ITT: Sup Forums runs a pirate ship

ITT: Sup Forums runs a pirate ship

>First dubs is captain

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Im kicking you all off

yo ho ho

I don't trust this site enough to operate a boat

Let me commandeer this shit

No niggers allowed

Can it be a slave boat?

I'll just leave this innocent-looking burning match next to the gunpowder...

yar harr fiddle dee dee

Dibs on pilot.

I have no idea how to be captain of a ship

If dubs can I be the guy in the crow's nest instead of the captain?

Anyone with more than two syllables in their name is being THROWN OFF MY FUCKING SHIP.

Let's kill some Indians

First order as captain is to set the gunpowder reserves on fire. Then we cook hot dogs.

Do we already have a boat? What about supplies, or weapons?

niggers

Come on I really want to kill some Indians

It will all be for kek

YAAARRRRRRRRRR

Arrrrr look at me dubs. I be the captain of this ship now.

>roll

I SAID I'M COMMANDEERING THIS FUCKING SHIT

I am the capitan, Call me Derek.

Yall on your feet you seadogs!!! Yaarr!!!

Aye Aye Captain!

Aye Aye Captain!

We should probably organize our thoughts to suss out what our best ideas are

is it a pretty boat?

Whatre ye orders cap'n?

...

Y-yes, Cap'n.

But capan, I only got me peglegs.

What did you call me?

Ok lads....

MUTINY!

Motherfuckers, do we have a first mate and a boson now?!

Being a pirate is alright with me

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.

AYE, CAP'N
Whad'ya say we do wi'

Yar be jokin to me?! That trips says motin!

Sir Faggot

Unless they're chained up below deck

How should we go about disposing of the former Dubs Cap'n?

The first mate got them genital warts!
I say we go after a merchant ship cap'n!

If dubs, thar be a mutiny against the capan.

This 222 is my first mate now!
To the hopes! Push the things and swing them properly! Yarr!

To the board with them!

Douse Sail, ye land lubbers!!

Thar b a Spanish Galyen of the port bow!

Ahoy mah mans! The Kraken's awaken! Protect your capn!
>escaping like a true pirate

SEND 'EM TO DAVY JONES LOCKER!

Galleon ye peasant scum

MAN THE CANNON!

Sink them to the bottom lads!!! These damn spanish should taste the metal of our cutlass!!!

May we go pick up some wenches?

Ay cap'n!!!! Man the cannons ye scurvy dogs!!

THAR SHE BLOWS!! SHE BLOWS TO STARBOARD!!! THE WHITE WHALE!!!!!

We're in the middle of naval combat with a spanish galleon!!!

Trips and there be mutiny

PREPARE THA HARPOONS!!! LET'S HUNT, LADS!!

I CANT FIND THE CANNON SHOT! WHERE DID WE PUT THE SHOT?!

Alright, when we're done, then.

WALK THE PLANK!

Overthrow these useless sacks o' meat!

They need to go capn! They're toking the place of the rum!...

Ai!! We'll be sharin' the whores in the brothel

Then fill the cannon with the rum!

FIRE THE CHAIN SHOTS!

... Aye! The rum shall be!

>stare each other
>a whisper is heard
"Time for mutin..."
>nobodyanswer

WE NEED A SINGSONG LADS

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WES WITHIN RANGE! FIRE ON MY MARK!

Aye aye!!!...

FIRE BROADSIDES! FIRE!

Agreed

>Why the rum

.... Ready fo firin cap'n...

The same dubs I get when I become the captain... Now Im following orders from someone who didnt get my first dubs, and Im having fun.

Did we hit em? Did we get the spanish bastards?

THIS BE A MUCH BETTER SHANTY LADS!

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Ay' cap'n!

Burn sweet corny bastards burn!

WE BE OUT OF CANNONBALLS!!!

Yarr, ser. A British Officer be sneakin' about in the crew. Keel haul him!

AYE, WE FIND THE DARKEST SKINNED ON THIS SHIP
AND INTO THE CANNON THEY GO

I said load and fire the rum fool!
>the mast explodes
Damn! Weve been spotted! Quick! Another volley hurry!

AYE CAPTAIN! ALL NIGGERS LINE UP!!!!

Ay' cap'n.

Come'er blackie.

Avast me Jim Lads, them here repeating digits bode well fer todays sail, be ye bilges flatter'd?

Methinks a walk off the plank be proper punishment.

Arr...?

I'M DAVY JONES AND I WILL GIVE FREE BOOZE TO ALL WHO JUMP OFF THE BOAT

I am teh captain naow

Its been some time since I had so much innocent fun on Sup Forums

Im leaving the Sup Forumsout.
Bye anons! Good night for all ya.
Original dubs captain leaving.

I CLEANSE THIS FUCKING BOAT OF ALL YOU ETHIOPIAN SCUM

...

AYE-AYE CAPTAIN

>salutes

IM CALLING FOR A MUTINY LADS WHAT SAY YE?

Man, this thread is DUBBLE trouble!

Fucking Nigger...

Advice to many an old sea lass for whom ye old spark she had with 'er own special pirate seem to have gone shipwrecked.

HEY!! YER SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CANNON! GIT YER ASS OVER THERE!