Sup Sup Forums, I need some advice from the intelligent anons that browse here, and I'm going to try and keep it short. One of my good friends is this cute Asian chick who is fluent in Mandarin, and has a liberal arts bachelor's degree (international business). She's pretty cute, and even though her degree sucks she's always underachieved in the job dept, working retail for the past few years. Today we were talking and looking at job postings, and she told me that me that if I can find her a job, she will give me at least one booty call a month. I'm summarizing here, but thats the gist.
If you were fluent in Mandarin and had a bachelor's degree, what type of jobs would you be looking for? I feel like just being bilingual in Mandarin itself would be marketable but idk. She's always been more booksmart than clever.
Luis Wood
one more for good luck.
Mason Price
Starbucks
Carson Wright
lets aim a little higher than barista
Carson Walker
The problem you're going to have is that the jobs she's most qualified for are in China, which will make the booty call very expensive for one of you. Best bet would be to start looking into a teaching certification.
Charles Hughes
the problem is she has no experience. she'll have to start at the bottom doing shit jobs until something that will use her full potential comes along.
the place where I work is hiring a new hospitality project coordinator. we've started going into China for huge marketing jobs. she'd be a bigger asset if she were she and knew Mandarin.
Jason Sanders
this guy doesn't know, op. he thinks he does. but he doesn't.
Matthew Taylor
may I call you Porkenkilo?
Zachary Taylor
Mandarin is a bonus, surely a degree can pull her out of retail at least?
That last sentence confused me.
Thomas Williams
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Isaiah Garcia
Apply to Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
All she needs is like a year of Customer Service experience (make it up if she doesn't have it) and a bachelor's degree.
Angel Ross
You speaking from experience?
Christopher Ortiz
Yessir.
Mason Allen
She could do some sort of alternate route deal to get her teaching certification and then she'd be able to teach. That wouldn't bring in a shit ton of money but it's better than retail. The Mandarin is a nice bonus but most companies that would want a fluent speaker would want that person living in China or at least traveling there on the regular. The guy who mentioned hospitality is also right especially if you live in an area that brings in a lot of Chinese visitors.
Elijah Nguyen
Also a good idea
Colton Green
haha sorry. drunk.
she'd be a bigger asset if she were white and knew Mandarin.
Mason Taylor
Some sort of eng to mandarin translation, also what hobbies does she have? Maybe she could go a different route.
Luke Hughes
OP here, I'm having trouble posting. She's fluent in Mandarin and visits China regularly.
Josiah Anderson
She's half Asian too, if that matters. Dad is white.
Hobbies? She can draw and she's into girly shit. Not many marketable skills that I can think of.
Adrian Reed
Any pics?
Brayden Fisher
where do you two love? if you're close enough, maybe apply?
Kevin Rogers
no pics, sorry
SE Louisiana
Carter Phillips
Maybe join the military as an officer?
John Garcia
Thought about that route and suggested it considering I am former military, but she was going to go linguistics in the Navy but she was denied because she was hospitalized for a panic disorder in her teens. She struggles with depression.
Jace Powell
oh. pfft. southern California.
move.
Cooper Evans
She could be a bilingual hooker.
You're welcome, user.
Ryder King
camwhore. easy fast money.
Sebastian Ross
What city are you in?
Nolan Nguyen
she might move if she had a guaranteed landing spot. I put her in touch with one of my military connections and we got her in the running for Asian-market HR at Caesar's but she was passed over.
There's a big hospitality industry here. But seriously, wtf do you do with an International Business degree? It has not helped her at all so far.
Carter Barnes
A bachelor's degree for Enterprise? Really?
Cameron Ross
This was my suggestion.
Tyler Martin
New Orleans
Btw did you work for Enterprise? I see an opening for Management Trainee and Sales Agent at the airport in the area.
Julian Torres
I work in a casino and there are tons of ching chong players there every day. Getting a job there would be a piece of cake.
Blake Powell
Maybe something in a big corporation that manufactures in China? Document translator? Human resources? Customer service? Chinese representative/ambassador for a corporation?
Hunter Reyes
it's all about who you know, not what you know.
I don't have a college degree but I make bank. because I met the right people.
Connor Brooks
Where you at, my man? This is something I had thought of and she applied to a spot in Vegas. No dice though. That wasnt supposed to be a shitty pun either.
Wyatt Gray
Presumably (like in every major city) there are international food wholesalers. She could be a purchaser for one of these companies. Speaking Chinese is a huge asset.
Mason Gutierrez
Like I said, she's not shrewd or street smart. She does a good job working, but its just a shit job.
I wouldn't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like one of those "in the know" type of jobs.
Grayson Ortiz
Connecticut. Every day, the Asian players take buses from Chinatown to our place. There's even a large number of chinese employees who live in the area and work there.
