Sup Sup Forums, I need some advice from the intelligent anons that browse here, and I'm going to try and keep it short...

Sup Sup Forums, I need some advice from the intelligent anons that browse here, and I'm going to try and keep it short. One of my good friends is this cute Asian chick who is fluent in Mandarin, and has a liberal arts bachelor's degree (international business). She's pretty cute, and even though her degree sucks she's always underachieved in the job dept, working retail for the past few years. Today we were talking and looking at job postings, and she told me that me that if I can find her a job, she will give me at least one booty call a month. I'm summarizing here, but thats the gist.

If you were fluent in Mandarin and had a bachelor's degree, what type of jobs would you be looking for? I feel like just being bilingual in Mandarin itself would be marketable but idk. She's always been more booksmart than clever.

one more for good luck.

Starbucks

lets aim a little higher than barista

The problem you're going to have is that the jobs she's most qualified for are in China, which will make the booty call very expensive for one of you. Best bet would be to start looking into a teaching certification.

the problem is she has no experience. she'll have to start at the bottom doing shit jobs until something that will use her full potential comes along.

the place where I work is hiring a new hospitality project coordinator. we've started going into China for huge marketing jobs. she'd be a bigger asset if she were she and knew Mandarin.

this guy doesn't know, op. he thinks he does. but he doesn't.

may I call you Porkenkilo?

Mandarin is a bonus, surely a degree can pull her out of retail at least?

That last sentence confused me.

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Apply to Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

All she needs is like a year of Customer Service experience (make it up if she doesn't have it) and a bachelor's degree.

You speaking from experience?

Yessir.

She could do some sort of alternate route deal to get her teaching certification and then she'd be able to teach. That wouldn't bring in a shit ton of money but it's better than retail. The Mandarin is a nice bonus but most companies that would want a fluent speaker would want that person living in China or at least traveling there on the regular. The guy who mentioned hospitality is also right especially if you live in an area that brings in a lot of Chinese visitors.

Also a good idea

haha sorry. drunk.

she'd be a bigger asset if she were white and knew Mandarin.

Some sort of eng to mandarin translation, also what hobbies does she have? Maybe she could go a different route.

OP here, I'm having trouble posting. She's fluent in Mandarin and visits China regularly.

She's half Asian too, if that matters. Dad is white.

Hobbies? She can draw and she's into girly shit. Not many marketable skills that I can think of.

Any pics?

where do you two love? if you're close enough, maybe apply?

no pics, sorry

SE Louisiana

Maybe join the military as an officer?

Thought about that route and suggested it considering I am former military, but she was going to go linguistics in the Navy but she was denied because she was hospitalized for a panic disorder in her teens. She struggles with depression.

oh. pfft. southern California.

move.

She could be a bilingual hooker.

You're welcome, user.

camwhore. easy fast money.

What city are you in?

she might move if she had a guaranteed landing spot. I put her in touch with one of my military connections and we got her in the running for Asian-market HR at Caesar's but she was passed over.

There's a big hospitality industry here. But seriously, wtf do you do with an International Business degree? It has not helped her at all so far.

A bachelor's degree for Enterprise? Really?

This was my suggestion.

New Orleans

Btw did you work for Enterprise? I see an opening for Management Trainee and Sales Agent at the airport in the area.

I work in a casino and there are tons of ching chong players there every day. Getting a job there would be a piece of cake.

Maybe something in a big corporation that manufactures in China? Document translator? Human resources? Customer service? Chinese representative/ambassador for a corporation?

it's all about who you know, not what you know.

I don't have a college degree but I make bank. because I met the right people.

Where you at, my man? This is something I had thought of and she applied to a spot in Vegas. No dice though. That wasnt supposed to be a shitty pun either.

Presumably (like in every major city) there are international food wholesalers. She could be a purchaser for one of these companies. Speaking Chinese is a huge asset.

Like I said, she's not shrewd or street smart. She does a good job working, but its just a shit job.

I wouldn't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like one of those "in the know" type of jobs.

Connecticut. Every day, the Asian players take buses from Chinatown to our place. There's even a large number of chinese employees who live in the area and work there.

booksmart means her personality is not her selling point. this person does not belong in hospitality or retail, but rather behind a desk. International Business should have taught her basic accounting and the like... find her an office job. Something that deals with looking at spreadsheets or doing research. Business degrees often don't pay off until you get the MBA or fight your way to middle management then get the MBA

No strategy it seems. The first order of business is to develop a strategy. It's the very essence of business thinking. Companies nowadays are lean and nasty. They want strategic thinkers.

no she belongs behind a camera taking her clothes off for strangers for mad bucks. everyone likes looking at cute asian girls degrade themselves.

