INDIANS LOVE TRUMP

POO IN LOOS PRAYING FOR A TRUMP PRESIDENT BECAUSE THEY ARE TIRED OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

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Absolutely based poo bros

Absolutely

MAKE

POO

IN

LOO

Trump is the prophesied saviour of humanity.

Where were you when Trump received ancient anti-muslim memetic POWER

VISHNU CONFIRMED SUPER DELEGATE OF BRAHMA

#MPGA

Their poo status won't help them.
Whatever it is buddha or else

THE LOO IS ABOUT TO POO IN YOU, MUDSHITS

Vishnu look pretty white expect for the poo eyes. Someone with skills please edit

Eat shit carthage jr, Allah was a pedo faggot like your forefathers

If I knew what rituals they were doing I'd bow down and do them myself.

As it is I have no religious training whatsoever, so have to bow down to the Virgin Mary. But I suspect Vishnu is smart enough to get the message.

APOOOVEMENT!

My parents are from India and I swear on to God (Lord Vishnu) my dad, who is actually going to vote Trump this election cycle, joked about having a Shiva Sena style prayer session from Trump kicking out muslims

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for Trump* I mean

Make
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MAKE LOOS GREAT AGAIN
#MLGA

Hara Hara Mahadev!

isn't that the name of a tv serial lmfa

GANPATI BAPPA!

Probably, it's a common salutation to Lord Shiva.

>tfw my name is Shiva
Apparently Shiva is the Hindu destroyer God

Thanks for that salutation m8

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what the hell is this God less country

Hello fellow pajeets. How do we deal with the deluded liberal Indians here (mostly college students) that don't support Trump?

Quick we need a council to make a new Indian pro Trump meme.

> Trump is Kalki, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalki

I make fun of them for being little bitches, but I use the general arguments that all people should use as to why Islam is absolutely terrible.
I use personal anecdotes (my grandparents were acid attacked by Muslims in the Bengal region before Indian independence) sometimes

Oh and also explain how new shitty H1B workers from India are shit and undercut good 2ng gen Indian-American labor

We should start a meme about Donald Trump being Kalki, the final avatar of Vishnu and the vanquisher of evil. That way, we can bring Pajeets throughout the world into our fold and make more meme magic rituals.

Have you ever questioned how anyone is supposed to prove who's muslim and who isn't?

Since India is the host of the third largest muslim population, there's a good chance that all Indians will banned from entering the US.

Their only argument every time is "muh racist" and it's impossible for me to have a real discussion. I'm in kind of a tough position too because we have some muzzie friends (but they're super moderate and the girls don't wear a hijab).

>Have you ever questioned how anyone is supposed to prove who's muslim and who isn't?
You look at their name, its that easy

>muh racist
Islam ain't a race son. Just blow them the fuck out like that.

>he thinks poor indians have proper documentation

Yeah if it was that easy we wouldn't have this problem. Again, "deluded" liberals

>he thinks poor indians have proper documentation
Poor Indians don't come to the USA, that's why we're the richest ethnic group

Even poo in loos are sick of muslims.

Wake the fuck up, Europe.

Whatever, you just have to be clever with it.
I'm actually relatively liberal, I'm pro-abortion, pro-gay whatever, pro-trannies in bathrooms, all that jazz, but I fucking hate muslims. Muslims are the worst thing ever for those liberal luxuries (gay rights etc), so thats a big argument

Why is India such a comedy goldmine

There are actually tons Indians who don't even have birth certificates, and they aren't poor either.

All I could find when I typed hindu frog god.

tons of indian-americans without birth certificates? I'd like a source on that. the large majority of indians that come to the USA are Hindu

A combination of extreme self-unawareness, lack of exposure to western values other than through Hollywood, and low education.

this kek, indians are the least self aware people ever

>indian-americans

Indians

I don't have a source, but my uncle had to make a birth certificate years later after he was born.

Based Vishnu strikes again

I have an acquaintance who is Indian and going for Sanders. I had a reasonable discussion with him and pointed out the misconceptions about Trump. Then I tied in the two candidates similarities. All in all he still voted for Bernie, but said he would go Trump in the general election if Hillary is the nominee.

Oh who the fuck cares about indians, the ones that come to the USA have to show documentation that would prove they aren't muslim
dont worry we wont have any mudshits from Kashmir coming to the USA

Why do Indians like Trump?

Does this mean Trump opponents are being Hinduphobic?

Because he is Kalki mother fucker

Indian Hindus dont like muslims, dont like mexican laborers because they're scared of getting stabbed, and also old school Indian-Americans hate new H1B workers, and as a 2nd generation indian-american who works in bio-informatics, i sometimes have to deal with dogshit retarded H1B workers that trump wants to get rid of in the long run

Then that's obviously a good reason for most Indians not to vote for Trump.

Most American-Indian families still have family in India, and having stricter immigration laws is enough to scare them away.

It doesn't matter shiva is literally all gods.

I am an Indian from India.
I support Trump.

Kek blesses him.
Kek blesses the poo in my loo.

