/cric/

T20 Scotland v Netherlands
Scotland won by 7 runs

T20 Ireland v UAE
Ireland 140/5 (18)
UAE yet to bat

1st for LFWRLABM

What cricket team to these gentlemen play for?

The White Ferns.

All black caps.

But there's white on their uniform

Le avocado man

There'll be white on your uniform in a minute.

So did we beat Bangladesh?

Those cunts are real fucking ugly.

so glad that uppity wog got btfo, it's a pity I can't watch tennis due to my crippling heterosexuality.

Fun fact the uppity wog is SEA royalty or some shit but his mum isn't allowed back because she married a wog

Hey lads

Hi haha

Hey mate how's it going

Hello

is this the official thread?

Yes.
For cricket-related discussion.
I've murdered threadcunt.
His reign of autism is over.

How can you kill a god?

Never even knew Scotland had a cricket team and I'm Scottish, its considered to be a sport for complete queers where I'm from.

they're fucking shit and play like two games a year
please watch our sport

Cricket.

>thinking the dictionary defines usage and not the other way around
fucking plebeians.

CAHILL = ELITE AND MUSCULAR

>believing you have anything more than a functional grasp of the English language

good thread.

>be john vant schip
>father dies
>decide to quit your big bucks coaching job
what's he even gonna do? It's a bit late to spend time with him

>literally shilled for elite, muscular Handscomb non-stop 2 months ago
Good feel

still doesn't make me wrong.

>goal times are 3', 9' and 39'
magic lads
93' goal incoming

This is literally how language develops. There is no such thing as a static definition for meanings of words or even how you pronounce things. Language IS always changing.

inb4 some dumb cunt replies to me who hasn't studied the history of how french was developed through the bastardization of latin by the poor and uneducated

Threadcunt/statscunt on English as his second language watch ladzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You can always tell how low the intelligence of a Sup Forums community is by the frequency of greentexting.

>using the old new thread
literally the best option, good work lad

>using a text format implemented on Sup Forums means u r a dummy XDXD
You are LITERALLY SEETHING right the fuck now

Meanings don't change in the space of a few years. It take decades or centuries. You're defending a misused buzzword, and you're a fucking idiot.

you were just memeing u stupid anus

t. of low intelligence

>remidner to literally and unironically ignore all po peeland flags

the meaning has already changed you luddite

Nominating "Intellectual Word-Redefinition Denial Kiwi Guy" for the pre-season autist team

How to tell how dull-of-mind a Sup Forums community is:
cuck
seething
casual
literally

LIVE

>soccer

Based /afl/. Can't fucking wait for the start of the season.

>/wog/ community literally thriving harder than /cric/
HAHAHAHAHAHA
TIME TO GIVE UP /CRIC/

why is Saxseething honing in on the based Saffer so much? Must be that impotent rage over the knowledge that a literal African earns more money than him

Make me captain and I'm in.
penis envy

I literally was not. I literally listened to a segment on NPR where a linguist literally discussed how the word literally has changed its meaning

based elite steady handscomb

My little sister uses literally all the time.
I love her and all, but she never went to uni and is definitely the thick one in the family.

got a cofnession to make desu
i've been in the autist team more than once

>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
>GOAT Marks Order Guy

also I'm admitting right now that I helped drive St Kentucky Fried Chicken off of /afl/ lads
you're welcome

I was the samefag you nom stealing shitcunt

You /saints/ lad?

Lads St. Kilda home or away kit?

*farts*

>Implying you can EVER get rid of me
Top ke kcunt. Get ready for the fireworks this year

I've also been on it twice lad

You were literally not the samefag, cunt.
I did it on June 4, 2016. I made a post that said "Saintroach detected" with his username (what a retard kek didn't even use a trip), then I deleted it and went back to user, and posted "Saintroach detected, fuck off" so it would look like SKFC had to make a new post which wasn't a duplicate
Then I "exposed" him on 4plebs and posted screencap proof and he ended up being driven out of /afl/ forever.

>/af/ cunts shitposting in a /rug/ thread disguised as /cric/
Really gets the noggin joggin lads.

>extra flags plugin
oh fuck it is him

>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
This way my nom
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
This was me
>Bikecunt
>The Wolf of SportsBet
>"Sup Forums Defender and Failed Janitor" Duo
I was the defender
>"Autistic Straffo Stalker" Guy
>Mr and Mrs. Selwood aka Joel Selwood's Biggest Fan(s)
This was my nom
>The Autist, The Banker and The Suicide King - WAautist.

Hey guys is this where we discuss about the ongoing match

this is an a-league thread

Projectorvirgin, you here m8?

Australia actually had a chance to win this before HandSCUM decided he'd twaddle along at SR 60 in order to statpad his average. Absolutely terrible, selfish cricket. Usman's innings was much more of a team innings

Did Prozziefag ever get back to us?

what is the proper backyard cricket etiquette when re taping the ball?

He's in Tennis

went to prison la. I'm pretty sure he's the one poosonality here that wasn't making his narrative up

Imagine playing against Stove

>Clearly retarded autistic man walks out the the crease
>Wonder if someone has accidentally wandered in from the disabled team
>Proceeds to systematically dismantle your entire bowling attack

Nick and run. Don't be a faggot. Most of the time kids can't hit the stumps regardless, so effectively every ball is a single

Waited too long to post this user, would've been better 10 overs ago

Is threadcunt dead, hosptalized or grounded? How can we find out?

I agree, poor shitposting. See me after class.

>he's not watching Malcolm in the middle be the psychotic villain on criminal minds right now

Watching a rerun of the latest Tour Down Under stage.

Always gotta cut two thin strips of insulation tape and plaster it on the ball to mimic the seam.

His shit was completely fucked up, honestly felt bad for the lad, he needed help

havent been on /cric/ much since early december or so

what happened with prozziefag? All I remember is his unhealthy obsession with the prozzie who has a kid with her ex

>all these french cuts
love it

Is chopping it on behind the new meta?

I'd like to give you a tour down under if you know what im saying

Electric wicky or Automatic wicky lads?

Will Smith
Will Handscomb

Is based PJ the last Australian to make a century on ODI debut

handscum batting average higher than my atar

the only

>it's an Australia cruise to victory two or three wickets down episode

Fuck I've seen this one.

Will Smith
Won't Handscomb

If the story is to believe she cut him off and he sperg out and tried to go over there, enter her property, etc. Last time I saw him post he was talking about having to go to court soon

Just shat blood lads

Fucking Mexican food ayy

>subhuman coloured mistakenly thought he could report the bullies and they would stop harassing his nigger ass
KEK

Exterminate yourself

I'm gonna laugh so hard when Smith gets too many runs and prevents Handscombe getting a 100 on debut

>

>Getting out before 100

Dropped for Marsh

nice
kek spoke too soon

really really wanted handsome to get that ton desu

SMITHS HAIRBAND HOLY FUCK KEK

>Stove kicked out Zampa because he was stealing his look

nice hairband smoth you candy-ass