Things you think only you do thread. I will post each of mine seperately with some tits to keep the interest...

Things you think only you do thread. I will post each of mine seperately with some tits to keep the interest. Don't be shy
1. Look at clothing websites to see the swimsuit models, or adult products on amazon to see the models and screenshot them to fap to later

Breathe

2. Have conversations with myself, being two people at once, the normal me and another version of me who is offended by something the normal me has said, and they argue and tell each other off

eat

3. Give speeches to myself, pretending they are in front of some sort of audience, and never actually do them in real life

4. Save loads and loads of porn pictures, WEBMs etc and never look at them again

I do this. .

glad to know I'm not the only one!

5. Feel guilty after fapping to the images/thoughts of friends or people I know

mind if I add my own?

go for it

Putting bupper and animal posts with mine.
1. I make raps with cusswords every other word and they usually make no sense at all.

Fuck of she has a dick?

2. After I take a shower, if im bored I squat and swing my balls because manliness.

Sorry, but you are not alone.

I live alone, so while this is disgusting, it's for the greater good and harms no one.

If I shit out a massive, dense turd, I'll just close the lid and leave it in the toilet for at least an hour. In that time it softens up and basically turns to mush. That way when I do flush it I don't clog the shitter and have to use the plunger (something I had done many times before discovering this method).
And no, I'm not a big huge fatass. I'm 6'1 165lbs, but sometimes my shit is just massive and very dense.

forgot pic in my last one. so Ill make this one lewd.
3. I make beats in my head relative to every step I take when im walking

I tend to stroke and fondle my balls when I've had a hot shower. It's not a sexual thing, I just like the way it feels in my hands
that's just a good practical idea though

ikr? its so. smooth and warm and oddly droopy. 4. I use water with my choccy milk mix.

5.I sing when im alone in my apartment, but feel nervous someone might hear or get angry at me.

>Things you think only you do thread.

After taking a piss or "pinching a loaf" I cover the top of the toilet bowl (after closing the lid) with a thick bath mat towel to trap the minute particles from escaping through the sides because of the centrifugal force that propels them outward when you flush a toilet.

Also use a flushable wipe coated with witch hazel (after wiping with paper) to prevent the roids.

I do this as well m8

I can't tell if that's autism or OCD.

6. I like microwaving my lunch meat sandwiches before I put mayo or other condiments on them because it seems yummier to me that way.

it's all legit reasoning and actually does work, so...

so uh, just curious, why not just go to a regular porn site?

I do this, too. I always thought I needed help but was too concerned to say anything to my doctor.

>I can't tell if that's autism or OCD

Because you're clearly not intelligent enough to know the difference.

I haven't spoken to my doctor either, too scared of what he might say. I've already been diagnosed with severe OCD and anxiety, don't want to start collecting mental health issues :/

>I don't look at myself in the mirror if I have my shirt off
>with scoliosis I never want to see how it affects my bodily shape
>sometimes when I take a shower, I'll wait for the hot water to evaporate and fog the mirror so I won't even be able to look at my reflection

Been doing this for about 6 or 7 years.

Additionally. I have not been shirtless in front of someone for 2 years. Consequently, it was the last time I had sex. This wears on me a lot.

Bumpin for potential

Checked. You'll find the only person who really cares so much about that is you. Fit athletic people walk round topless in the summer, as do some fat people. It takes all sorts. Stop being a Nancy.

I've thought about this longer than you have man... the thing is, there was this kid that had scoliosis when I was still in school. He did his best to hide it but people isolated him from their social circles. As I did better to hide mine, I saw what it was like for people to know. People rarely invited him to do anything, until the day his parents put a rod in his back. He couldn't even bend down to touch his toes. That's a fate I want to avoid as much as possible. And if I don't know how bad it is and no one knows how bad it is, they won't want to nail that metal to my spine.