/Tennis/ - Official Australian Open 2017 Thread 2

Only Murray left

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1st for Kyrgios is coming back

Now this is a tennis thread

Every year I am tricked into watching this Kyrgios meme

second for kyrGOAT

why is Murray such the archetypal dour Scot?

4th for Kyrgios going back where he came from

He is good though, but that was a master choke.

thanks for not posting a woeful cricket photo. arguably the worst sport.

2th for Mel McLaughlin stuttering

Evans just beat Cilic. That really opens up a possible 4th round even QF run for Tomic. He will have to play Evans and Tsonga or Sock to do so which is certainly possible

Fuck Kyrios and fuck all wogs, gooks, slopes, dagos, darkies, sand niggers, abo cunts.

my sister sent me this by mistake lmao

I hope Kyrgios trips over and breaks a leg wherever he is right now

I applaud your effort, Hans, but you can't fight the Aussie shitposters. They're too good.

I honestly cannot believe I keep falling for that wog cunt meme time and time again

He plays really good tennis sometimes tho :(

the stuttering is just her PTSD from Chris Gayle verbally raping her

So he's going out next round then?

Tell her to clean her room I can't jerk off to this shit

he is going all the way

Believe in the Tomic meme for proper dissapointment.

on the bright side, most of the /cric/ posters will leave soon

Give us your energy kraut, Nick was a disappointment and Tomic is doing good

>2th for Mel McLaughlin stuttering
still has PTSD from being GAYLE'd

It's why the Australian open is the worst

Roll job Wimbledon where Hans manages it well

Your sister sleeps on top a set of chested draws, why.

>Tried to cause she over a bit of harmless flirting
>A year later her career's in a downwards spiral and Gayle's still banging models and getting paid $1M/year for 8 weeks of cricket

OH SHIT, didn't see that Cilic lost

All is well

Legitimately happy that he lost lmao

Probably will. I don't know why I trust Aussies every year

funny how obvious it is that the tennis gods don't approve of wog faggotry

powerful

hahaha what the fuckkkkkkkkk
how do you lose to Dan Evans what the fuck lmao

Friendly reminder that Mongolia has higher HDI than America

Why does Kyrgios walk like a tired old man after every point

Wtf I hate the people of Australia now

I don't know if he's for muzzies or against them.

That's deep.

Cause Dan is the Man

There's a fucking gofundme for that poster that has raised over $85k. Seriously can we nuke Melbourne

really makes me thunk...

he tries really hard to let everyone know he doesn't really care

because he thinks it makes him look cool

it's an autistic game he plays, he pretends he is sick. it makes him look like he doesn't give a fuck, nonchalant and he somehow thinks this makes him appear edgy, tough or cool.

Is Tomic really 13 spots worse than Kyrgios? I thought he was the better of the two and not as fucked in the head

Nah Kyrgios is better, Tomic does seem to try harder though

Are we watching Autism face or Sir Smacked Bum face now?

its unaustralian to support a fuckwit wog cunt like kirios

she's now banned from entering Ireland

what a boule tho

If I made a twitter account with a qt grill in a whole bunch of pics, added a few weeks worth of normie tweets, would Sup Forums follow me so I have enough followers to convince Straffo I'm a real grill and start chatting to him?

>be me
>be autistic
>do bowling for sports day
>walk up to lane and throw ball like I don't give a shit
>get a strike
>continue the same
>girls start noticing me
>always screw up because autism

It works you know. Although I could never bowl over the the hairier bowling pins.

>mfw a Wog completely chokes and breaks down mentally near me.

autism man, always a chance of an outburst out of nowhere

Watson will win this match for BASEDney

HE doesn't give a fuck though. He'd prefer to play basketball

>i-i'll call him a wog and a nigger and then people wont realise how seething i am he lost

Australians absolutely SHOOK right now

I would

nobody in australia likes him though

Andy Murray is Scottish and not British mate.

>Rule the world
>200 years later beg on an anonymous imageboard for your former colonies to notice you

that's what he wants you to think.

>wow look how good i am #fucktrump
>im going to win slams without even fucking caring
>so much natural talent best sportsperson in the fucking world
>federer murray nadal and djokovic actually had to try
>im just over here hitting tweeners stumbling around the court like a 90 year old man stretching my jaw like i just spent a night sucking dick at the glory hole

>If I made a twitter account with a qt grill in a whole bunch of pics, added a few weeks worth of normie tweets, would Sup Forums follow me so I have enough followers to convince Straffo I'm a real grill and start chatting to him?
yes

People actually dislike him though, even when he's winning.

nobody likes le autism wog here

except all those cunts in the crowd tonight for some reason

so much this lol!

Give it a couple of years guys, everyone will be all over Kyrgios' nuts. Yeah he has an attitude problem, they all have at some point in Tennis.

Stan is the Man, sorry to tell you that mate

I know mate, so am i

>Worst Sh*tney
>having ANYTHING to do with Sydney
Kys

I'm still convinced he'll win a slam. Literally all he has to do is learn not to snap and he wins one.

t. Alexander Doulopolous

Only when he's getting Malay pussy for us all

In Rublev we trust.

You don't get it, Nick losing "early" is a tradition at this point. He'll never improve and will likely retire before 25

send this boy to the gulag

tomic and kyrgios came into tennis literally thinking they were going to be roger federer in his prime tier by now. they haven't hit anywhere near those heights so kyrgious is now making excuses "dont care, tennis sucks, should have played basketball"

rate my sister lads

...

back to /bet/ you degenerate

>Literally all he has to do is learn not to snap
not an easy thing to do when it comes to Kyrgios
>Malay
you mean Croatian

>you mean croatian
You mean you're new

Shane Watson I'd literally an Aryan Ubermensch Alpha male

>Teach a nigger to stop being a nigger
Impossible.

straight out of a tree/10

damn you missed out on some malaysian muff I guess

rape your sister?

she'd have to say no.

Doesn't look like she's said no to cock ever

>Doesn't look like she's said no to cock ever

M8
THERE IS MUSIC
PLAYING IN THE CROWD
WHILE WE ARE PLAAAAYYYIIIINNNNNGGGGG

The absolute state of Kyrios fans right now. Pic related.

no one on the planet cares about nick kyrgios enough to actually give a shit he just lost

maybe his mum but thats about it

Rublev hungry? He's getting a bagel

check twitter, plenty of idiots defending him. "you're just a hater because he's got a personality" shit like that

>damage control

>you're just a hater because he's got a personality

millennials need to be gased

t. millennial

t. gen z

is there anything more vanilla than eating plain ice cream

Eating vanilla ice cream while doing your wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro creation

drinking water

v-vanilla tastes good though

>puns

hello r3ddit

unseasoned grilled chicken

You can taste my vanilla~