"Where'd you learn how to do that?"

>"Where'd you learn how to do that?"
>"I don't know!"

>"Sorry"
>"Stop saying sorry"
>"Sorry"

>How do I know that I can trust you?
>You don't.

>"Where'd you learn how to do that?"
>"I like video games"

>"I have to tell you something but you won't believe me"
>"What? Tell me, you can tell me anything"
>"Well... "
>"Just say it already"
>".........."
>"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? "

>oh shit its password locked
>dasohidasbojdasbonidasnkldas
>im in

>"You don't understand! You have to let explain!"
>"...."
>"Please let me explain!"

>"Let's go"
>"Where we going?"
>"I'll tell you when we get there"

>"Stay here"
>"Hey, hey, wait for me"

>the perimeter is quiet
>yeah, a little too quiet

>ZOOM AND ENHANCE
>Full HD Quality picture

>Conversation starts
scene change, time of day change
>Conversation picks up exactly where it left off

>"Who was that?"
>"That?! Nobody... Just nobody..."

>character lies down in bed
>still wearing shoes

>I don't know what to say...
>Say Yes!

God, I made my opinion on F4ntastic simply based off of that being in the trailer.

This actually happened to me in real life

>"They have 25 levels of jpeg encryption and even if you break through those you have to deal with the firewall and the proxy reboots, not to mention the server DDOS."
>"I'm in."

>"... I have a plan... "
>"w-w-w-what?"
>"RUN!"

>"We need to split up, cover more ground."

>"We have to go back"
>"I'm staying"

>someone is trying to use some sort of old or very advanced technology
>it isn't working
>"stupid piece of junk!"
>they smack it
>it starts working

>"Hey... where's ________?"
>other character looks sad
>"H-hey, c'mon, where are they?"
>other character looks dowm
>"No... no, it can't be! Not my _______! No!"

>character needs to make a phonecall
>doesn't write rough script in notepad, rehearse lines and prepare for hypothetical responses
a KïÑO with realism would be nice

>Where did you learn to use that?
>I invented it.

>implying this doesn't work

Haha seeing this thread every day just makes it funnier

>its another dumb frogposter thread

>"we just have to wait for the signal"
>"what's the signal?"
>big explosion
>"that is"

>Do this
>It's going to take me at least 6 years!
>You have 3 seconds

>here, we should split up, take my clothes, weapon, and flashlight, I'll be fine!

>"Dodgson,"
>"we've got Dodgson here!"

I HATE THIS SHIT

>you soldiers get some rest, you deserve it
>we can't rest sir, not when the fight isn't over yet

>This guy sucks, I really don't like him.
>...
>Uh oh, he's sitting on my shoulders, isn't he?

Nobody cares

Yeah, a little too Ralph

>who is he?
>he's me, from the future.
>who are you?
>I'm you, now come on
>end scene

>character walks down city street
>nothing but white men in sports coats

>he's right behind me isn't he?
>"no I'm in front of you"

>Someone you know is across the street
>Truck passes by and they disappear

>characters doesn't drink a 12-pack to get the courage to open email

>College flick
>Roommates don't write up a masturbation schedule

>"what are you doing?!"
>"improvising."

>Characters refrigerator is running
>They don't go catch it

Intelligent frogposters

>I love you
>I love you too
So unrealistic

>I love you
>See you in chemistry

>"SAVE MARTHA!"

>frog thread
>everyone posts grinches

>there's a password
>tries the name of a nearby book
>*access granted*

>a Tom Cruise character has 2 minutes and 39 seconds to disarm a bomb
>there are six ninjas in the way
>characters gets past them by playing noisy jazz

when will this trope die?

Jojo is the only thing to do this right.

>how did you know that?
>i designed it

i love futurama

>that was beautiful. what was it?
>its from the Qur'an

This has never ever happened. I'm willing to wait.

>that sounds great, who is he?
>who said anything about a he?

God I hate this one

>literally every character is in a burkha

I can never tell who is who, they should at least have a coloured headband or something. Maybe a name tag?

>Implying I dont just dent it and regret hitting it

>female character makes 'casual' mention of their wife
>male character makes 'casual' mention of their husband
>the mention is completely unwarranted, pure virtue signaling

>man and a woman meet
>jump cut to them having passionate sex

>they bring up the holocuast for no reason
>they mention Israel as if it's actually a normal country instead of using air quotes
>casual mention of how the superiority of the zionist army

This is realistic though, at least with woman.

>LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I LIKE WOMEN AREN'T I SPECIAL PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY SEXUALITY

>female character makes casual mention of their husband
>male character makes casual mention of their wife

How is this different to what you said? Exactly, it isn't.

Gays shouldn't have to hide their feelings just because they make you uncomfortable you cuck.

>tfw don't know if they're memeing with those scenes

Because statistically there are less gays so it doesn't make sense to see so many in a film or TV show. Even less so is the amount of well-adjusted gays who are able to maintain a marriage. So honestly any mention of same sex spouse is not appropriate.

>college movie
>"WHEW! PAAAARDAY!!"

>ENHANCE
>image is now at a completely different angle

I guess there was something kind of similar in V for Vandetta.

>characters go to vegas
>"VEGAS BABY YEAH"
>viva las vegas starts playing

>"I can't do it"
>"Can't or won't?"
>"Both"

>"Even if I knew X, I wouldn't tell you anyway"

>anyone surviving an explosion or getting fatally shot for long enough to provide exposition

>anyone that dies just before they were about to say something pivotal to the plot

>"How hard can it be?"
>cuts to character struggling at said activity

>"We're not so different, you and I"

>"Wait a minute! If you're here, then that means..."

>College movie
>They tar and feather the dean and light his car on fire

When I was in college my group of friends had an orgy and didn't tell me about it :(

>college movie
>they set three pigs loose and paint them with numbers 1,2 and 4

theres no reason to bring up the wife or husband if your straight.

>They put pig #3 inside the walls and it's only discovered a month later when everyone can smell it

Someone did that at my school. It took a crane to get them out.

>character simply orders a "coffee"

Oy vey, the Holocaust and Black September prepared us for the zombie apocalypse

>RAMESESII

>character is given attention by mildly attractive girl
>doesn't immediately fall in love and fantasize about their potential lives together