I run a multimillion dollar hedge fund from my home. What are you doing right now?

I run a multimillion dollar hedge fund from my home. What are you doing right now?

Not bullshitting on the internet.

Damn beat me to it

Getting a license so I can start a business.

Currently writing a report about the new sausage product we will sell next week

eating like that he'll be lucky to make it to 55.

how much you need?

lol noob, keto diet u dumb furryfag nigger chimp rapist

Waiting for the collapse so I can watch niggas like you cry.

working from home waiting for corporate laptop to finish updating.

Reading Sup Forums

smoked and cured meats are linked to numerous health issues.

About 10

lying on the inter...

You think you can send me a few dollars please ?
My paypal is [email protected]

I'll send you a sausage if thats alright with you.

I know you meant that as a joke but I'm honestly poor enough to accept your offer

give me your adress and i will most decidedly send you those sausages as agreed upon.

Really appreciate the intention but I have trust issues

Why don't you do something nice and help this girl out
www.gofundme.com(slash)xgvxk5-escaping-domestic-violence

Does she need sausage?

more premium grass fed sausage for me then

>multimillion dollar hedge fund
>from my home

Pick one dipshit

I'm high as fuck eating a cup o' soup in the bath. Thanks for asking

Sounds like the life. Enjoy user

But still you connect your monitor with a vga cable? luls poorfag

I am man. first day off in 35 days

I run a multibillion dollar hedge fund from my home

In fact, we all run hedgefunds here, didn't you know that user?

I personally have all my money in a 'Sister Sledge' fund

Lookin for a job

Then you should try most of italian peoducts, they're mostly not smoled and without shitty additives

>throwing away things that still works

Gee mechant, you could work even without the newest 3d 16:10 500$ worth screen

Honestly, this guy has a point.

Text is more blurry with VGA, which makes sense since it was developed in the 80's. You'd think anybody working a serious job with lots of reading/writing would spring for an 8$ modern cable.

Then again, my dad used VGA for a long time before I reeeee'd about it, and he's a fucking genius, so I dunno.

starting some shit on the internet. I'm fucking done being broke all the time