Post practical ways to murder people (in which you are not getting yourself caught, ofcourse)
I'll start with one of my best ones : Rainy good bye.
No matter which country you live but there are some days in rainy season where it rains fucking heavily the rain is like a constant fog.
>go to your target's house >if he/she doesn't open door right away, ask for rain coat/ water/ mobile phone......etc. >once he/she open the door BAAM stab right in the chest. >job done.
Send them top a VA hospital, they are sure to die there.
Leo Williams
Impractical and too much requirements to execute it successfully.
Matthew Barnes
>Sniping from over 200m, that's 218 yards for shitardeds
Off course, you can't go over 3 shots tops because there will be too much evidence to pinpoint your sniping position and your weapon.
Landon Gomez
My mother's cooking.
No joke. She got in trouble with child welfare because I was undernourished. Lots of food poisoning too. She's was a terrible cook.
Nathan Perry
take 40 packs of cigarettes put them in a bowl with water let the water dry and scrape the resin out that resin is nicotine mix it into a pot of coffee and set upa tabl with a table cloth on the side walk pur cups off coffee and aks people if they wanna sample your brand of coffee ptch the idea youre trying to go against big business and want test subjects for feed back the nicotine you mixed in the coffee will take maybe a half hour to adsorb into their body at that point they die from a nicotine overdose works faster on smokers wont turn up in an autopsy report
Jack Martin
You need the following items
- A box of rohypnol - A bottle of water - Duct tape - Hatchet/axe and bone-saw/coping saw - A secluded hut/shack with bathtub connected to the main sewage system - A large vat of fluoroantimonic acid
Dissolve enough rohypnol in the water to knock your target out. Once he/she is out you put your target in your car. Front seat (remember seatbelt). It will look like he/she has simply fallen asleep. Drive to secluded shack (which you prepared earlier). Use the duct-tape to restrain your target. Wait for her/him to wake up. Once your target is awake you proceed to move him/her into the bathroom. Amputate all his/her limbs with the hatchet and bone-saw in order to make her/him easier to handle. The subject will of course bleed profusely, so if you want it to be alive for the next part, you will have to do something to cauterize its wounds to stop the bleeding. Move all pieces of your subject into the bathtub. Now pour in the acid. Do not allow yourself to be splashed with the acid. A glass lid would be good if you want to watch your subject dissolve. This acid will reduce pretty much anything organic to sludge, which you can then drain away as sewage.
Ryder Reyes
Edgy, but boring and clumsy.
Jose Sullivan
>put them in a bowl with water You put the whole pack in, the cigarettes only or get the tobacco out the cigs?
Seems an interesting way to an hero too.
>A box of rohypnol As if.
How do you get them in the first place?
Daniel Reed
Rohypnol is surprisingly easy to obtain. Much like how you would obtain any drug actually.
Ayden Nguyen
cigarettes only let them soak for half hour or so then sift out the plant matter just trying to get the nicotine to wash out from them itll dry up eventually just use a razor blade or someshit to scrape the resin
Austin Thomas
a secluded shack attached to sewage nigga plz this isnt the 60s when cops were idiots theres too many systems in place to prevent this shit from occuring
Carter Evans
Well, I've got one. It's a cabin in the woods basically. So far away from civilization that I can basically do whatever the fuck I please when I'm there. It also has power, running water and yes, sewage.
William Wilson
>Rohypnol is surprisingly easy to obtain. Care to be precise? Do I just walk up to a pharmacy?
Sorry being a total dumbfuck. I don't have ties with drug dealers or anything along those lines but I would love getting use to Rohypnol... for science and stuff.
Charles Cruz
Do we have to mash the migrates or nicotine leaks out and dissolve in water easily on it's own?
Eli Torres
itll come out on its own just pour enough water to soak them
Gabriel Cox
Apparently whoever killed the young girls Abby Williams and Libby German in Indiana, USA did something correct to not get caught. It's months later and police still have no clue who did it.
Nolan Gonzalez
Could we boil the water to speed up the process? also, For how much time cigarette should be soaked in water exactly.
Tyler Gutierrez
snaping their necks then throwing them off the stairs i thinks its simple completely believable handy (yes, pun intended) no money spent the perfect way to kill or you can just watch Heathers
Lincoln Reyes
There are a huge load of unproccessed cases in the police files. Some of them are from murders, but they usually just marked as theft, suicides and "natural" deaths. Very little from those murder cases are marked as "Unsolved Murder" because it would look horrible in the statistics reports.
Lincoln Baker
how did they get killed?
Charles Price
you can buy pure nic online. and yes it will turn up on a tox report.
Nathan Scott
Stab someone with an icecicle, murder weapon melts
Owen Campbell
Go to medium sized indoor sporting event, chain the door locks/or otherwise seal the exits. Either blow toxic gas or chemicals chlorine gas, mustard gas, powdered anthrax, just about anything extremely toxic that can go through air into the ventilation system (most are fairly easy to manufacture) or for an even easier route just set the whole thing on fire, be sure to wear some kind of disguise, possibly worker/staff for the chemical route or worker/staff+firemen uniform for the fire rote for easy escape added benefit fire uniform conceals face fairly well.
