Hey it's me God, AMA

Hey it's me God, AMA

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what's my name?

whats like your deal, man?

47....?

Why did you create me you fucking faggot

You were supposed to keep to your district. Who told you that you could work outside of it?

I don't fucking know man, you faggots all look the same to me.
Because I like the absurdly pointless.

Jesus still thinking about coming back or nah?

AMA's are for reddit,g-man

>Still thinks there's a motive to anything I do involving humans
>Being this fucking new
The man you call your father is not related to you by blood.

1. Why did you make life?
2. Why are so butthurt when I jerk off?

How are you?

Well, you know me. I have to stop by every once in a while to scare the shit out of you ass holes or I'll be bored. I can get away with so much shit and you guys still think there's a benevolent father in the sky watching you. Fucking top kek.
Nah, I wanted to sacrifice Jesus to myself to appease my unquenchable anger towards humanity, but as much as I love blood sacrifice it didn't work. We don't talk about Jesus anymore.

spell icup

Hey God, Why can't athiests define atheism?

It was Satan's idea to begin with, but I thought it sounded hilarious, so I gave it a shot. We came up with some absurd shit like how, if you look closely it seems like it's impossible that it could be intelligently designed, but at the same time made you susceptible to believing in bullshit, and I revealed myself to a few sandniggers in the desert.

Oh, and the jerking off thing too. It's not a big deal for me, but the church decided that it's evil and I've just sort of run with it.
But you better not eat shrimp. I fucking hate shrimp eating faggots.

Is getting an anal tattoo a bad idea?

are you sexually active?

Omnipotent and angry
Because atheism isn't real. On some very basic level everyone is programmed to be a theist. I'd call it a design flaw, but then again I left it there on purpose to see what would happen.

Why are there flies that burrow into childrens eyes and blind them? Seems a bit twisted, nah?

Heavenly Father, why does Sup Forums suck so badly?
Will you cast into the fires of hell, the demon who keeps posting Andy Sixx threads?

How can everyone be a theist?

can i have $100

Sure kid

>>>What are you willing to do to get it?

It's been a while since I have been.
It's a test of faith, son. I'm not kidding, I wanted to see if there would be people defending me in spite of that.
If it is your wish I will give that soul to Satan.
They are and so are you. Many of you have convinced yourselves that you are non-believers, because that is what a rational being would be in your position, but it is not possible for you to be entirely without faith. I have made it a part of your feeble and humorous struggle in life.

Why havent you kys you disappointing piece of atheist shit?

what do you do for fun?

Tell you that you're not that ugly.

> revealed myself
How can something nonexistent reveal itself?

Reduce all woman's intelligence by 65% pls

throw an egg at my teachers house

Why am I depressed?

If I die and go to heaven how much pussy is there? Or am I like better off going to hell for the pussy? Can't believe everyone missed the obvious question.

Oh, hi Satan. Didn't expect to see you here. Everything good?
Fuck around with you guys. It never gets old.
About a century ago when that Jewish faggot found out about how space is curved and shit, I decided to throw a spanner in the works by making everything accelerate away from you. You faggots started calling it dark energy and are still wondering about it today. Kek.
I also like creating and destroying civilizations elsewhere. Some of the super massive black holes that your scientists are finding out about are old projects of mine that I got bored with and scrapped. But Earth is still a lot of fun, so I wouldn't worry for now.

do you not give africa food cuz they're niggers?

It is done, ask your teacher about it during class.
Because in a chaotic and uncertain world you have elected to lead a life of false security. You spend most of your time unmoving and unchallenged, because it is what feels most comfortable. I designed your psyche to seek out short term rewards, so that there would be a way to sort out the weak and the strong among you. This makes for some hilarious social tension because although you fall into the category of undesirable mates, you will still wish to compete to be part of a mating pool.

Heaven is not actually that great. It's in Hell where you'll find pussy and drugs. There are mostly just Mormons here.

I have to go now. You're all pretty decent, I'll be sure not to punish you as hard the other humans.

would you like one of andys logs

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Why do you hate niggers and trailer park people?

WHYYYYYYY?
Thanks in advance, keen for a response

>ignores and continues scrolling

What should I do about my Buddhist friend?

This man is an in poster. I am the real God.

hey god,

i've got a bone to pick with you, howcome when ever i need you your not around, and when i dont need you, you send a pal over to remind me of all the times you helped me out and that i should now be generous and give back.

also, you still owe $40 for that cab ride. you know which one im talking about

do you ever come down from heaven and stop motherfucking bullets?

Dear God,

Are niggers human or nah?

See

Do spider have puss puss?

How did he do this?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LwNq6ruUENo

yes