I pretended to be gay all through highschool just so I would be surrounded by girls at all times. Ask me anything

I pretended to be gay all through highschool just so I would be surrounded by girls at all times. Ask me anything.

bump. I want hear this shit.

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So you are a guy pretending to be gay to be surrounded by girls?

what?

Every grill in high school was talking about wanting a gay best friend. So I stepped up and took off the straight jacket. I also have a couple of green text from parties and sleepovers and birthdays and shit like that if anyone is interested.

Color me intrigued

Girls in your country are gay.

Go on

Told a bunch of girls I was gay in grade 8 and kept it up until I moved 2 years later. I even fucked one (she was fuckin stunning too) a month after I told her I wasn't gay. In my defends i was actually kinda confused with my sexuality though and I consider myself bi for the most part now.

Oh shit dubs. Which one first. sleepover ? Party? Bday party? I went into this shit hard. Quit sports. Started fucking acting like a fag 24/7. Changed my wardrobe and voice.

Let's start from the beginning user. Let's go to where it all happened

Bump for potential

Why?
Do you regret it?
I pretend to be straight all through high school just so I'd fit in and I hate myself for it.

Here we go. Down this rabbit hole of 4 fucking years.

>be me
>be 4 years ago
>just starting high school, worried n shit.
>first week
>this shit is easy
>second week
>wtf mane tests every where
>2 months in
>see femanon friend
>"Hey femanon what's on your mind"
>"Oh nothing, just thinking about how we never see gay people"
>The fuck this bitch talking about
>"Yeah, because god hates fags" or some stupid hillbilly ass shit
>she laughs
"But I want a gay best friend."
>Oh shit nigger
>winter break. convo goes through my head
>why the fuck not
>get skinny jeans n shit. yoga pants, makeup, have my sister teach me how to do it
>"come out" to family
>dad pissed
>what are you fucking gay?
cont?

Did you suck any dicks?

Opposite happened to me, hung around girls so much they assumed I was gay.

Hmm. I like where this is going already

I don't regret it. Had fun and made high school into even more of a joke.

Please

No. I'm not a fucking fag.

You missed out
High school gay sex is best sex

hurry up before you 404 nigga

Did you ever get dat puss?

Is this winning or deceptively losing?

>"This is who I am dad. Fucking love me or don't."
>storm off to room fake crying
>laugh ass off
>mom comes in
>start fake crying again
>"u know your dad loves you"
>"yeah bish"
>"alright, good night. love you"
>"night bish"
>end of winter break
>go to school in skinny jeans
>tight shirt that say "juicy"
>red lowtop converse
>this shit better work
>get stares all day
>Hillbilly fucks make fun of me
>ignore the nigger fags
>see the same femanon
>"Hey"
> turns head jaw drops
>this nigga gay
>squeals
>"I knew it all along"
>bish what
>sit at lunch with femanon
>lets call her Alex
>All her friends are asking questions
>"Was coming out hard?"
>Bitch only thing hard is my dick
cont

Wtf is this shit

Hells yeah I did

It's winning. winning without trying.

>was coming out hard
>bitch the only thing hard is my dick
sides in orbit

I pretended to be gay all through college to get fucked in my smooth round bubble butt. Which of the two of us got more sex?

shiiiiiit

>bait

This phenomena can be observed in collectives of cuttlefish. If a less dominant male cannot out-compete the other competitors for a mate, that male will disguise itself as a female to appeal to the dominant male. Appearing as no threat to the dominant male's mate, he practically fertilizes the male, except doesn't. Then the less dominant male fucks the female behind the dominant male's back. Pretty much, OP is a sly nignog.

Was there a time where everything almost fell apart (people figuring things out)

everyone needs to calm down and let OP type cause this mother fucker is autist level slow

>"how did parents react?"
>Dad fucked me in ass
>"So, which guy do like?"
>Bish what ? I aint fucking gay
>"That guy right there"
>"oh shit, that Helgas mans"
>"I guess it's good he ain't gay then"
>"Haha you is funny"
>bish I know
>"you should join the cheer squad"
>wtf this nigger
>"Speaking of cheer squad I hear Stephanie is a slut. she didn't wear spanx and flashed the whole crowd"
>guess i'm a cheerleader now
cont

I'm a high functioning autist. Basically chris chan.