No, don't read into what I said too much.. she's currently working a job where she earns commission. Retail is dying.

Could you please elaborate? I'm not sure what you're getting at.

Ever hear of panty selling sites? I know a girl who makes 3,500 dollars a month doing it. Cream em up and ship em out. Asian girls can demand big money.

Pic sauce?

Actually a chick I'm fucking is very active on pantydeal. This chick would never go for it. I'll mention it though lol.

I read that you want to poke this ho on the regular and to do that you need to find her a job. Who wouldn't hire a slutty asian secretary?

I don't think you're strategic enough to handle it?.

she's willing to trade her pussy to you for a job but not willing to sell panties?

...

I said the same thing. She's smart and I think she would make a great legal secretary. I do freelance paralegal shit and process serving and I've tried putting her in touch with people. I forget what happened or what her objection was. I'll ask her again tonight.

By the way guys, thanks for helping me out and giving me solid advice. Honestly, I really want to find her a job so that she's happy more than I'm doing this for the booty. I want to see her succeed.

You're being retarded.
She wants to fuck you. What the hell does she need you to do? Send some e-mails and use Google? Fuck off.
Just man up, and don't be the sissy that finds her a job. You'll look weak and pathetic in her eyes and she'll owe you nothing.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained faggot.

I was trying to keep the original post uncomplicated with all the details, but basically yes. Actually I'm not sure man, I haven't asked. I think she would rather a decent job rather than selling used panties to support herself, thats just a guess though.

I can

First you need to negotiate a better deal than 1 time a month. Never take the first offer kid it should be at least 2. Start at 3 or 4 and meet her in the middle. Look for a translating job tons in government service.

Autism at work, folks. OP doesn't realize that "I'll give you booty/month" is on par with her saying "I'll give you a million dollars"
She will be grateful, OP, but she is not binding herself to a sex contract with you.

I really want her to find a job because she's a good friend. We lived with each other for a couple years at one point and all we did was make out a few times. She has a boyfriend; the booty calls would be on the dl. I'm not desperate for pussy that bad, I have girls, and she knows this too. This is for her..

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Seriously its like you guys aren't even listening. Can we get back on subject please?

You do realize how much of a cuck this makes you right?

Just go hire a cute fucking hooker, and save yourself some time.

If this bitch won't fuck you just because she wants to fuck you and has you out slaving to find her a job just to let you have the chance to touch her puss, then you are a sad fucking cuck.

Man the fuck up and tell her to give you the puss or not.

There's nothing wrong with paying for puss if you don't feel like putting forth the effort to "woo" a bitch, sometimes it's just not worth the effort but you still want to bust a nut.

This shit right here though, this is some sad fucking shit.

This is bad and you should feel bad. You are like a fucking cotton picking slave begging "Massa" for just one drink of water if you pick enough of "dem cottons suh".

She could run tours from the US to China and back. She'd be in the country for the booty calls or more, and ideally she could cover her travel by the group contributions.

She'd be basically be paid to be someone's native speaking companion there. I bet people would take advantage of that. Traveling to India, too.

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you are so oblivious it honestly hurts.

those jobs are very, very rare

Poor little Cucky-Roo begging this ching chong for some puss like a little punk bitch and got called on it.

Now Cucky-Poo is mad.

"Help me find her a job guys! Please! If I do she might let me touch her girl parts!".

Sad fucking cuck is sad.

You're asking us to get a job for someone who can't be arsed to get a job so you can get some pussy on the DL.
Fuck off. Not your personal army.

If it seems like I'm not listening it's because I'm not on the crazy train, whiteknight wishing wavelength that's overtaken your fucking brain. I'm listening to the reality of the situation.

This guy gets it.

>I really want her to find a job because she's a good friend. We lived with each other for a couple years at one point and all we did was make out a few times. She has a boyfriend; the booty calls would be on the dl. I'm not desperate for pussy that bad, I have girls, and she knows this too. This is for her..

this is without a doubt the most pathetic thing i have ever read on Sup Forums

could you be any more of a pathetic beta?

Where do you live? What's the real estate market like there?

