/mlb/

>Lillies edition

Jays close on Bautista Deal
SD fans flocking to Petco in droves as Chargers move north
Still no baseball in sight

do NOT respond to you-know-who or you will be flogged

Other urls found in this thread:

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heffer
youtu.be/VQO9ho4Bu4Q
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japhet_Amador
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Repostan

CC Sabathia says he wants to pitch another 4 or 5 years a la Bartolo Colon, or as long as he's healthy. He's 77 wins away from 300 and 274 Ks away from 3000. Could he be the last pitcher ever to reach either or both milestones?

in b4 Royals Guy.

>gib closer nao, puhleeeze

...

>77 more wins
Nah

>3000 K's
Yeah

rags

fuck fairweather trips

...

Mariners making the postseason this year and theres nothing any of you can do about it

Hahn fucking pls

Salvador Perez

>and handjobs

he won't get 300 wins, no one will
he could get 3000 strikeouts, but other pitchers will continue to do so as well.

>no one will
My boy Madbum's on pace

For what? His wife to win Best Heffer?

'heifer' you ignorant faggot
Allowing mobile posters was a mistake

'Heffer' is slang for a fat bitch, you fat bitch

>i-it's just slang!
Nah. Your a dumpass kiddo.

is your google broken?
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heffer

That only exists because people like you didn't know how to spell the word.
>h-hey guys it's slang we're not actually idiots at all!
>AGREED DUDE!

I'm not going to take up any more space with this, but you're wrong and pointing to urban fucking dictionary trying to excuse your literal stupidity is sad and embarrassing

>mad cuz his wife is fat
>mad cuz Mad's wife is fat

she's not fat, she's well rounded

let's go giii-ants clap clap clapclapclap

wtb joey bats

Lmao watch out, this cause a lot of butt hurt in here

Probably smells like livestock, maple syrup and sweat.

I dont think she's canadian

zing

Ayo I need help big time,

I applied for a web class thinking it was for the spring semester but turns out it was a winter session and I have nothing done for it. The final exam is open today due on the 18th

I dont know what to do, I'm emailing my advisor who never even told me about this when I ran it by her if theres any way to withdraw so late.

I dont know what to do.

you're a pathetic child that runs to other people once he gets a sense of discomfort because you've always had someone else fix your actual problems and/or have never been made to feel bad for your failures

go honestly tell them what happened, face the consequence and move the fuck on

>oh god help me please it's all crashing down around my ears

fucking sad

Do you feel superior now? Good. You're still a fucking Leaf.

How do you even fuck up that hard? How the fuck did you not realize it was a winter term class when you signed up?

I'm a web dev..... For a small fee, I will help you out.

Is this pasta?
wrong board by accident?

If you can''t afford to brick one online community college class you have bigger problems. Suck up your pride and shoot off some emails explaining what happened and hope for the best

...

>Do I feel superior for not being a sheltered retard that can't correctly sign up for poomunity college courses or find a simple way out of this absolute catastrophe?

yes

Be nice

but I feed off feeling superior to people too retarded not to expose themselves as retarded

...

this thread is so Curt Schilling

>rags

>rags

He's doing an AMA on Reddit tomorrow. Can't say to see all the self righteous cucks bitch and moan at him

>tfw no baseball

>rags

we will get there

This countdown clock should've featured a different major or minor league park each day

TRUMP BTFO

Who is that fat white bitch?

>doyers stadium
>day after opening day
>mest - barves
>isn't even the first game on april 3rd

literally everything is wrong

was gonna make a good one but I can't find the site anymore

Trump

>a big red fucking down arrow

...

How can anyone unironically believe that Donaldson, Bryant, and Machado are better than Arenado?
>inb4 "but muh Coors effect," he would rake anywhere, and the altitude has nothing to do with glovework

*

Calm down Nolan it's just the shredder.

BASEBALL'S COMING HOME LADS

How would you respond if a future MVP and Hall Of Famer came to visit you at your house?

youtu.be/VQO9ho4Bu4Q

I would ask him why he brought Gary Sanchez

Joey Bats gonna hit 50 dingers next year

And Smoak will bat .310+ with RISP

gotta have baserunners for that

I believe it considering he will get maybe 200 AB next season.

Nice bait

His road numbers show that he is in fact, a Coors babby

qt

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japhet_Amador

>Japhet Amador
>is a professional anyway

Hey guys!
I'm from Thailand.
Here is my proof.
Sorry it's in high def

I can't wait for baseball to start, I need to freshen up my background

Do they play baseball in Thailand?

I'm a little disappointed they don't in the Philippines. Shoulda annexed those guys.

>with the exception of the rays, every team in the indians hands have won a ring since Cleveland last did it
>has to include kc and detoilet 3 times to validate his irrelevant team

Didn't you know? Regular season success against specific opponents is more valuable than rings. At least that's what I've learned these past few months.

>Marlins
Are you just memeing, or do you think that shit franchise has actually won a ring?

t. lifelong gay cubs fan since 2016

Mad AF

Those are all the teams we swept in 2016, no need to sperg out. Back to your safe space

>we

Who /naranjeros/ here?

>Rays
It was going so well, what went wrong

Every sweep was represented with a picture of the icon for the team swept. Cry more

Why didn't you not get swept three times by one team?

Like every good run, it just flamed out after a while. They lasted a long time though considering how poor their team is. Probably the best run organization in baseball from about 08 to 13 in regards to scouting, player development, and coaching. I think losing Freidman was what really killed them the most.

What happened?
Or do you mean over this decade?

Hmm

Rays are legit WC dark horses

cap this post

This. Legit worried about them.

>Could he be the last pitcher ever to reach either or both milestones?
Kershaw will win 300 and get to 3,000K, might even get to 5K at this pace. Already has 136 wins before age 29

>rasy
>glory holes
>doing anything without steve pearce

my sides

>almost 30 and a season away from being halfway there
300 is very hard. Even Kershaw isnt guaranteed to get it

ikr lmao he's so much better than bumgarner im not obsessed at all tho

GIBE BACK

Rare pic of Willie Mays and Mickey Mantle together

Haha yeah I just saw this too
Maybe you should go back

Maybe you should

maybe you should all stay there get the fuck off my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fuck off leaf, don't ever share an opinion with me again

We're tilting, fellas

between redddit and cuckegg it was always over

>leafs thinking they can share their opinions
Why don't you make like a tree, and Canada?