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Eufatty Bouchubb is ugly as fuck and obese.
Poogenie Poochard on pooicide watch.
Poorpetually pooper poorturbed pooropeean poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
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the amount of homerism from the commentators in this stosur match is beyond pathetic
First for Straffo.
Stosur = our girl
Watson = reddit's girl
>autism open
FUck oFf
good work
What's that smell?
>LE FUGG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXXDDD
is this /bundes/ or /cric/? I can't tell.
?___?
sad sad state of this board now
It's the official Australian Open thread.
Reminder to report any thread made after this if this thread hasn't reached 500 posts yet, as it is against the global rules.
Kind regards, handsome and intelligent AusGOD.
reminder that you should beg me to watch your sport
>rich kid ping pong
Nope .
this
Don't need to, Mr Big Strong American, as you are already here watching it.
But what I CAN ask you to do is to bully the disgusting pooropeeans who think they are allowed to discuss the Australian Open.
I hope that frank leaf reads this.
done
seriously though what was with that roid gut that one tan girl had?
A FUCKING LEAF
>not having a roid gut
Thiem the meme no longer on suicide watch
Anybody shave at night?
22nd for the 2017 aussie open champ!
no, and you're the only one who does
I do.
Can't do it in the morning because it cuts into my sleep time.
fucking barbarians
>phoneposting
Welp, seems like people will use this one. Weird how this board operates some times.
Sent back a monitor because it had heaps of backlight bleed, but I requested a refund instead of a replacement monitor.
They said this was all good, but today I found out they did send me a replacement monitor instead of a refund.
Time to kill myself.
iphone posters are the scourge of Sup Forums
good blog post
Just pretend you didn't receive the monitor and ask for your money back again
I'd like to thank Channel 7 for reminding me that Дapья "Дaшa" Гaвpилoвa is indeed Australian. If I didn't see the PSA five minutes ago, I would've have thought that she was Russian.
Pooropeeans on pooicide watch.
Any matches worth watching today?
Rip fritz
this
for some reason I thought Woz retired
You woz wrong
...
just got home from work lads
been holding this in all day
*farts*
Hmm smells like shit in here...
>not *BRAAAAAP*
Is Jarrod Mullen, dare I say - "fucked"?
might be thinking of ivanovic
That's what that means?
You should get your butt checked out. That noise is not healthy
*farts loudly*
take a visit to Sup Forums sometime my dude
>butt
12 year old detected
What do you call your poop cutter?
This is the worst grand slam time zone
I miss the majority of matches while I'm sleeping, the final will probably be at like 2am for me
Djokobot and Radwanska in 2ish hours
No the finals are on euro friendly times like 9am or something.
on a weekend?
ye saturday & sunday
Pooropeeans on pooicide watch
good morning lads
looks like australians haven't fucked over this thread yet
rafa looked very solid in his first round match
>40 IQ rugby
Lmao
Why isn't there challenges on the outside courts? Not fair
go fuck yourself i have to wake up early to watch your shitty open
Just took a huge, smelly Swiss, lads.
didnt know you were gay lad
Wimbledon doesn't even have lights.
Camila is so fucking hot
how 'uge we talking?
Eat my ass, we get a free pass cause we invented it
@73730964
congrats we're all very proud
Federshit should just retire already. Overated garbage man if we're to be honest.
good to hear. it was early in the morning and I slept through the whole thing. scoreboard looked promising
on the other hand, Zverev had a 5-setter which is a good thing for Nadal since he has to face him in the third round. hopefully he pulls through
Who is your country's best player
>women in charge of serving it out
buzzfeed.com
Zverev is a young fella he can handle this. Holy shit Nadal-Zverev R3 will be intresting battle of age
Who is yours?????
kane williamson mate
monfils looking huge
holy shit vesely btfo
...
What a lad
I know. reminds me of Nadal
>tfw Nadal will never be a 19-year-old challenging Federer again
feelsbadman
fognini vs. lopez- definitely a match to watch
>Eurosport just switched to commentary
wtf?
Man, Ferrer sure can move. He's all over the court in no time. Great thing to watch.
Scotland is leaving Britain lad. And no, we all know you're not scottish.
are you supporting Jessica or Ferrer
You could watch Haas vs Paire, a literal 38 year old all court shotmaker playing against the player who Eurosport predict will be world no 2. next year
old man Ferrer still got it
That would be so satisfying, suddenly all the English Murray posters would be bitter and ridiculed
unlikely to happen before Murray retires though
I could see Scotland leaving in like 4 years, Murray is also gonna play for a pretty long time one would imagine
Ferrer
>Murray representing Scotland in Tokyo 2020
would be pretty memey
what the fuck is Fognini wearing
If Scotland would have voted leave (as Murray wanted) he would have become one very few athletes to win Olympic golds for two different nations
What are we watching?
Waiting for joker to start
lopez-fognini
lopez already arguing with the umpire
so frustrating that hawkeye is not available for the lower-ranked players (fognini-lopez)
true. I find it incredible that most of the UK still supports Murray despite him publicly endorsing Scottish independence
I'm watching old man Haas trying to beat future no.2 Paire
Haas vs Paire, to see the last swan song of a man who has been playing as a pro since the 90s
Aussies are gonna wanna watch Sousa vs Thompson, where the young Aussie is about to complete a comeback from 2-0 down
lol stadium is 1/2 full
nobody wants to see djokoshit