How do your parents Netflix and chilll?

How do your parents Netflix and chilll?

That's a big pizza.

Haha no way can they eat the whole thing. NO WAY

They keep touching my peepee while calling me a faggot

Pretty annoying desu

4 U

spend an hour looking for something to watch before switching it back to regular TV because netflix is fucking awful

That's one tasty looking 'za

I don't like square cut pizza like this, you need crust to hold on to

>mfw I ate 9 slices one day

Fuck I was hungry. That was all I ate for the day though.

Nobody cares faggot kys

Is that a fucking tv remote in the pizza tray?

Holly shit I have those same plates and even ate some 'za on them like 2 hours ago. I got Dominos though not Lil Caesars.

t. faggot

no it's a circumcision tool

i care dont listin to

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKER

THEY TRYING TO KILL GRANMA AND GRANPA?

My parents barely understand what Netflix is and I don't use it my self.

Oh wait nm that's Fox's they have good 'za too

they better eat all that fucking pizza or they're going in a home

don't be mean

why is that picture so depressing

Because it's obviously one of their birthdays and nobody came

Why are people such scumbags?

Because they live in a much different world than they grew up in. They were never exposed to gluttony of today, and they can't understand it.

They don't have a lot of time left in this world and the last thing they need is a giant square cut 'za. I mean look some of the pieces are just crust.

I don't know man... I don't know

no you fucking idiot it's the pizza cutter, the remotes are clearly in front of the table

I'll ask my mommy

>tfw I can finish off an entire 18" thin crust 'za by myself

die in my fucking sleep already

What the fuck? That To-go pie came with a legit pizza cutter? What the fuck kind of Bourgie pizza place give you a cutter with each pie? And don't tell me it came uncut and that's their pizza cutter,

>Selling uncut pizzas

My parents had me at 20 years old, they've been married 22 years and i have 4 Brothers and Sisters.

They fuck all the goddamn time

look at all the remotes on the ground

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10BUX ONE IS FOR A VCR

We have those plates, but I think most broke over the past 30 years.

>girl comes over
>asks me if we wanna watch Netflix
>Sorry I dont have a subscription, but what was the name of the movie you wanted to see?
>she is like, I dunno I just browse what I like, then just says some random comedy
>Okay, wait a sec
>boot up pirate bay and qbittorent
>It'll be down in a few minutes, I'll prepare the snacks
>connect the laptop to the tv
>she is visibly distressed, don't even get a kiss when she leaves
>doesn't return my skype calls

Fuck, it always works with poor girls, why didn't she like it?

CHEER UP YOU OLD CUNTS ITS A GIANT PIZZA

anyway, my mum would watch any old shit with Depp in, and my dad will fall asleep.

my dad watches the spanish news because of all the spicy latins in tight clothes and my mom walks by occasionally with a snide remark about it

I was looking for her name the other day, cheers user. It's the craziest thing. I watch like standard porn and I'm bored or get tired before I get off, but just listening to this women talk in a low-cut shirt has me creaming my pants.

Sign up for a 1 month trial you dumbfuck

wtf i want to order a pizza now ??

They don't, my dad only watch sports and all and my mom likes to read instead.

>my mom reads, listens to audiobooks and watches tons of films every day
>I just play vidya and shitpost all day

Cuz all that shit is pathetic.

Haha no way dude that's a big pizza

Fellas, I gotta agree with you. The minute that pic loaded I was blown away by the size of the thing! I mean yowza!

They binge watch shows. The latest three are quantum leap, lost, and limitless

Did this really happen? Just subscribe to netflix and you'll be barebacking risky tail on the reg.

They shouldn't call it a pizza, they should call it a chunka!!

netflix is lost on boomers. my parents still just channel surf. it's unreal.

>netflix is lost on boomers
What a crock of shit, no it isn't. The shows are there, you watch them. It isn't lost on anyone.

this

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lol ok

So you think that not watching it means they don't understand it? Tell me why you think that.

>don't understand it

what the fuck are you talking about? they just obviously aren't nearly as interested in consuming media in the same way that millenials are.

i'm sorry that you're fucking wrong, but you're fucking wrong user. boomers as a whole give no fucks about netflix.

>what the fuck are you talking about?
>netflix is lost on boomers
>lost on
Am I having to explain your own post to you?

you don't have to explain why your autistic brain misinterpreted what i was saying

>why your autistic brain misinterpreted what i was saying
So you meant something different than what you said? Should I keep waiting for you to figure out what you should have said?

i'm suggesting that you have a problem with words because you're not neurotypical, faggot.

you're wasting your time trying to convince anyone else otherwise.

>i'm suggesting that you have a problem with words
Basic literacy isn't a problem with words. You don't need to get embarrassed over this, just correct your mistake and move on.

lol

>lol
So you're conceding defeat and acknowledging you're a retard?

Yes.

>mommy and auntie videos
>mentions you are only 12