Hey, big guy. The usual - drink and popcorn for one?

Hey, big guy. The usual - drink and popcorn for one?

Who goes to the movies alone?

Robert you know I always order a large bucket of c'legs.

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I've been wanting to switch it up...throw in the crab leg saver's bucket for me, wontcha Tyrone?

No, movie theater popcorn is shit, give me candy instead.

I do. What's wrong with that, faggot.

For you

FOR YOU

How do you explain this, Robert? Better hope I don't send your black ass back to the hood.

Take my wife, please!

Excuse me sir, but this man's name is Robert.

>try to get a high resolution copy of this photo for memes
>its hundreds of dollars for a 1000x1000 image

is there a bigger scam than stock photography?

Yeah that's all I can afford, you really sucked me in with all the extras last week lol

Our shipment of crab legs was involved in a terrible plane crash this morning. Sorry big guy.

Who touches your penis when you stick it through the hole you created at the bottom of the popcorn container?

Yep!
I'm the designated shooter this time, wish me luck!

I touch it myself

Why would the movies be different from the rest of my life?

>no tip

user, you forgot the tip!

>neet detected
Tips don't go on receipts you weirdos.

>autism surcharge

are you kidding me? I'm barely on the spectrum!

>no designated movie theater shooter protection fee

Where is your theater located? I have to pay ridiculous fees I'm trying to avoid.

>Not even black people will date full black women

Is Jamal the only reason to go to the theaters, at this point?

His painted on smile is the best thing I get when it comes to social interaction.

Wrong, is Jamal

Nice try Robert, you still can't date my wife, I know you are a Uncle Tom

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guys is the penis inspection ez pass worth the 49.99 a month? i never have trouble passing, I just hate waiting in the line. does it come with any other benefits like discounts on concessions etc?

I thought about it but I ended up not going in and just went home.
I miss popcorn

Well, I got one, and when my wife goes to the BBC
(Idk why the British broadcasting network is at the cinema) room, she tells me that my pass has earned her a lot of extra chocolate.

>when my wife goes to the BBC
>(Idk why the British broadcasting network is at the cinema) room
should we tell him?

I got it one month because the fat black lady kept moving her neck weird and calling it a baby perker, no other discounts and you have to tip pretty heavy to get it but worth it tbqh.

>That'll be $84.99
>Plus tip!

Is Robert /ourguy/ ?

it is a relatively new thing in britain, they call them singletons instead of just singles, naturally

it pays for itself with the complementary foreskin cleaning

No, we're his guy

david duke

For you

Don't make eye contact with me, you dirty lowly nigger. I'll have your massa flog and whip you.

this meme is outta control!

I did once to see Cloverfiel 10 and BvS and I shit you not, the little faggot behind the countet was smirking the whole time. It really is pathetic but it didn't set in until I was done and came out alone.

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Why are they clapping?

Have you changed your look a bit?

Black people come in different shades even when both parents are...black.

Unlike wypipo who all come in the same shade of pink

best Sup Forums meme in a long time. Keking my ass off itt

because its a Christopher Nolan™'s Kino®

curious snek is curious

And your tight asshole boy

Randy you my nigga and you always know what I want. We should hang out sometime outside the theater and pick up bitches together.

>give up masturbation for lent
>hard all the time
>go to cinema to take my mind off of being horny 24/7
>fail penis inspection due to precum
>labeled potential theatre rapist
>get asshole probed
>they find the deviled eggs i was sneaking in
>fined 2000 dollars because of contraband
>lose shower privileges
>confiscate my Raven
>start crying
>they throw me in the theate dungeons for disturbing the peace
>by the time I get out the film I wanted to see is no longer playing
>see suicide squad instead

it was fucking awful

It's an American movie

qweerty