what CAN'T girls do?
What CAN'T girls do?
Be men
Pee using a biological penis
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understand male sex drive.
Produce sperm
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Have a prostate orgasm
Let's put this theory to the test
Not miscarrage
Prove a point
Stroke their dicks.
Drive
Girl's can't naturally inseminate an egg.
care to explain?
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anything right.
Love anything that isn't themselves.
E D G Y
Get an IQ score over 175, as an adult. (Not tested as a child and then claiming it also as an adult.)
Good luck, girls.
write their name in the snow...
yeah, they don't understand what it's like to want to fuck all day erryday.
and we know this about them so we pretend that we don't want to fuck all day either.
They can't seem to understand that if you hit someone regardless of their gender , they have the right to hit u back
Impregnate people. Biological females lack the... well, biology to do it, and trannies (if you consider them to be girls) get sterilized by the intensive hormone treatment.
save money/spend wisely
almost no girls outside of porn know how to ride a dick properly.
Defeat a man in any physical matchup. Testosterone rules!
Pee in the toilet, from the shower.
this
girls can't get kicked in the nuts or produce sperm. Guys can't do all the things related to creating an egg and housing it in their non existent womb Other than that everything is fair game.
my fuck buddy has a higher sex drive than me. She literally would fuck all day every day if I or her partner could give her that much without exhaustion.
have a real penis that shots real sperm.
I'm sure Venus Williams can kick my ass.
Think rationally or objectively.
maybe my fuckbuddy is an outlier? but damn can she ride. see:
Suck my dick...
become president of the usa
Sure, but she would be ranked 300th on the men's tour. Maybe 700th of John McEnroe is right.
get a job
You never saw this, eh?
en.wikipedia.org
The Williams sisters were beat soundly by a man ranked 203 in the world after they boasted they could beat any man ranked 200 or above.
Reputedly, he played the match buzzed after drinking a few beers, and didn't take it very seriously.
That being said, I'm all but certain Serena could crush my skull inbetween her giant man-quads.
be funny
this is now a trump thread
I dunno, you're doing pretty alright at it so far
kek
Take responsibility for their actions
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Fat ignoramus.
Don't engage him
Come to Sup Forums without being harangued mercilessly into nudity
Thanks for trying to bring back harbl.
Not be the center of the universe
I knew a man who had a motorcycle accident and was in traction for months. The first thing his girlfriend said to him upon visiting was "Did you even think about what would happen to me?"
The man literally broke his neck and her first thought was how it might inconvenience her had he died.
She may have just been a raving bitch, but it wasn't the first time I'd seen such behavior from a young woman and I'm certain it won't be the last. Just the most jaw-dropping example I've witnessed.
/thread
I killed your shit thread
Go me
oh they can get a job. they just can't keep it
how did he react?
did he break up with her or what?
Take more than 2 inches of hard cock.
Grown women can barely take 6 on average.
love me
I feel you dude
it's 2017
of course girls can be men
ejaculate
Nope, he just shouldered it and comforted her while she sniveled. Didn't know him very well, but he seemed a decent dude. I certainly hope he ditched her before too long.
Men*
*Some terms and conditions may apply
math and science
>Have a prostate orgasm
Girls have prostates too
>inb4 b8
my first thought that came to mind. thank you.
wrong
mtf girls can absolutely do that
Shut the fuck up and make me a goddamn sandwich.
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>who is Marie Curie
Assuming the hormone treatment doesn't cause sterility. It often does.
Love me
take a video or photo of anything without them being the focal point
post on Sup Forums
a woman who died of radiation poisoning because she wasn't good enough at science
>what CAN'T girls do?
Write their name in the snow
Fuck someone's throat
Logic
Morality
Create and/or maintain civilized societies
Helicopter dick
Make rational decisions based upon the gathering of facts and evidence
Avoid being indoctrinated by propaganda and going along with the crowd
bitch who died cause she played around with science
play football
Pull out a penis from their pants...kick my ass...play baseball...chit all sorts of shit...fucking cook or clean...fuck they cant even do that
get convicted of rape
This.
Also : not relying on emotions.
love
i just wanna fap all day tbhp
stop bitching about pretty much everything.
Be interesting.
cant make this video get to 279 viewz
girls youtu.be
consider yourself lucky. that's hardly the norm.
also tell her to keep her sex drive in check. that's the kind of stuff that really gets you in trouble.
>erryday
That best be a fucking typo, nigger.
Faggot should have twatted her, right in the cock-box
Understand normal human emotions.
touch my penis
impregnate someone
probably covered already, but just in case...