Ask a guy who was out of lube so instead used olive oil to jack off anything

Ask a guy who was out of lube so instead used olive oil to jack off anything

>needing lube to jack off

Was it any good?
Not all of us are lucky enough to be born to non jew parents.

Does your dick smell like fries now?

It was pretty good. It worked for me. But then your dick, hands and the whole fucking room smells like olive oil. And its a bitch to clean up. Alo, im not a jew. Just like the way it feels on my soft peepee skin

can i sucky for good taste

Post your dick with timestamp.

What sort of olive oil?
The cheap stuff or the extra virgin stuff?

Virgin probably.

fagget. All you bitched need to cash me ousside with a tub of coconut oil.

Wtf faggot?

Do it.

Will do
Extra virgin baby

Im not op

back when I was kid before I found the glory of Astroglide I used to use vegetable oil or crisco for wacking it

i use sunflower oil when i want a bit of extra fun, it's fine

i think greek athletes oiled themselves with olive oil before a show, plus it's supposed to be good for your skin

Are you trying to teach Sup Forums about history?

Do it anyways.

Ever thought of cutting off your peepee and using the oil to serve up a nice fried sausage?

>Extra virgin baby
NICE
you basically done what we did for century in mediterranian area. well done

trips you must do it

That sounds so annoying, how many times a week do you americains jerk it?
Still have a foreskin, I can jerk it anywhere anytime.

5-8, I just rub my mutilated dick on my bedsheet so I don't need lube.

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>Ask a guy who was out of lube so instead used olive oil to jack off anything
I never understand this. I've never jacked with lube/any liquid.

same.
cut fag here

I can barely see it, get the whole thing in view.

That's the whole thing asshole.

What the fuck no it isn't

I already came and put the oil in its place. Can make another thread later when ill reload

Shut the fuck up. I know you're just trying to humiliate me.

Holy fuck that's real! Nigga you need to stretch it.

So much this.

My ex said it was big enough.

Attention. Real OP here. From now on only pics containing olive oil and this timestamp are real OP

Oh shit nice trips, so was that your full dick or was it just someone being a cunt?

It was obviously just the tip. I dont have a large dick though. But its not THAT small. Its total of 15-16 cm? I think thats fiarly normal

Good, show us the full thing.