Kayden Sullivan
There are many ways to get it. First, Rohypnol is given as a sleep-aid, and many oldfags sell their prescriptions because they have no money being retired and all. Second, you can find drug-dealers basically in any city. Just walk around the local parks and ask some of the hippy-looking fellows if they know where you might get some "smoke". Next thing you know you are talking to a dealer who thinks he's about to sell you some pot. He's not, but chances are good that he either has other drugs (rohypnol among them), or knows someone who does.
Joshua Collins
Gold poisoning! Tricky to detect and certainly not the first thing examiners think about, but slow.
Jeremiah Johnson
RECAP: Apparently whoever killed the young girls Abby Williams and Libby German in Indiana, USA did something correct to not get caught. It's months later and police still have no clue who did it.
> They got killed by getting shot in the woods.
Dominic Wood
See Off course you can snipe your target at a closer range. But this increases the odds of you getting caught.
Hudson Kelly
Okay i'll give you my second one : The unhuman (Americium-241)
Basically death by ingestion of radio-active substance. You can find the radio active substance Americium-241 (half life:432 years) from smoke detectors.
>take out the Americium button from smoke detector. >Crush it into powdered form. >mix a little in your victim's coffee. >continue your daily life, it will take months or even years to kill. He/she will be disabled in few months thou. >Precaution: cover every part of your body during poison processing. >Best part - after ingestion no one in the world can save him/her .
It's more or less only good for one thing : Personal Vengeance.
Although it's a very inhuman way to kill someone, the victim will suffer in the worst way possible before dying. But i call it "the Unhuman" because it changes the victim's human DNA.
Isaiah Clark
>Precaution: cover every part of your body during poison processing. Then, nobody is going to be suspicious of the hazmat suited guy that just got of the coffee room?
How will you handle the poison into your target's cup.
Kayden Foster
Bruh.... Do the processing part in your hideout. all u have to do is slip the powder in the coffee, pizza, donut....etc.
Elijah Cox
Electrocute them in a way that looks like a total freak accident, then call the ambulance for them and attempt to save their already far gone life. No murder investigation = better for you.
Oliver Murphy
Just messing around.
The thing is, how will this thing look? Because if it's colored it will be pain to conceal it >Be stupid fuck >Make user rage >Make him rage real hard >Hazmat suit up this place >We making unhuman and shiet >Pour this weird looking powder over the mudafucking donnut >"The fuck is this shit?"
Brandon Jones
things like that only happen in movies/TV.
Ground Rule : The less you are connected to the crime, the safer you are.
Thomas Lopez
This. Last person to see him alive and there at the time of death. You're gonna be questioned by the cops anyway, and they'll ask you all kinds of shit about your relationship with them.
Probably ask a few of the deceased's friends and family about you too.
Don't know what country you're in though. You could be in some East European shit hole for all I know.
Wyatt Cruz
Send a package with a bomb, 1kilogramm C4/ 2 Kilogramm Dynamite indoors are a confirmed kill.
James Roberts
What part of "practical" You don't understand understand.
Thomas Cruz
Been thinking about cannibalism recently. I'm certainly a good enough cook to make it taste good. I know plenty of people I would eat.
Only issue is the bones. Bury them? Scatter them? Grind them up, put them in a baggie, and drop them at a party?
Suggestions?
Jason Morgan
I love you, OP.
Is this every Friday?
Gavin Ortiz
Crush and Flush.
Although some amount of DNA could be traced from the toilet, You can always dump the bone powder in the garbage or a farout mobile place.
The idea of eating your victim sounds really beautiful but i'hv always found humans to be very disgusting people, full of fat.
Michael Smith
Sell them heroin for an extended period of time and play the waiting game
Leo Morgan
way too loud
Tyler Mitchell
I always thought stabbing someone with a really sharp icicle would be quite useful, that way the murder weapon melts away, and thus, no evience
Camden Jenkins
No, You are seeing this from your point of view. If someone actually gonna kill another person than he/she is not normal/average, they are bound to have something suspicious in their past.
Jason King
Spy around here !
Levi Murphy
Yes sir just gonna go to my nearest 7/11 to buy fluoroantimonic acid. You're stupid, that shit is highly dangerous, and I doubt a regular person can get ahold of some, let alone a large amount.
>Grow Belladonna in a secure area, and harvest its juices. >Slip it in your victim's drink whilst no one is watching >when your victim returns, shoot her
Angel Perez
Hell, killing them in heavy rain works great to wash away forensic evidence (your hairs and fibers from your clothes that might otherwise be picked up by the lab)
Stabbing someone to death with an icicle sounds pretty neat because it would melt on its own, but I'm not sure how reliable of a weapon you can make of one before it shatters
Ian Kelly
No thanks, FBI. Not gonna play the stupid game, don't wanna win stupid prizes.
