why doesn't he produce films
Why doesn't he produce films
he is busy sterilizing negroes.
Busy drinking his urine
Because he does things that actually matter in the real world.
...Like sterilizing negros
he can't even produce a good OS
Why can't he afford a better haircut
reptilians don't have hair user
because he's too busy literally producing the future of humanity
If you had his resources, what movie would you produce first?
Ghostbusters 2
Now that Bowie is dead, my dream of having Refn film him in a threesome with Billy Idol and Tilda Swinton on a Tangerine Dream soundtrack is dead too.
Dune I guess.
CIA Rises
I would get in contact with John Carpenter, Joel & Ethan Coen, Sam Raimi, David Fincher, Nicholas Winding Refn and other directors that I love and I would ask them if they have any projects they have in mind that they're having trouble getting off the ground. My dream would be to convince Carpenter to write/score/direct one more film with Kurt Russell as the star and Dean Cundey as the cinematographer.
one where I marry my hs gf and my dad loves me.
>why doesn't he produce films
Because he's smart enough to know Hollywood is all about money laundering and fucking over investors.
>If you had his resources, what tv series would you produce first?
A 3 or 4 season documentary based on David Icke's books, featuring physicists, historians, archeologists, astrophysicists, anthropologists, psychics, masonic historians, Satanists, that japanese word-water-scientist, SRA / MKULTRA victims, other researchers and anyone else who he uses as sources for his work. Probably no television would air it so I'll just release it on youtube and pay a massive amount to everyone involved.
Lethal Weapon 5
Remake the star wars prequel trilogy with a better plot and overall arc
or just buy lucasfilm to throw those films out of the canon and keep the tv show and comics
he can't even take care of his dandruff
Warhammer 40k Cinematic Universe
Porn of me fucking female heads of state
What the hell DOES this guy actually do these days. He's the richest guy on the planet isn't he? but you don't hear shit about anything he does.
he makes water out of shit
you can look it up
do you think we are making shit up? the bill and melinda gates foundation is on a mission to sterilize all the negroes in africa.
Hellboy 3 and Dredd 2 for a start
My own propaganda films starring A list actors for my new country.
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