Fun in Bed Suggestion Thread

Fun in Bed Suggestion Thread
Me and my fuckbuddy are exploring new sexual experiencies to have more fun in bed
What does Sup Forums suggest?
Every hole is allowed, even my own
And please, don´t recommend stuff too hardcore. I'm not gonna rip her arm out and stuck it into my peehole (then she couldn't jerk me off)

rip her arm out and stuck it into your peehole (then she can use her other arm to jerk you off)

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lmao this gif always gets me

/thread

Whoa im eating zuchini right now

that's obviously a cucumber dumbass.

Do either of you have a dog?

Nope, We don't any pets in the house. Except if you count her pussy (XD... sorry, bad joke)

The "Andy Sixx"

is not

Do "the angry rodeo"
Take her from behind, pull her hair and whisper in her ear "ive got an positive std test". Tighten your grip and look how long can stay inside

Well, find one. A nice big male who hasn't be neutered. Get her to blow you while she's knotted.

If you can't find such, any dog will be happy to eat her out till the cows come home.

is too

I believe that would decrease my chances of "still" getting pussay. But thanks for the suggestion

Let her finger your asshole while she sucks your dick. Trust me, I've tried it.

Uhh, nice. I've done that some years ago. Not quite my cup of tea, but it was nice enough. Thanks. Keep it going

oh its the /thread guy again

ok, so getting fucked by a dog may be a reach, but there's a REALLY good chance she'd be info getting licked by one. dog will give you a great rimjob too. Feels surprisingly good.

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have her poop on the floor while you jerk off

It's quite funny that you said that. Days before we started fucking she commented how disgusted she was with a friend of hers confessed he was into cropophilia and couldn't have a satisfying sex life with his gf. And I'm with her on that, not a big fan. But thanks anyway.

How did she become your fuck budy user? What's the dynamic?

Well, we're both archaeologists. We met at an excavation and we worked on the same trench. Seeing her on her fours with summer's heat turned me the fuck on. And that went the same to her as well. We flirted a lot. At the end of the excavation we got drunk, started to talk about sex, one think led to another and we started fucking. She and I had very lousy sex lives with our former parterns and now we are experimenting stuff like bondage, anal, strapons, possibly even a threeesome in the future

i'd give anything to be that celery

Put her face-down in bed, hands cuffed in front, so she can work the dildo you stuff in her pussy. Lube her butt with you finger until hard af. Stuff her butt hole with your cock. Feelsgoodman. While you're laying pipe, take another dildo and put it in her mouth. It'll be like she's getting raped by three guys, but you don't have to share her. You can do voices, like Nazi border guard, Italian gangster, ignorant nigger, etc.

Sounds like it will go great user. I think you need to get of here and stop asking us for things to do. Go talk to the girl, get her all hot and bothered and talk about what she is into, and you. Or post fuck!! It's all on you two! You need to find your common kinks and exploit them!

>Ignorant Nigger

That is great, man. I told her before that since she started loving bondage so much I wanted to tie her face-down and fuck her in the ass and she said yes. I can't wait to do that.

Breakfus clu bit wan it. She, I'm a fuck dat ay.

Have a couple of dildos on hand. Take my advice. I was fucking my gf up the ass like that one time and she whispered to go get this shampoo bottle. I did, and she stuffed it in her pussy and told me to start fucking her again. I know she would have gone for it in the mouth if I had had something else suitable for it.

Thanks, mate. But that is why I'm here, my creativity is limited. As I said, we both had lousy sex lives before, Neither me nor her can come up with much many good ideas. But the eagerness to try is there, I assure you

Fisting.

Actually we talked about that. That is going to be our first investment, a vibrator or two, she wants to have all her holes filled, but have me deciding what to insert where, my penis included.

Find out what she thinks about when she's rubbing one out, then act out the fantasy.

Find out what her dad's nickname for her is, and see if that works.

See if you can get her into porn, so you can both watch it together when you're fucking. It's fucking perverted and fun as shit.

If you're that broke, just get a couple of cucumbers and put condoms on them.

That same gf I was talking about took me grocery shopping for vegetables to stick in her. That was hot in itself.

This is a cucumber, you muppet

When she rubs one, she fantasizes about my tongue piercing and the way I lick her pussy, she never met her fater and unfortunatly, so unfortunatly, we tried porn, she really doesn't like it as much as I love it. I used to masturbate together and touching each other watching porn with an ex and I loved it. This chick just isn't into it. FML

Have her eat some dairy followed by beans. Sit on your face and 69 while she farts in your face.

It'll be a good time.

Kek. You were inspired by the first gif, weren't you? XD

Tell her she has to come shop for the vegetables you're going to fuck her with, but before you leave, surprise her with a lubed butt plug she has to wear while you're shopping.