Your girlfriend tells you she wants to do one of those naked bike ride things with some of her friends...

your girlfriend tells you she wants to do one of those naked bike ride things with some of her friends. you know this means a ton of people will take nudes of her and they will be plastered all over the internet beyond her/your control. is it a dealbreaker for you?

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This is a thing? Yeah fuck that shit.

My wifes nudes are already plastered all over the internet. What do I care? I'm the one fucking her.

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Bicycle races are cumming yiur way..

They're all looking for a guy like this