What the fuck is wrong with Australians?

What the fuck is wrong with Australians?

You don't need this much beer

Seems to me like the aussies know what's a good size for a can.

foster is not australian and we dont drink it.. its made in the uk

Cant have too much beer you weak cunt

Americans Dont Need that much true

We drink this

People drink fosters?

We have pint cans in the UK. We don't even sell the coke can sized pebbles you guys drink

only if you're a QLD faggot

fosters are for faggots. Is vb, jim bean or tooheys.

you always need that much beer

You're the kind of cunt who drinks cruisers you pussy ass faggot, backyard cricket playing fucks the Barbie for everyone by putting lighter fluid on the chops kind of cunt

OP is a pussy bitch hahahahahaha

cant handle another 100ml of 5% alcohol

>He doesnt drink 568ml cans

kek

real americans drink this stuff its liteally the best tasting bheer ont he planet it makes my PENIS WET

>Fosters
>Beer
pick one

Even our woman are better then you.

checkd
Ausfags dont drink fosters, ever. It's VB, corona, carlton or xxxx golds mate. If youre on a budget youll settle for goon or little fat lambs, anything else is unaustralian

Oi fuck off, whispers is the shit. You're right on Goon-Pong though

only beer i drink cause everyone's beer taste like shit

i rather just drink hard liquor instead

Fuck outta here brissy cunt

Agreed

>for export only
Because they have bukkake parties in the brewing tanks

Fuck oath cunt

fosters is export only because even they know better than to drink that crap. also bud light is fucking gross you beta cunt

Big Sam says so

What are you even saying OP?

export only. hmm...

>light beer
You fucking wanker

Fosters has its merits.

Shots fired.

PBR is trash water piss drink

That's a truly shit tier beer. At least drink Sapporo

Fuck you motherfucker

Australian detected

yes we do

not if you actually enjoy good beer.

Spotted the faggot guys

Broke single dad goon bandit reporting in

If you sat outside in the outback being fucking grilled by the sun, attacked by living fucking demon animals, and chased by aboriginal gorillas, you'd need a bigger beer too.

I'm gonna nab your Sheila from ye cunt

inb4 nosense upsidedown jokes...
only valid for europe, where basically they are really upside down with australia

Oh yeah? And what libations dost thou imbibe? Lord Pennyfaggot

Sick impression

The Asahi stubbies far as I know are brewed in the PRC so dog shit.

Also this is the best Aus beer prove me wrong fgts.

Fuck off shit cunny

You ain't real

7+% beer or liquor only

my cheap ass likes at least 3 steel reserves a session.

Can you prove your claim? Didn't think so. Piss off

I'll nick ya SHeila from ya mate* cunt is a word for your friends. mate is a word for a cunt

Why the fuck would you drink that midstrength shit voluntarily?

Back to Perth with you plonker

Back to fucking Hobart

Say that to my face poofter

Absolutely 7/10 cunt
To bad I'm a fat cunt and the missus banned me from drinking

Only fuckwits from Queensland.
>VB Masterrace

>missus banned me from drinking
Ya mum sounds like a cunt ay?

Yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah
Back to the bush you go, abbo.

Mmmm, I love a good Milton mango

Ask any Ausfag and they'll tell you that nobody drinks Fosters... they drink 4X

I wish our cans were that big.. that way I wouldnt have to drink fucking 8 cans to even start getting a buzz

>they drink 4X
Only spastics from Queensland

What kind of weak fucker are you, m8?

THE BEER NEEDS ME

>light beer

As someone with a slight alcohol intolerance, this is all I can drink, otherwise I get really bad skin reactions and my joints kill me the following days.

>Midstrength

Get fucked cunt

Faggot detected.

Americans don't know shit about beer

I thought that was normal size? Are your beer cans smaller in the rest of the world 0_o

Oi cunt fuck off.

What as, drain cleaner?

Weak cunt detected

Screw that , Coopers is way better.

fuck off queerslander

real men drink home brew

Yeah they only call it xxxx because they are not allowed to write Piss on the bottle.

who the fuck drinks bud light lmao

fucking horse piss

i thought it stood for shit, learn something new everyday

Im white trash and im in trouble

We only have 550ml beer cans in the UK.

Who would drink such small quantities?

Sparkling ale master race reporting in

That's the minimum size we have 1L cans and 1.5L bottles.

SABMiller owns the Foster's label now for the US. It's brewed in Milwaukee.

>don't need
>much beer
pick one

Just want to point out that Bud is the worst beer ever.

Why anyone would willing choose to drive it versus almost any other beer will forever be a mystery.

Holy shit is that a longneck in a can, what's that called?

Why do no cunts drink Melbourne Bitter anymore, beats the shit out of VB and that pussy Carlton Draught shit

We find your American beer to be a lot like making love in a canoe.

>women

Seriously? They live in a country where Everything can and will kill them. I'd want to stay as fucked up as possible as often as possible.

>fosters
Yeah thanks mate

Coopers is made by God himself! All others are just Pale

Yair but We don't drink Fosters and never have to worry about sharks

Well no, no self respecting human drinks that bull piss.

I don't understand whats wrong here? Is this more then 500ml? Is 500ml not normal?

Ok Sup Forums It's 8 am, should I get completely hammered right now?

11 pm here so it's as good a time as any

knock knock

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