Y'all niggas better believe this is a GOOSE THREAD!

Y'all niggas better believe this is a GOOSE THREAD!

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We got geese. You got Goose?!

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Geese are assholes

>greylag untermensch polluting this thread.

fuck geese

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Canada goose reporting in

Brother!

Are Muscovy ducks acceptable?

Sure, why not.

Egyptian goose, signing in.

barnacle goose reporting

Canada Geese are the niggers of the Anatidae.

....belatedly

___l<
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text goose reporting for duty

We accept all kinds here.

If this russian faggot is allowed in here then so am I.

We're all just trying to fit in. It's hard, because I'm fat.

me and my beau

I fucking hate geese. Especially Canadian Geese fuck those things
>be me be 6
>live in rural town
>have local farm with best strawberries and cool goats that climb small post/ boards
>go to farm for strawberries and watch goats
>decide to get some feed pellets for 25 cents
>begin to feed animals...
>HERE COMES THE FUCKING GOOSE
>FUCK YOU
>chomps hands eats fingers
>eats all the feed
>loading attackmode.exe
>motherfucker latches on and I take off
>a good 5 minutes of running around attached to a goose
>punch goose in head and it goes berserk
>mom to the rescue.jpeg
>curb stomps goose
>we leave
>free strawberries the next few times we went there.

I fucking hate geese.
They are illegal to kill in the US. Its bullshit.
Whenever I see them I try to catch them so I can whirl them around by there neck and slam them against the ground

>triggered

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EXACTLY FUCK THESE BIRDS

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>curb stomps goose

Bullshit, the goose fucking honked your mom for days. It was probably the best honking she ever got.

>you gon' get raped

Muscovy ducks are native to central and south america, my dude.

Absolutely based. Take that, no wings.

I've had the opposite experience.

> be 4 or 5
> with family walking a large lake in town populated by swans, geese, and ducks
> feeding birds from a big bag of bread from the bakery
> the big swans and geese dominate the food tossed, go out of way to make sure the little ducks get their share too
> one swan isn't about seeing the littlest ducks fed, charges after I have moved past him to reach some small grey ducks
> swan bites my arm and snaps at the bag of bread
> goosebro swoops in and attacks swanfaggot, fending him off while I escape
> give him a big slice all to himself after the scuffle is over
> last time I went to the lake without my nerf gun

I'm okay with geese

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Beauty and the beast, nigga. You can't stand up to this level of handsome.

The fuck you said about me, you little bitch?

fucking hate these birds

You don't even have a sideface beard you ugly fuck

This thread is awesome.

you in serious trouble, nigga

Who else feels like Geese are the muslims of the animal kingdom?

lol

J. Edward Goose, Esq.

>no-wings slandering their winged superiors
This is what you get, nigga

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they are

heil

it looks like he has a dog mask

Fucking ducklets better step off before they catch these gifted claws on their bills.

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>GOOSE Penis

Geese almost drown man

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You fucking ruined my it, why can't I just have 1 FUCKING GODAM THREAD WITHOUT SEEING SOME SORT OF PENIS MAN COME THE FUCK ON YOU FUCKING GORILLA HUMPING NIGGER STOP WITH THE PENIS

Jesus fuck go to a plastic surgeon you fucking abomination.

Threads like make me come back.
Thanks based Op, just too bad your such a faggot.

This bird moisturizes.

Gotta grab them by the neck and swing them around like you're trying to lasso another goose. works everytime

> A goose and a moose saunter into a bar.

help me write this joke

They anal sex ur mom

D A MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
POSTIN IN THE GOOSE THREAD

it's called a canada goose not a canadian goose. also you sound like a bitch, why would you hate all geese forever just cause you were a dumb kid.

why do so many people feel the need to type in ebonics? Serious question.

checked dub dubs
and to answer your question : nigger culture perpetuated by the jews

Cause they're Niggers.

So they made it "cool and hip" to talk like a monkey? I don't get it

boss nigger reporting in

stop it, post geese.

D-D-D-D-DAAAAAAMN!
that's one bossy ass NIGGER GOOSE!

if u don't get it then i ain't finna tryna explain it to u cuz u one dense nigga

basic fucking mallard

AFLAC!

Pretty much.

there is a lack of pick feet in this thread

pink feet

I've got Goosebumps. Anyone get it, cuz

kek