Hey faggots

Hey faggots,

How does it feel to know that I fuck more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime?

Imagine how Andy's warm creamy log would feel?

Whos that, your boyfriend?

Get the fuck out of here ya virgin pleb.

Dear homosexuals.
This is Original Poster speaking.
Compared to all virgins; in the entire world i have had by far more than 5x more sex than all virgins in the world combined.

5×0=0
Gj op

Grow up.

It's more of an accomplishment to stay a virgin your whole life. You're the one who looses.

>learn to read

Ok, who let this virgin in here?

u mad, virgin?

I fucked a dead dog in the ass, does that count? If not; teach me your ways oh senpai.

Dosnt count; Virgin.

How about a watermelon heated in the microwave?

Hey OP, those snakebites look br00tal. You are a few years late to the party mon.

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i havent felt anything in years

Traps aren't girls just to let you know
Nor are hentai simulators real

Thanks for that top tip, virgin.

Now stop jerking off over taps and hentai girls.

I don't because I have my boyfriend fuck me
And it feels fan fucking tastic

No. Just glad I won't be controlled by a woman just because I want sex. Have fun being a sheep, douchebag.

Feels fine, OP. I'm happy with my sex life, and I'm happy for you.

That sounds pretty gay.

Get used to it because youre gonna be a virgin for a long time.

I'm hoping for my whole life. Now fuck off and drive your bmw like a cunt somewhere else.

Silly user, of course it's gay.
And in a few years you will be to, all of you!
:)
Have fun because soon the sjw disease will spread to everyone, and all women will never have sex with men of any kind that aren't black or Muslim. Who will get you off then?
We will.

Dudes dont count bro.

This guy, again? Sheesh m8, this is just pitiful.

nice one