Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Barron Trump standing there

Wat do??

love tenderly

Push him to his kneels and promptly execute him for his close association to the Traitor in Chief

set up my star trek 3D chess set and order pizzas

He's 11......

LOVE
TENDERLY

this

be thankful it isn't one of these two retards.

Literally who?

>see a scrawny white kid in my house

Uh... dude. Leave.

Offer him a fidget spinner

Apologize to him for his father ruining his childhood.

Maybe offer to do something fun like go race go karts or toss a frisbee

he's a special boy

Why do people make fun of this kid so much?

because he's an autist and his dad is a fat clown.

seconded
he's just a lil yee boy

Sell him to the Russians. Get about 10 bucks, worth.

is it bad that this made me giggle like a little girl

why do I find him so cute

Bow to the son of God

...

Faggot detected

Give worship to the God Emperor's Son. Offer him an Iced coffee and beg for a pair of his moms panties

Friend him on steam and play csgo

wrongneighborhood.wav

Give him a BIIIIIG hug and look into his eyes smiling, then say "Let's get you back home to your dad boyo." Call the cops or something and send him on his way.

play minecraft with him

Make America great again.

no u

Ask him to fix things because he is the expert

Take him to the nearest gym and force feed him protein until he's swolly. So that /fit/ will still have muscled autistics in the future.

Offer him some candy or something, ask if he wants to hang and watch Malcolm in the Middle for a bit until the Secret Service SWAT team busts down my doors

You love Putin's sloppy seconds you fucking cuck

Beg him for a chance to lick his shiny little strawberry donut clean