/tennis/ Australian Open - Hungry Carebear Edition

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first for god country switzerland

Carebear is the best grill

first for serena

what happened

reddit

Steroids

Reminder that he will never win another slam.

age

Now that Kyrgios has been knocked out he has a chance

Does anyone else think that Serena is engaged to the Reddit guy purely for marketing reasons?

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no
stop being so damn cynical

delete this

Shit guys, is it wrong to think about her dominating you? look at dem hips and thighs mang

Nah, they knew each other for some time
Man their kids are gonna be some big fucking space marines

It's a legitimate question, famous people do anything to stay in the spotlight.

does she actually looks like this or is this shoped?

>Is it wrong to think about sexy time xyz
no

It's legit. she always had this strongfat look to her.

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he'd been dating her for nearly 2 years man
that's the most long-winded market strategy if ever I've seen one

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disgusting

ok this picture is way better
would still smash tbqsadfh

How big is your dick need to be to satisfy her /ten/?

and another

Please stop, I'm at work. My work mate is like a meter away from me.

A cute girl smiled at me and laughed at my joke today

HNNNNNNGGGG

I'm not memeing I'm in love.

then you certainly don't want to click on this one

aight time for some overwatch

>tfw you will never spread her buttchicks and put your lumpy dick inside that deep black hole

Good for you ausanon. One day at a time.

She's just playing with you, don't fall for her tricks.

Tell us the joke user
I'm a girl btw :3

That's not a beach weather.

Thanks bruh

Fair enough, I don't consider myself loveable anyway

It was just some cheeky work-related banter, wouldn't really be funny here

lumpy?

It's somewhere far, far away...

just had a wank over annabel croft

not really my thingymagic but hey why not

she's objectively an 8/10

she's also 50 incredibly. best milf in the world

She is literally an ape

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>those little kids who were cheering for kyrios

how the fuck, my sides

Wawrinka has the easiest draw I've ever seen up to the semis.

think of the average australian poster on Sup Forums, and imagine a more juvenile, immature, and stupid version of that.

What the fuck is that sticking out of his bum?

no he had to go pass nick in R4 but the wiog fucked it up

some kind of stool

stool

der Brapstuhl

This is Tomic's year

That's pretty disgusting

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that is the average kyrgios fan

>his countries best tennis player hasn't been knighted by the Queen

kek. why do you other countries even bother?

heraldsun.com.au/sport/tennis/nick-kyrgios-says-poor-physical-preparation-cost-him-in-loss-to-andreas-seppi/news-story/bc3eadf42c8d833e4a5ffa6f95efe06a

Kyrgios' press conference after today's match.

he doesn't wanted to be knighted in the first place and hates it when people call him 'sir' first

Look at that little nigger. Probably done 17 home invasions already

>Well, my body was sore. I was hurting. I mean, John McEnroe, was it John McEnroe? Good on him. Great career. Good on him.
what does he mean by that

He seems like a bit of a wanker tbqh

he's alright. people call him bambam, because he well gets angry very often

just cyborg things
youtube.com/watch?v=bZnmSRAkNaI

Why must Djokovic destroy everything we hold dear?

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Johnny Mac knows everything. sorry to tell you that mate

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When did the thread stop being called 'Australian Open Day #3' etc and become simply /tennis/?

a passive aggressive way of saying 'oh, yeah him? yeah.'


threadcunts

good morning brehs.

It's 20 to 3 in the afternoon

ohaiyo gozaimaseru

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I like that photo because it shows Djokovic trying to be charismatic and warming, with his his cringey antics, but he just looks menacing instead.

kerbe's eyes are somethin else i tell ya

Indeed, that's pretty much 80% of what he does

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You just know desu.

scary yet arousing, she looks like the type of woman who would tear your heart out with just one hand and use it as a tennisball

fucking adorable

>they practiced 13 times for this pic

which one of The Big Four is going to get beaten first?

i think probably nadal

these two are really the cutest team. Lucie is just so cute.. i hope she can tame the gorilla in singles tonight.

twitter.com/AustralianOpen/status/821595009120169985

d'awww
lel

Murri. exploding ankle.

Federer

based Aussies giving Sir Andy his correct flag

roddick

they're nice desu

the world number 17 isn't part of The Big Four mate, sorry.

Gael Monfils

nick is an absolute madman

Mark Philippoussis

>no gay sex with hats tab
5/10

>ask johnny mac
based

Davydenko

feel sorry for him desu. hope he gets a coach and absolutely BTFOs the tour.
what do you think, Michael?

idk. i dont follow men's too closely but i like the kid.

michael more like michlel

has a nice ass desu