Yep. But I can only greentext 1 thing at a time.

>guess i'm a cheerleader now
Gold

>guess i'm a cheerleader now

please tell me about try outs!

>Acted like a faggot in high school
>No Im not a fucking fag

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>Luckily they needed more people
>figure out how to do basic things
>fit fag
>coach walks up
>"you should learn how to do flips n shit"
>"aight boi"
>pays for me to have lessons on faggotry
>get pretty good
>become friends with most of the cheer leaders
>people walk up and start talking to me that I dont even no
>"I need advice"
>get an abortion bish
>"So how far have you been?"
>virginfag bish
>School ends
>year book signed
> hand book to nigger
>writes my number is 1800fag
>dis nigga gay
>summer starts
This is where shit gets interesting.
cunt

Quick op before 494

bump for op

how far did you go?

New thread pls op

bump-uru

The end is nigh

New thread with link required

This story is to interesting to let die!

I was already a fitfag so the physical stuff was pretty easy. But the cheers and routines were fucking difficult. they have everyone try out every year and everyone makes it because the same people tryout. but I tried to join late so they just said "can you do this this and this" yep. "your in kid"

pretty far

Tell me why this ain't pre typed

This.

>2nd day of summer
>get text
>Jessica-"It's my bday today cum by"
>aight bish
>arrive
>knock on the door
>her dad answers
>oh shit
>"Are you Jessicas boyfriend?"
>no nigga
>"Oh youre him"
>yes bish
>lets me in
>"partys up stairs"
>yes sir mr.faggot lord
>start upstairs
>oh shit no gift
>pull wallet out
>15 bux i guess
>open door
>dino spaghett
>jk
> Jca-"ur late"
>no shit nigger
>take your money whore
>room is pretty big
>6 niggers in there
>bish got friends
>eat
>talk
>watch movies
>white chicks
>mfw dildo scene
>sex comes up
> "Have you fucked a guy"
>bish how many times I gotta tell you I aint fag
>"nope I wish"
>people leave
>Just me and jessica
>12 am
>this nigger gunna tell me to leave or wut
cunt

goddamnit op

Because OP already confirmed he is a sodomite.

your writing style is curt and brutish

but he didn't though

It beats Shakespeare

new thread

fucking kill yourself you closeted fucktard faggot i hope you pull the trigger and i hope your family watches you die and hates you because they know you are that disgusting fagot that you are.

Are you proud of it, shame, have any conscious on being such a manipulator?

Faggot*

op let us know if you're in new or old thread

Were you a sub? Did you look like a sub?

That's the joke

Bumperoo

Op is a gay fish surely

new

dom ftw
Very proud I kept it up all those years. no shame in getting game. And I guess I'm a heartless bastard for not feeling bad
Aight
I know famdamn right

More greentext pls

Bump

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Aight bish. You'd touch NIGGERS if you aighb tich ahibh bish .

Night Bish.
First find your heart and sound 100

>Korean and chinese Porn
>Oh my gosh
>this is gross
>Tiny penis
>Super small
>Leggo my eggo bish!
>Have you ever built a snow man?
>Play Ivern JG
>Play Darius Mid
>Play GTA Online

what are these called? have more?

Last one I have idk what their called though

What was your parents reaction when they found out you weren't gay or do they think your still gay?

My brother did the same thing now he claims to actually be gay.

So u pretended to be gay only to be friendzoned rather than be straight and have a chance to hook with them?

good 4 him

Still think im a faggot

The few months I was myself no one was interested. The moment I "became gay" I was a pusaybaws. people want to fuck gay guys I guess.

MOAR greentext op

Migrated to for wherever reason