Ian Fisher
booksmart means her personality is not her selling point. this person does not belong in hospitality or retail, but rather behind a desk. International Business should have taught her basic accounting and the like... find her an office job. Something that deals with looking at spreadsheets or doing research. Business degrees often don't pay off until you get the MBA or fight your way to middle management then get the MBA
Wyatt Brown
No strategy it seems. The first order of business is to develop a strategy. It's the very essence of business thinking. Companies nowadays are lean and nasty. They want strategic thinkers.
Brody Torres
no she belongs behind a camera taking her clothes off for strangers for mad bucks. everyone likes looking at cute asian girls degrade themselves.
Joseph Turner
No, don't read into what I said too much.. she's currently working a job where she earns commission. Retail is dying.
Could you please elaborate? I'm not sure what you're getting at.
Evan Smith
Ever hear of panty selling sites? I know a girl who makes 3,500 dollars a month doing it. Cream em up and ship em out. Asian girls can demand big money.
Parker Wright
Pic sauce?
Landon Collins
Actually a chick I'm fucking is very active on pantydeal. This chick would never go for it. I'll mention it though lol.
Nolan Myers
I read that you want to poke this ho on the regular and to do that you need to find her a job. Who wouldn't hire a slutty asian secretary?
Bentley Hernandez
I don't think you're strategic enough to handle it?.
Connor Gonzalez
she's willing to trade her pussy to you for a job but not willing to sell panties?
Gabriel Torres
...
Isaiah Davis
I said the same thing. She's smart and I think she would make a great legal secretary. I do freelance paralegal shit and process serving and I've tried putting her in touch with people. I forget what happened or what her objection was. I'll ask her again tonight.
By the way guys, thanks for helping me out and giving me solid advice. Honestly, I really want to find her a job so that she's happy more than I'm doing this for the booty. I want to see her succeed.
Leo Baker
You're being retarded. She wants to fuck you. What the hell does she need you to do? Send some e-mails and use Google? Fuck off. Just man up, and don't be the sissy that finds her a job. You'll look weak and pathetic in her eyes and she'll owe you nothing. Nothing ventured, nothing gained faggot.
Jayden Howard
I was trying to keep the original post uncomplicated with all the details, but basically yes. Actually I'm not sure man, I haven't asked. I think she would rather a decent job rather than selling used panties to support herself, thats just a guess though.
Anthony Jenkins
I can
Caleb Evans
First you need to negotiate a better deal than 1 time a month. Never take the first offer kid it should be at least 2. Start at 3 or 4 and meet her in the middle. Look for a translating job tons in government service.
Luke Watson
Autism at work, folks. OP doesn't realize that "I'll give you booty/month" is on par with her saying "I'll give you a million dollars" She will be grateful, OP, but she is not binding herself to a sex contract with you.
Adam Brown
I really want her to find a job because she's a good friend. We lived with each other for a couple years at one point and all we did was make out a few times. She has a boyfriend; the booty calls would be on the dl. I'm not desperate for pussy that bad, I have girls, and she knows this too. This is for her..
... Seriously its like you guys aren't even listening. Can we get back on subject please?
Adam Perez
You do realize how much of a cuck this makes you right?
Just go hire a cute fucking hooker, and save yourself some time.
If this bitch won't fuck you just because she wants to fuck you and has you out slaving to find her a job just to let you have the chance to touch her puss, then you are a sad fucking cuck.
Man the fuck up and tell her to give you the puss or not.
There's nothing wrong with paying for puss if you don't feel like putting forth the effort to "woo" a bitch, sometimes it's just not worth the effort but you still want to bust a nut.
This shit right here though, this is some sad fucking shit.
This is bad and you should feel bad. You are like a fucking cotton picking slave begging "Massa" for just one drink of water if you pick enough of "dem cottons suh".
Jace Torres
She could run tours from the US to China and back. She'd be in the country for the booty calls or more, and ideally she could cover her travel by the group contributions.
She'd be basically be paid to be someone's native speaking companion there. I bet people would take advantage of that. Traveling to India, too.
Poor little Cucky-Roo begging this ching chong for some puss like a little punk bitch and got called on it.
Now Cucky-Poo is mad.
"Help me find her a job guys! Please! If I do she might let me touch her girl parts!".
Sad fucking cuck is sad.
Joshua Gray
You're asking us to get a job for someone who can't be arsed to get a job so you can get some pussy on the DL. Fuck off. Not your personal army.
Easton Robinson
If it seems like I'm not listening it's because I'm not on the crazy train, whiteknight wishing wavelength that's overtaken your fucking brain. I'm listening to the reality of the situation.
Kayden Gomez
This guy gets it.
Elijah Adams
>I really want her to find a job because she's a good friend. We lived with each other for a couple years at one point and all we did was make out a few times. She has a boyfriend; the booty calls would be on the dl. I'm not desperate for pussy that bad, I have girls, and she knows this too. This is for her..
this is without a doubt the most pathetic thing i have ever read on Sup Forums
could you be any more of a pathetic beta?
Joseph Watson
Where do you live? What's the real estate market like there?
