/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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what was the link to?

*dabs*

Narnia.

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these threads are so fucking cucked dont know why i even bother smh tbh fam

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lads

Freezing my balls off.

Why are ID's even gone??

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warm in akl

Dunners reporting.

I guess ten of us still show up to these shitfests so report in with your reasons.

Dunners pls cuck me

Mate.

Bro

I'm OK with these threads. I'm only able to swing by once or twice a week. Just good knowing they're here, even if some nights not much happens.

I wish I had friends

I'll be your friendo. Tell me about yourself. What are you into?
Fav game? What's your fav food? Any TV shows you like? Got any pets?

Based Uncle Winnie here, consider this your daily reminder to vote for Gareth Morgan / TOP.

Do you really?

>voting

Would be better than no friends I guess

It's questionable... Social interactions are good, but people aren't, so therein lies the problem.

Why are most people from NZ so trashy? Do you have a very big working class?

Every country has trashy people. We just have more trashy people with computers.

because this is where my friends hang out

Auckland Here. Anyone keen on buying me Overwatch and then having a game?

I'm good, thanks.
That's pretty much my reasoning. How's it going, mate?
O shit waddup, also this. Literally.

Trade you overwatch for a bag of weed.

too poor

only if you buy me Overwatch first

Havent gone on a NZ thread in over a year, are they still terrible

they've never been better

good to know, ill be back in another years time

Fine. Come to my house and suck my dick. If you make me cum I will buy you overwatch.

where abouts you live?

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New Lynn

yo keen

What is your gender?

attack helicopter

Upper Hutt reporting in

well they started to get exponentially better after Chinkbro left

What genitals do you have?

>Christchurch

attack helicopter

Sounds dangerous, I am going to have to pass.

Was fucken happening, mang?

I think you mean rotor blades.

Basically just being a full blown human being at this point. Working, gaming and hanging with the lady friend.

How's things w/ you?

idgi

lewd

I want to spin your blades.

Anyone interested in chatting kik Ashley_x64. im a boy ok.

REEE NORMIES etc. Nah, that's cool, man. Things going well for ya?
Eh, they're going. Bit of this and a bit of that if y'know what I mean.

i want to spin fidgets with you until we both cum

You are obviously a boy, why did you need to clarify?

Do we even have those things in NZ?

answer me just sent u dikpic

My son is way into them. He wants me to buy him a gold one, I told him to fuck off.

Your son is autistic. Put him down.

He is not. He is also super into sonic the hedgehooooh fuck he's autistic.

my mum says i can get a new one at the end of the month. i'm thinking of upgrading to the vectorum 360. apparently you can reach crazy speeds with it like 520 rpm

wow dude i bet that will make bitches cum

I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I got him a white one from the $2 shop.

wtf mine only goes like 430 rpm MAX and that's if i push it. what lubricants do you use for the bearings?

This is weapons-grade autism.

It's obviously a joke.

holy shit quads

>live in a uni town
>want molly
>not a student and cant make friends
=
>no drugs
fml

why cant drugs just be legal already

See here:

What town?

First time I've been here before that fucktard neckbeard faggot posting photos of tanks all night.

tankbro's neckbeard is soft and luxurious.

Seconded.

dunedin

You're all a bunch of faggots.

just farted lads

was that in greggs then lad

It's Dunners. If it's who I think it is then you already know.

Anyone else hmu with those deals tho lel

on my couch. too much boiled eggs eaten my dude

too much eggys bro

Can one of you guys explain why every single kiwi guy (white only) I've been with has been uncut and seemed to have trouble washing all the smegma/urine away?

the gf made me get cut a few years back. best decision i ever made tbh

no such thing mate

this. with the maoris too. fucking disgusting.

fuck up Quercy

No idea but I feel like I am the only circumcised dude in the country.

Don't get me wrong, I love sucking a good cock but grotty uncut cock is just gross.

Good thing you got cut, lad.

Are Maoris traditionally uncut?

Why cut?

REEE I WANT ACID, MOLLY AND MUSHIES

I was an infant, I didn't really have a say in the matter.

not quercy you moron

Everyone is traditionally uncut except for muslims, jews and americans.

Workin' and waitin' on it

Oh ok but not religious reasons or nothing? just family preference?

>implying there are any other femanons that shitpost in this cesspool

what'll you pay for shrooms?

No religion, just family preference. It sucks though because I can't fuck with condoms because I feel nothing.