Rich Chinese are coming over with money to park someplace safe. Vancouver BC, Seattle, etc. She needs to get a real estate license and sell these people some overpriced condos.

Translating and teaching rich overseas chinks english, obviously. Dummy.

what happened to the constructive posters? this is a favor for a friend that will possibly get me laid. woohoo. I see now why this is bothering you all now: you guys are virgins, and thats why this idea of a 'booty call' is blowing your minds. I live in the middle of New Orleans, I cruise the bar scene regularly and get laid often, when I want. I get it now, sex is a huge fucking deal to you. This is a favor for a friend. Go tell your mom to make you some tendies, children.

Sauce?

i think we hit a soft spot fellas

The real estate market is strange, theres a lot of shitty neighborhoods that never recovered from the hurricane. a lot of people rent, and its not cheap.

I think I hit the nail right on the head, virgin. Go away, adults are talking. Ask your mom when the tendies will be done.

Bullshit.
Do you want constructive posters? Fuck off to adv.
You want to tell people you're finding a job for a girl so you can maybe get laid like the sad cuck you are, maybe don't do it on b, where you come across like a colossal beta fag who bullshits strangers on the internet. You're a lie, your life is sad, and it's nothing to do with us. You're the tool that's demanding attention and help in a public forum.
Enjoy being a dipshit.

>favor for a friend
>might get me a booty call
Dumbass, I do favors for my guy friends all the time, and don't get sex for it. If this was an ACTUAL favor, you wouldn't have needed to mention the booty call you're desperately hoping for. Why can't you smell your own bullshit?

escort

>I get it now, sex is a huge fucking deal to you
lol you're the one trying to find a job for a girl so she will possibly fuck you and we're the virgins that think sex is a big deal

>I cruise the bar scene regularly and get laid often, when I want.

insecure cuck detected

the only reason I added it in was the fact that it's the most Sup Forums-like part of this story that might have gotten a response from certain people.


How about this so we can settle this once and for all: take a timestamped picture of your house. I have money, I get laid, I have a nice fucking house. You all live in your basements. I'll fucking embarass you virgin losers. If you take a pic and its even considered barely average, I'll concede I'm wrong. Go.

>How about this so we can settle this once and for all: take a timestamped picture of your house. I have money, I get laid, I have a nice fucking house. You all live in your basements. I'll fucking embarass you virgin losers. If you take a pic and its even considered barely average, I'll concede I'm wrong. Go.

holy FUCK LOL

>trying to prove yourself on Sup Forums

Just stop, user.

thats what I thought. #rekt

We're not the ones coming to Sup Forums for advice on how to get laid

I'm actually getting curious. I want to see if OP is right. I'm getting the feeling the trolls abandoned the thread after that challenge.

>You all live in your basements
How exactly will taking a picture of our parents house (if we were basement dwellers) prove anything? Or our neighbours house? This makes no sense

>samefagging this hard
we know you're OP

There you go, man. Just dropped 20K to remodel it. Your turn to prove you have cash. Go.

confirmed loser

I am ready to take a pic whenever you're ready.

Timestamped. fucking. picture. Of wherever you are at right now. Its pretty fucking simple. No one browses Sup Forums at other peoples houses. I can't wait to hear the excuses why they can't do it. "m-my camera doesn't work.' "this proves nothing." Yes, yes it does.

Go to Indeed.com and put in Mandarin under "what" and put your location in. There are a lot of logistics and customer service reps that have to make contact with Taiwan/Chinese manufacturers for example.

you spent $20k on that? hahaha. those counters look like shit. you got fleeced son.

Some form of secretary or assistant, better chances with one in an area where mandarin is beneficial/necessary. If there's an office that is maybe a distributor or some form of medical office in china town near where you live then I'd be surprised if a bilingual girl with a degree wouldn't find something.

yeah I tried that, none over here in the area, unfortunately.

You clearly don't know how little 20K gets you.

that's definitely a rental property.

It's a condo.

I just renovated, you got ripped off if you actually paid $20k for that, haha.

Looks tiny

I posted pic. You post pic or it didn't happen.

The challenge wasn't to post a mansion, dipshit, but to prove I had money and didn't live in a basement. You all lose credibility to criticize until you also post a pic.

How's that proof that you aren't a broke loser, coming, OP?

Morgan Lee. SHes hot as fuck

Ya, you got boned if you spent 20k on that