Parker Johnson
Man, this is a real killer thread!
Levi Hall
>implying FBI has time to post on Sup Forums and investigate russia at the same time
Hunter Ward
Go on an extended "camping trip."
Withdraw enough money from the bank so that you do not have to use a credit or debit card.
Stay off of toll highways.
Drive 2756 miles to the town of your ex best friend who fucked your wife nine years ago, before you moved out of the state. You haven't spoken to himin two years, since you found out. As far as everyone knows, you're over it. You've forgiven your wife and bought a house together.
Steal some plates from that state. Replace your car's plates with them. No out of state plates to stand out, Only takes a screwdriver, maybe a socket, and 2 minutes if you're fast.
Park on his street, three or four blocks away, near a vacant lot or in a parking lot or whatever. Walk to his mobile home door around 10:00 or so.
Knock.
He answers, shoot him twice in the chest with a silenced pistol. Shoot his whore girlfriend too. No witnesses.
Carry two propane tanks into the house from the trunk of your car. Turn them on in the bedroom and the bathroom, ater making sure all doors and windows are closed. Light a candle in the livingroom.
Get the fuck out of there.
Wait for the fireworks.
Drive away. Park three towns over, switch your plates back.
Drive home.
Never speak of it.
Brody Jackson
If consumed, americium-241 is excreted within a few days and only 0.05% is absorbed in the blood. From there, roughly 45% of it goes to the liver and 45% to the bones, and the remaining 10% is excreted. The uptake to the liver depends on the individual and increases with age. In the bones, americium is first deposited over cortical and trabecular surfaces and slowly redistributes over the bone with time. The biological half-life of 241Am is 50 years in the bones and 20 years in the liver, whereas in the gonads (testicles and ovaries) it remains permanently; in all these organs, americium promotes formation of cancer cells as a result of its radioactivity.[24]
Nathan Scott
You sick bastards are gonna meet God one day!!
Wyatt Lopez
You just broke the last step dingus
Bentley Jones
>Steal plates Then the cops will search for those plates, and they have onboard cameras that automatically detect plates they want.
>Only takes a screwdriver, maybe a socket, and 2 minutes if you're fast I think that requires special tools
>Park on his street People/cameras won't notice...
>Knock It's like you want to fail
>silenced pistol Ok but not one that you legally own, then
All the rest of your post is complete unpractical and useless non-sense, kiddo.
Oliver Sanchez
Cinema suffocation
Got to old fashioned movie theater Plays old movies and such you know the kind they're never usually super busy Elderly ans loners mainly.
Sit and wait for lone elderly target
Leave for bathroom and return and sit behind them.
Cover mouth and nose and smother, Enjoy your movie and eat their popcorn
Leave calmly, cleaning crew finds them assuming they died naturally watching nostalgia flick.
Asher Garcia
Why not just become a doctor, nurse, or intern that works with dying and sick people. Who knows someone could die right in front of you, happens all the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jacob Cooper
>Then the cops will search for those plates, and they have onboard cameras that automatically detect plates they want. steal them immediately before; thats to mislead anyone who jots down car plates while parked. Likely be changed back before they're reported stolen.
>I think that requires special tools I hardly think those are special tools. The dollar store sells them.
>People/cameras won't notice... Different plates, and never underestimate the indifference of humanity. Also, trailer court; not exactly a camera monitored setting. Highly unlikely.
>It's like you want to fail Best way to inconspicuously get someone to the door. Beats kicking it in or surprising them by picking the lock or walking in, if its unlocked.
>Ok but not one that you legally own, then One can make silencers, but okay, I'll give on that one, it's pretty specialized. Ten points from Gryffindor.
>All the rest of your post is complete unpractical and useless non-sense, kiddo. If you say so, lil buddy.
All posts on this forum are works of fiction. Only a retard wold accept them as real.
Ian Garcia
Every license plate I've ever seen is held on by two flat head screws or hex head bolts. It no special tools and not much time. This person's idea is still not very good, but if you want to, jacking plates is quick and easy.
Owen Watson
Super Glue your victims hands to each side of his/her head then make them jump off a building or bridge with piano wire around the neck.
Samuel Lewis
Go on hunting trip with friend that "lost" his orange vest and clothing. And you've been planning this for weeks he can't just miss the first day of the season to go shopping. No you instead just give him some bright color ribbing to put on his sleeve or something. What's the worse that could happen. You two split up to cover more ground. Little does he know you've brought another gun that is not registered to you. You later hear a gun shot and go to the source where you finD his body and dial 911. Some idiot must've heard him walking and shot at him and fled when he saw that it was a man. That's all I know officer I swear. And what happened to that other gun you might ask, gee I don't know what you're talking about. It's probably burried around here with any finger prints. Besides why would I kill a friend with no motive.
Jonathan Sullivan
1. get aids 2. fuck bitches 3. ??? 4. profit
Dominic Reed
a gun
Jaxson Fisher
Put poison ivy inside an joint or an edible and give it to your victim >simple >bland >but gets the job done