She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Flirt back

Wake up.

My sides have I lost.

I know she would be making fun of me

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Spill spaghetti.

Rape

wispir en her eer
'sho me ur pennis"

comment nuzzle xD rawr on every photo she owns

"Sorry, my chromie count is too high for you."

berate her cowtits

Wonder why and who set it up that she talks to me.
And the whole situation is a part of a conspiracy.

Cry and run

Say hi

pretty = AIDS
>logic they fuck too much for whatever reasons
being a whore, money, mooching, who the fuck cares.

>pic related response

Grab them in my hands

10s are invariably terrible people, just hit it and quit it and save a video.

ur mean user

The sting of rebuke is the truth.

do you see a benis?
:DDD

SAUCE

is it just me or are tits that big unattractive?

reverse image search friendo

NO
its a vajinna

I like em, I would put a bag over her head though

Just keep walking, nothing to see here

Whoops, no top in this one.

Don't look you guys

ehhh iv been with worse.. I'm sure its not that great without the makeup but for one night I'm not gonna complain

but for some reason anything larger than D's and its a turnoff.. without the bra/bikini support they just look saggy as shit when they're naked

what about when they are smushed into the bed?

she can't get low enough to get maximized arch, limited opportunities for different angles... nah I'm good on that

ill stick with girls that are C's or lower

more for me then

Have a normal conversation with her while thinking about dead kittens to avoid getting a boner on the spot

good luck dude more power too ya

girl like that you're gonna be competing with a bunch of tyrone's though

Her ass-to-bust ratio is off. She needs a bigger butt.

they are fun to fuck, but I would never get that involved with someone with a huge chest.
Too many back problems later in life and their personality is usually shit

...

Dat ass is p h a t

She has it all

True. Those tits are a bit nicer but with an ass like that fucking her doggy would be fun too

you could probably do some crazy shit with her, she is super flexible

Oh fuck me yes please.

Be as dismissive as possible without being disrespectful.
>big tits and asses on clearly basic women don't excite me

Ask for dick pick

Ask if she has a dick. If not leave,

In a way, I'm glad you two are fucking men.

It means that you wont be breeding the next generation of faggots

>In a way, I'm glad you two are fucking men.
>It means that you wont be breeding the next generation of faggots

I've got bad news for you. It was your mom who turned me off women forever, many years ago.

>thinking about dead kittens
Diamond. You have to write that.

>competing with a bunch of tyrone's
Or maybe cooperating

name?

>one ugly bitch turned me away form attractive women forever
sounds more like a bad excuse for being a fag

>It means that you wont be breeding the next generation of faggots
Their sisters might though.

missing the joke this hard

Elizabeth Anne Pelayo

a simple reverse image search would give you this.... but whatever, idiots will never learn and I am tired of posting pics.

neg her a little so I dont seem over interested and subtly make her seem like Im not completely interested so I assure my dicks new home inside her vagina

Get hold of a veterinarian and see if there are any orphaned cows that need milk

>the joke
It might have worked if you weren't 12

why should i be an idiot when i can get idiots to do it for me? thanks idiot.

You didn't have to be an ungrateful pric asshat

360 degrees is a complete turn you fucking idiot