Red apples are better than green apples

Red apples are better than green apples.

wrong.

correct

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How so, faggot?

And yellow apples are better than red apples.

Yellow apples are pleb-tier.

But that's fucking wrong you fucking retard. Green apples have a better crunch and are just that right blend of sour and sweet. Read apples always feel soggy when you eat them and they're too sweet. You much be a literal faggot to unironically like red apples. I hope you die of AIDS poisoning

what do you mean faggot? GREEN APPLES ARE THE TRUE WAY OF THE LORD

Incorrect.

I don't like your attitude.

I prefer Brown apples

Yellow apples have no fucking flavor.

This

...but delicious.

Yellow apples are for faggots who can't handle both green and red.
Pleb of the highest caliber.

except in pies

nah, green is the better apple

Your're full of anger. I don't judge you because you obviously love to suck dicks, but because of you negate your homosexuality.

Now, I've eaten quite a few apples in my day, and I think you need to diversify your apple consumption. You've been eating red apples for a week? Eat a couple green ones, and a pear, which is like apples gay cousin.

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>But you're a faggot
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Yellow, red, then green