Rich Chinese are coming over with money to park someplace safe. Vancouver BC, Seattle, etc. She needs to get a real estate license and sell these people some overpriced condos.
Cooper Phillips
Translating and teaching rich overseas chinks english, obviously. Dummy.
Jordan Ross
what happened to the constructive posters? this is a favor for a friend that will possibly get me laid. woohoo. I see now why this is bothering you all now: you guys are virgins, and thats why this idea of a 'booty call' is blowing your minds. I live in the middle of New Orleans, I cruise the bar scene regularly and get laid often, when I want. I get it now, sex is a huge fucking deal to you. This is a favor for a friend. Go tell your mom to make you some tendies, children.
Jason Thomas
Sauce?
Kevin Lopez
i think we hit a soft spot fellas
Christopher Campbell
The real estate market is strange, theres a lot of shitty neighborhoods that never recovered from the hurricane. a lot of people rent, and its not cheap.
Brody Gray
I think I hit the nail right on the head, virgin. Go away, adults are talking. Ask your mom when the tendies will be done.
Liam Hill
Bullshit. Do you want constructive posters? Fuck off to adv. You want to tell people you're finding a job for a girl so you can maybe get laid like the sad cuck you are, maybe don't do it on b, where you come across like a colossal beta fag who bullshits strangers on the internet. You're a lie, your life is sad, and it's nothing to do with us. You're the tool that's demanding attention and help in a public forum. Enjoy being a dipshit.
Ayden Martinez
>favor for a friend >might get me a booty call Dumbass, I do favors for my guy friends all the time, and don't get sex for it. If this was an ACTUAL favor, you wouldn't have needed to mention the booty call you're desperately hoping for. Why can't you smell your own bullshit?
Isaiah Johnson
escort
Andrew Roberts
>I get it now, sex is a huge fucking deal to you lol you're the one trying to find a job for a girl so she will possibly fuck you and we're the virgins that think sex is a big deal
>I cruise the bar scene regularly and get laid often, when I want.
insecure cuck detected
Aiden Garcia
the only reason I added it in was the fact that it's the most Sup Forums-like part of this story that might have gotten a response from certain people.
How about this so we can settle this once and for all: take a timestamped picture of your house. I have money, I get laid, I have a nice fucking house. You all live in your basements. I'll fucking embarass you virgin losers. If you take a pic and its even considered barely average, I'll concede I'm wrong. Go.
Jack Price
>How about this so we can settle this once and for all: take a timestamped picture of your house. I have money, I get laid, I have a nice fucking house. You all live in your basements. I'll fucking embarass you virgin losers. If you take a pic and its even considered barely average, I'll concede I'm wrong. Go.
holy FUCK LOL
Elijah Gray
>trying to prove yourself on Sup Forums
Just stop, user.
Adrian Hughes
thats what I thought. #rekt
Samuel Evans
We're not the ones coming to Sup Forums for advice on how to get laid
Aiden Hall
I'm actually getting curious. I want to see if OP is right. I'm getting the feeling the trolls abandoned the thread after that challenge.
Charles White
>You all live in your basements How exactly will taking a picture of our parents house (if we were basement dwellers) prove anything? Or our neighbours house? This makes no sense
Jordan White
>samefagging this hard we know you're OP
Brayden Davis
There you go, man. Just dropped 20K to remodel it. Your turn to prove you have cash. Go.
Ryan Edwards
confirmed loser
I am ready to take a pic whenever you're ready.
Timestamped. fucking. picture. Of wherever you are at right now. Its pretty fucking simple. No one browses Sup Forums at other peoples houses. I can't wait to hear the excuses why they can't do it. "m-my camera doesn't work.' "this proves nothing." Yes, yes it does.
Cooper Cruz
Go to Indeed.com and put in Mandarin under "what" and put your location in. There are a lot of logistics and customer service reps that have to make contact with Taiwan/Chinese manufacturers for example.
Xavier Collins
you spent $20k on that? hahaha. those counters look like shit. you got fleeced son.
David Barnes
Some form of secretary or assistant, better chances with one in an area where mandarin is beneficial/necessary. If there's an office that is maybe a distributor or some form of medical office in china town near where you live then I'd be surprised if a bilingual girl with a degree wouldn't find something.
Lincoln Powell
yeah I tried that, none over here in the area, unfortunately.
Angel Cox
You clearly don't know how little 20K gets you.
Alexander Roberts
that's definitely a rental property.
Owen Brooks
It's a condo.
Jace Green
I just renovated, you got ripped off if you actually paid $20k for that, haha.
Jaxson Carter
Looks tiny
Aiden Sanders
I posted pic. You post pic or it didn't happen.
William Garcia
The challenge wasn't to post a mansion, dipshit, but to prove I had money and didn't live in a basement. You all lose credibility to criticize until you also post a pic.
Nicholas Hernandez
How's that proof that you aren't a broke loser, coming, OP?