Alright no shit this time, Sup Forumsiggers. How do I make my dick bigger? Any tried and true methods from you guys?

Alright no shit this time, Sup Forumsiggers. How do I make my dick bigger? Any tried and true methods from you guys?

Fuck i thought this was a horse cock thread :(
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Cover it in tinfoil like a condom, make end pointy and long, stick into power outlet. That electricity will be absorbed by the tin foil without shocking you and stretch out with your dick inside. I did it a couple times, got a half inch or so each time. Good luck OP

Become a horse

For you, horsechan. Now tell me how to make my pee pee do extendo

You can't.

Look up jelqing. You get out of it what you put into it. Hard long strokes.

Bullshit. My pee pee already extendo'd three years ago and my daddy had a look and said puberty. How do I make it happen again??

I've heard about that and it seems like my only option really. I'm just looking for someone who has tried stuff. You experienced enough to tell me results?

The secret is to take female hormones. See, a dick high in estrogen usually is having a lot of sex. You won't get perfect results because it's hard to fake a pussy, but the strongest part is the estrogen transfer from pussy juice to your dick. This has a physiological effect on the penis that causes development similar to puberty, but slower and steadier.

To do this naturally you'd have to be having sex regularly for months just to gain a little. But tranny pills will give you a fuckton more estrogen than sex so you'll be able to get it growing faster.

Pretend you're a tranny, get the pills, take and wait for dick to grow. It still takes months but you'll see results guaranteed.

Was gonna say don't do this but honestly if anyone fell for this they'd deserve it.

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Think about it

Pretty much every guy in human history has wanted a bigger dick. If there was a 100% proven way to do it we would know about it and everybody would do it. I've heard jelqing can work, but the gains are minimal at best, like a fraction of an inch.

Interesting. Is the estrogen naturally absorbed through the sick hole or through the skin of the dick? Could I just soak my dick in an estrogen-rich bath every night or maybe even inject directly into the tip hole? Or would you still recommend just the pill?

You can break the pills down and soak. The urethra does the bulk of the absorption.

Best results are taking it through because it goes straight to the bloodstream.

See pic related

Also you do gotta watch the hormones a little bit so you don't get tits. But you will generally be fine. Trannies don't naturally have large tits, they're almost always fake in porn (and irl too)

administering the estrogen anally through a dragon dildo with a cum tube is the most effective method

It also helps to be watching interracial cuck porn while doing it and also having you cock locked in a chastity cage

My dick grew to like 9 inches doing that. Shit is cash.

Okay now this is just you fooling with me.

I'm not really concerned about growing any size of tits tbh I'm just really wanting a monster dick

Yeah. Your choice: either break the pill in water and soak your hard peen in for 10ish mins or just take one.

I can't guarantee MONSTER dick but you can certainly get some length. Not a lot of guys do it or know about it because titty Skittles aren't "manly" but you'll show em.

May the divines bless your spirit and guide your soul into sovngarde, tran-chan.

Jelqing, stretching, and kegels. Don't fap. Pussy only.

that's like saying every guy in history wants to be muscular and ripped, hence more attractive to women. most guys do want this, and they want a bigger dick. but both of these things required time, effort, and dedication. something most people lack.

jelqing does work, and it's not fractions of an inch. it's an inch or two over the course of years of consistent jelqing

Can't make it bigger the only thing to do is lose weight and it will look bigger. Jelqing doesn't work and only causes problems like death grip and ed. Something you can do is work on getting and keep strong erections so you can fuck for longer

oh and also look up ballooning

that guy just had a big dick before the pills retard,
And it's not that big anyways compared to his hand, that's a very good point of view to make the dick seem bigger.

I have a big dick and I didn't take estrogen pills, it just is that way.

Vacuum.