How do you compete against THIS?

how do you compete against THIS?

Nice shop faggot. gbye

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by not bruising her cervix.

with my pussy eating skills faggot

Easy. We show what each of us has to whomever is choosing between us, and see who she chooses. She's gonna turn that down. I guarantee it.

by being able to have sex without killing my female partner, faggot

shit looks nasty

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>using whomever correctly
>using who incorrectly right afterwards

it's important to me that you know you fucked this up

by showing moar

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>Abnormally bulbous bottom
>Narrowed down skinny head
I don't know who you're trying to impress, but you have a failure of a cock my man.
Consider suicide.

my dick just fine bby thanks tho

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That dick is hideous.

PhD student in chemistry at one of the top 15 universities on the planet, good cooking skills, good looking, 7" penis. I win.

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I can't compete against it, so I compete for it.
Hello! Is that you?

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but you're a bad liar though

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see
that me. you're a self loathing jew faggot. stop dude. get help.

Add me on Kik if you want to chat

Top 16. You got me.

Your*
Also checked

Yes this is my cock

having a hurican tongue

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shut the fuck up, faggot nigger. no self respecting woman would degrade herself to a nigger

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Fake and gay

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I'm happy with my size of cock, it's well above average and most girls can't even handle it.

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I too use photoshop.

also, your dick is hilariously bulbous.

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Thanks OP for spreading the word of God.

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That fucking ashy little Negro and his dry crusty penis.

>kek

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i can't compete with half that, so why bother

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wefwefa

fLACCID VS HARD IS AN UNFAIR COMPARISON AND PROVES YOU'RE PEDDLING PROPAGANDA

STG

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EFAFEASE

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RERG
aGAIN SOFT VS HARD IS AN UNFAIR COMPARISON

SOFT VS HARD AGAIN PROVES NOTHING

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SEE HERE'S SOFT VS HARD

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not bad my white brethren

pROVE THE DUDE ON THE LEFT DOESNT HAVE A SEMI ERECTION. YOU CANT

dis yew?

tHAT DUDE IN YOUR POST. hERES WHAT HIS LITTLE DICK REALLY LOOKS LIKE

that u?

EFWFWQ

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Kek the self loathing Jews are getting BTFO in this bitch

this is seriously the first time in my life a comment with the "it's important to me" actually makes sense. +1

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SOFT VS HARD

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FSEAFES

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8164890576

Will let you slap me in the face with it for a potato. Text Me Big Ol Black Cock Pics Please

I slam it with a concrete block. Then I win.

SOFT VS HARD

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this is a good cock

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Here's mine. Am I competing?

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1. The average vagina depth is 4 -5 inches (7 in some rare cases) So even if you had a long dick you wouldn't be putting it all to use

2. The thickness matters greatly, that penis looks like average thickness so its basically like having a 6 inch cock because the rest of the length isn't of any use

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Redbull

Its pricey but worth it

b4 photoshop

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noice

Buy having an average sized penis that isn't going to hit her cervix and make the bitch cry.

You have some tiny, tiny balls OP

Yeah this isn't even close to being accurate. I am 7.5 and it is rare to find a chick who can take it all.

I have touched the back of girls before and it is a very uncomfortable feeling has anyone else felt this?

What's your Kik? Might have something you like