. I'll try to focus, but... It's not that easy.

That's fucking smart. I would use stealth to greatest advantage myself, and leave no trace of anything.

Imagine sucking that dilectable turd out of that child's butt, how it smells, how fucking disgusting it is, and proceed to vomit all over myself because of the image I created in my head.

I'd target the homeless and prostitutes, strip them of flesh until they were just bone, discard the meat in various dumpsters around the city, boil the bones in bleach until they were brittle, crush them into powder, then discard that in very sandy places. I wouldn't keep trophies or anything like that either. Nothing to tie me to the murders and no way to locate the remains.

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God. And the mere mention of scat fucking slays you.

You mean I'd probably puke, or you are right now? I met a dude once, actually he was into scat and puke. Ew... Disgusting. But he made me do watersports, and now I accept to do that. I couldn't do more... Piss is my limit I think.

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I'm into farts and a very little bit of scat. Only 2d. Never would tell a gf or side even. Piss grosses me out, so does gay stuff. I was a spam poster last thread, but decided that I would rather converse than collapse. I ment I vomited on myself when I came up with that

>side
Wife

Fuck. That's like. Almost exactly what I thought of. Well, I guess you know the saying, great minds think alike. Or demented ones.

Mayb you two could be the Jonny and Clyde of serial killers. (Jonny and clyde because your gay)

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I think any sane person thinks about how they would kill a person and how they would dispose of the body. There was a serial murderer caught a few years ago who just left the bodies on the floor of his house.

A lot of killers get caught because they make mistakes. To get away with it you have to make no mistakes.

That's an impressive effort. You tried so hard to gross me out, to help me (at least that's my point of view). In the process, you visualised a scene so gruesome and disgusting , that you felt bad yourself. I'm impressed.

True. I have thought about how to get away with murder.

Im not gay. Just here to talk.

There's already been several serial killers who worked in teams. Dean Corll, William Bonin, The Sunset Strip Killers, The Hillside Stranglers, and the Moor Killers to name a few.

As most people have I would imagine.

Personally, I would keep the meat in a deep freezer. I've wanted to taste human flesh for... a lot longer than I had realized. I remembered watching shit about cannibalism at 7 and wondering what it's like. I've had a growing desire for it after a few documentaries, and a chart here of choice cuts.

That would be... something.

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Thanks, just trying to keep you out of jail. My granddad molested two little boys, and because he was the principle of their school, he got two life sentences. I could tell you what he did if you want to hear/jack to it

Yep. I prefer mountains areas. I'm thinking tweakers would be a good target out west. Doing some meth and indulging in the greatest high imaginable on multiple levels.

Ah, Dean Corll. I like the Candyman.

No thanks, I don't want to hear real stories of rape. You see, I'm split in two: in fact, I don't want to harm anyone. On the other half, I still find kids so beautiful, that my dick gets hard in no time. I came a long way, and now I know that reality is completely different from my dreams. Still... So beautiful.

From what I've heard it's very similar to pork. I've also heard that white people are salty.

There was no penetration. It was only molesting. Because he was the principal was why he got fucked so bad by the court. No one was hurt physically.

He's pretty interesting. The only reason he was found out is because he was killed by one of his partners. William Bonin was one of three Freeway Killers in Southern California. Originally thought to be one killer, it turns out it was three separate people, each with similar MOs who were operating at the same time yet had no connection to one another.

I would focus more on places where there is a lot of sand that gets kicked around. Baseball fields and the like.

Sounds about right. I guess only time will tell if I ever do taste it.
Another thing I want to do is bath in blood. Not necessarily human blood. A bear would interesting.
Oh, also I'm a zoophile. Yes they do overlap.

You could use v8 juice to simulate blood, worth a try.

It was Harrison Graham who left the bodies of his victims on the floor of his home.

The body and the pain are the lest damage. The mind is fucked up forever. Pain is temporary, you forget it. But your behavior is turned inside/out, and the consequences on the mind are endless. Yep, I've read a lot from child rape victim. Even those who were not phisically harmed, had their life screwed.

That must have smelled pretty bad, did they catch him by seeing who bought the most febreeze at walmart?

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He was only discovered because the bodies were found after he was evicted for persistent foul odors. He was a fugitive for one week before his mother convinced him to turn himself in.

That's interesting. I haven't looked to much into them. I'll have to read more about it.

Yeah, that's a good strategy. Honestly, I don't know if I would get rid of the skin or bones either. I'd probably use all the body parts if I just wanted to indulge myself completely. Flayed skins as tapestry or clothes. Thinking about a throne of bones. Ribs wrapping around the body, cradling the body sitting on it as if death is worshipping it. That sounds lovely.

Nah. I just cut myself. That's how my BDSM shit started, which just descended from there, quick.

Yes, I agree 100 pre sent. Mental wounds almost never heal. He deserved what he got. Funny, how can you be a pedo if you never want to touch them?

>He didn't buy enough febreeze odur annialator
What a shame... would have made a great advertizement for frebreeze

I know him too. They media was reporting on the white guy who killed 6, but they hardly reported on him. That case by itself interests my because it scarily close to what a certain board has been claiming for quite a while. I wonder what they think of that case.

Easy, i am a pedo since I was a child myself. I spent years trying to find out the "correct way" to molest without consequences. Guess what? There's no such thing. "Weird game. The only way to win, is not to play."

True dat man. Glad you see it like that.

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The Freeway Killers are also fascinating. Most of my favorite serial killers are from the West Coast.

Jeffery Dahmer used the bones and skulls from some of his victims to build an altar to himself. Ed Gein, though not a serial killer, did similar things. Cups and bowls made from skulls, furniture made from bones, clothing made from human skin. He got the material for that from grave robbing. He would dig up dead women, have sex with their corpses, then use their body parts to make that stuff. Both the Sawyers from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Jame Gumb from The Silence of the Lambs are based partially on Ed Gein.

Yeah, it was an odd time to be racist. He killed one more person than Heidnik did.

Was Febreeze even available in the 80s?

It's fucking difficult. Like, I can get off only to loli/shota/cub. And I know I'll never make my dreams come true. Schizophrenia. I'm a two faced asshole.
Btw, time to go. Thanks, bye.

Thanks for the interesting convo

Yep. Those two I particularly like. While i was dying my hair I listened to Slayer's Necrophiliac, and Dead Skin Mask which was based on Gein. Dahmer's shrine idea is neat, I took inspiration from it.

I think I just got why I want to preserve remains: I just don't want to feel alone. That in conjunction with the immense feeling of power of keeping your victims with you until you meet Death herself.

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I can't call to mind any other killer that actually used the bodies of their victims in that way. Ed Kemper would keep the heads for a few days to use as a masturbatory device, Brudos used a foot from his first victim to model shoes and the breasts from another as paper weights, but other than that I can't really recall any to mind.

That is the reason Dahmer killed. He didn't want them to leave. It's also why he cannibalized his favorites, so they would always be a part of him.

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Ed Kemper is cool too. Fucking unstoppable behemoth with a genius IQ. Truly horrifying. I'm surprised no one has taken advantage of him and made a horror movie about him.

Yep. I stayed up until about this time yesterday reading about Dahmer again. I was almost scared at how closely related to him I am.

Ooh, I have an idea: constructing the perfect love for me out of bones and flesh of my choosing. A Corspe Bride.
Oh yeah, that massively influenced my necro fetish now that I think about it.

Kemper is eligible for parole. The only reason he is not free today is because he refuses parole every time it comes up. He is also the reason that the FBI no longer conducts interviews with serial killers on a one-on-one basis.

There is a movie called May that came out in 2002 in which a woman does exactly that.