Most Indians in the USA vote Republican anyways. Add to that Indians know all too well the troubles that muslims cause and most agree with the muslim ban. Plus Trump has a lot of respect for Indians

>Most Indians in the USA vote Republican anyways
wrong
Indians won't be deterred by that, money does more to attract indians. The Indians that matter will still come here

The ones that actually vote do man. Once they make their money here they become conservative af and vote for lower taxes

>Indians won't be deterred by that

do tell why Indians almost always vote blue

INDIA HAS JOINED THE KEK ALLIANCE!

84% of the 2.85 million Indian-American community voted for Obama in 2008

Indians wouldnt be deterred by documentation because they're not overwhelmingly muslim

i dont think we're talking about the same thing here

I think that was a one-off

when i think i dislike indians i realize it's just the h1bs here on vacation, i mean, "filling in vital positions" that i really hate.

Remember that Republicans had a senator and potential prez candidate calling an indian guy a macaca monkey.

Yeah indian temporary workers in America are terrible, just fucking terrible. Useless whiney incompetent smelly fucks.

Have you ever wondered why the Indian passport is completely shit-tier compared to practically every other country?

It because Indians lack reliable documentation and it's almost impossible to preform a background check.

If the muslim ban is going to be actually effective, the best route to take is to ban all Indians from entering the US. It's not hard for Ahmed to pretend to Rakesh.

Yeah, that was not George Allen's finest moment.

There is literally no empirical evidence to support the fact that Indian Muslims are hiding themselves and pretending to be Indian Hindus.
Ahmed would be too religious and devout to fake being Hindu.
There's a logistical and fundamental flaw with what you're saying. It is very possible to perform background checks on Indians coming out of whatever universities they come from since the vast majority come from big indian cities

>Ahmed would be too religious and devout to fake being Hindu.

how does muh taqiyya not apply here

>since the vast majority come from big indian cities

Have you ever even visited India?

>what is taqiyya

>Have you ever even visited India?
yes, in fact i went there in december. I know exactly how indians come to the USA because the company i work for provides some services to companies that hire H1B shitters. background checks are done relatively extensively for the vast majority of companies.
If you want shady background checks with dubious claims on ID, then youre thinking of Chinese workers in America

Please don't lump Sikhs in with these people.

I beg you.

I don't care for the memes, just don't lump us in with the Hindus.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

Towelhead pls go

Is this fucking reality?

England's empire has crumbled.
India has always been a big part of it.
England's takes in Muslims, empire is dead.
Trump becomes president
Indians support Trump
Indians form empire with USA

Vishnu is blue, though. Kind of his thing

I'd say the most effective way for an Indian muslim to get in would be through arranged marriage. I can see it being completely doable.

> extreme self-unawareness
It's really unbelievable how true this is

trump newest hindu god

cant say im too surprised tbqh

well, i like the ones that actually want to be americans and are capable of it. I mean drink ALL the kool aid. otherwise they're here touring the US, going NY, LA, and sky scuba diving to give to put on their resume to get women in india. I don't like that.

most important, they're stagnating IT wages.

hopefully trump will kick them out. PHDs only, and the visa goes to a PERSON not a BUSINESS so that we can attract smart PEOPLE, not clever businesses that can game the system

Thats actually a thing, and the way it happens is some muslim MAN marries off some hindu girl and they stay in india
there's a term for it but i forgot

Don't worry India-bros, after Trump builds the wall and defeats Muhammad, he'll slay the toilet witches which haunt you.

Also, how are you supposed to stop someone who claims to be an atheist?

I mean all you'd have to do is mark 'no' where it asks you if you're muslim.

Yeah, the ones that love America and stay are fine. The shitters that come for the wages and only for the wages then leave are awful, undercutting and stagnating wages.
I want to see Trump tax the hell out of companies that abuse H1B visas that companies use, so that there isn't any incentive anymore for companies to do it.
What happened with Disney is atrocious. Fuck those kind of companies.
kek why are you so fixated on this esoteric theory of yours

They can poo in my loo

Half of them are named Muhammad. Or wearing trash bags.

I imagine there'll be some waterboarding involved too. God damn the future looks bright over here right now.

SJW's, do you really want SOME OF TRUMP?
I don't think so. WATCH.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg

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>mfw half Indian and I'm voting based Donald
>mfw white people on campus say I can't because he's racist

I was just defending my viewpoint that it's too dangerous for Indians to vote for Trump if he doesn't go in depth with his policies.

Man how can anybody hate Dwight, that smile is infectious

>atheists named Muhummad don't exist

They get the block too. Fuck them.

True but he's soft as fuck. I'm a big Chicago fan and Noah may get traded for him which would suck. I saw him at school few years back, smelled like blue dream and looked high as fuck, super nice guy.

>new money
>ivy educated
>remove kebab

Indian here, we just hate liberalism. What Sup Forums doesn't realize is Indian media has a bigger hardon for Muslims than all of Sweden combined. We're sick and tired of muzzie bullshit and there's no way in fucking hell we're voting for a socialist after the 1980s crisis. I don't care how hard we get memed and hated on by whites, no way in fucking hell am I ever voting liberal.

>he's soft as fuck

Even Kobe agrees

lol

Bollywood will always stay the way it is. Almost all the popular actors are muslim or apologists.

>dat name
pic related Sup Forums is right again