Storytime! You all get 3 words

Storytime! You all get 3 words.
Once apon a

A failed thread

Tried to impress

All the lolis

without pissing off

Bye

There was a

Frog hopping along

Dick hanging out

The side Walk

Gangster style n'all

Smoking cigs n'shit

but then a

Bump from nowhere

stimulated his nipples

with a passion

hippity hoppity

said a gay

...

said another

nig, nigger, niggest

stole my bike

The SJW mods