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*leans closer to the mic*

Thanks

isn't this guy like 4'7

DMT

Jamie, pull up that clip of that road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake.
Look at this goddamn raptor bitch.
eyes widen
Have you tried out spinal decompression?
"I mean, not y-"
It's the fucking best man. I'll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up.
"Actually, I really need t-"
Shit literally saved my back man. I'll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with some krill oil.
"Joe, I should really get g-"
Fucking gut health, man. Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

whoa bro

you forgot to mention fleshlights and fedora tier atheism

he really is into some wierd california hippy faggotry

Someone screen cap this im still laughing

>Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

quality thread, havent genuinely laughed in a while on 4chins

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>Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

i'm dying

>well no because
>*brings the mic closer*
>every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
>i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland-
>jaimie could you get that article up?
>yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ...
>here we go
>*looks over at the screen*
>look at that ...
>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds?
>jesus those things will tear you to shreds

Joe Rogan and Russel Brand, talk about two of the most entertaining and smart modern day thinkers that just make sense. No one is perfect but they just get it, along with the fact they are both enlightened enough to know there is always something you don't know and the pursuit of that knowledge and understanding is forever empowering.

>okay man but I just don't think you're grasping the capacity of a chimp's mind
>like they're smart but man not that smart
>yes yes I know what you mean by infinity, I just don't see it happening
>i mean eventually one of those chimps is gonna get halfway there and then fuck it up by pounding on the keys
>its just not possible

Watch Norm Macdonald's interview with Russel Brand

Fucking top tier.

>Hey Jaimie, can you pull up "gorilla penises" for a sec? No, that's the wrong thing. Just go down. Yeah see? God damn it Jaimie, pull up those gorilla dicks. See they're actually not even that big? These fucking massive, musclebound, slabs of monkey meat are walking around kings of the fucking jungle, but they're packing these little pinky things. Damn dude. How often you think female gorillas go try to get it from and elephant or some shit haha? Did you know they have a bone in their penis? Most apes have penis bones, just bones that go through their dicks and keep it erect, but humans don't have them. We've just got these weird-ass limp monkey dicks instead of the full bone. How do you think that shit evolved? Like what kinda environmental pressures are getting the dickbone outta you? Is that where the term boning comes from? Jaimie look up "origins of the term boning". Yeah. Anyway Mr. Hawking what were you saying?

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Top tier thread. Is Sup Forums, dare I say it, back?

*brings mic closer*

Dude, I keep on telling you!
Sup Forums is like some weird multihuman organism that change information back and forth through memes, and a part of that organism is someone called the janitor, whose roll is to make everything as dull as possible. I even heard he does it for free.

Man, shit is so crazy....

Jamie, pull upp that video of that fat man rubbing pizza all over his belly.

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You forgot to mention the part where he offers his guest some of his Elk

>yeah anyway mr hawking what were you saying

Monkeys man....monkeys....

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>Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

His podcast is alright. It completely depends on who his guest is.

When he has professors on, he tries to act smarter than he actually is. It's annoying as fuck hearing him trying to explain shit even though he only has a basic idea.

If a comedian comes on, he acts natural and has a genuine conversation. The one with Ron White is one of the funniest things Ive ever heard.

Ron White kills it anytime I hear him on a show.

...

>Russel Brand
>le tell everyone not to vote man
>enlightened

Top laff

Voting is for schmucks

>a leaf talking about voting

>american talking about democracy

How's that first introduction to government class going son?

Unlike you I'm not in middle school anymore :^)

strong projection from the immature paste eating inbred detected lmfao.

what's it like knowing that you're still in high school and yet you've already got a severe, irreversible case of erectile dysfunction you petulant bitch?

Did not read because you type like a poltard

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Holy shit lol

didnt read cuz u type like a sweetbitch fgt

I know that pain

moronic or ironic which would be better

Chemtrails bro

WEED

oh fuck that's perfect

Imagine if Joe Rogan was your dad.

lmaoo

>someone should really keep an eye on that dog, mountain lion might eat it
every time

would be dope

>tfw your dad miss your football game because he was high and spent 10 hours in his isolation tank