Put two musicians in a room and they gotta fight

>Deaner vs. Gener

Who would win?

dean would fuck up gener hand-to-hand but gene probably has some fucking pocket knife somewhere you wouldn't guess in a millenia and would stab the shit out of him

kek

Jason Molina vs Phil Elverum

Mark Kozelek vs. Adam Granduciel

MC Ride vs Bjork

Captain Beefheart vs Frank Zappa

Adam would spontaneously evaporate before the fight begins because he's such a literally who.

Kanye vs. Jay-Z

Steve Albini vs Ariel Pink
Phil Elverum vs Mark Kozlek
Will Toledo vs Daniel Johnston
Mike Patton vs Bjork

Bjork would get him to kill himself

Beefheart's too much of a prettyboy. I prefer his music, but Zappa would decimate him.

chris brown vs rihanna

I want sufjan stevens and jamie from xiu xiu to wrestle each other naked

Don would tear Frank's ass up with his belt

Douglas P. vs Varg Vikernes

>Mike Patton vs Bjork
Mike would... sing at her.
I'm assuming Bjork would sing back.
Mike then pulls some high frequency shit out of his ass and Bjork breaks like glass.

MC Ride vs. Kanye

don would do his special move and push frank down the stairs

Kanye very much looks and acts like hes never been in a fight

Bradford Cox vs a KPOP idol

an ant would knock bradford out, but a small kpop baby will totally murder him.

>Steve Albini vs Ariel Pink
Stevies old and chubby but he has a lot of energy still
>Phil Elverum vs Mark Kozlek
easily Mark

Beefheart would win. Zappa would feel kinda bad fighting an old friend, while Don is insane enough to not give a shit.

Mark is kicking his ass six ways from sunday.
>m-muh boring indie AOTY
Benji is fucking light years better

Ian MacKaye vs Guy Picciotto

holy shit this.

that's a tough one. probably guy Ian seems like he'd think the fighting is stupid and not bother

John Lennon vs. Yoko Ono

irrelevant they'd never fight next question


but ian

damaged era Henry Rollins vs heroin era Nick Cave

Deaner
Jason, a light shove would crush Phil
Mark, easily.
MC Ride, tho Bjork would put up a good fight.
Zappa
Jay-Z, easily.

Ariel, Steve according to Steve himself hasnt been in a fight since he was 14-15.
Not even worth debating. Mark would snap Phil like a twig.
Daniel Johnston, easily. He has retard strength and an eleven year old could beat up Will Toledo.
Mike Patton, I saw a video of him once dealing with a hassler by flipping him over like nothing.
Probably Jamie if thet were actually fighting.
i am not sure. Euronymous was a skinny manlet, and Douglas looks like a big boy.
MC Ride
KPop idol
Guy probably.

Do you seriously think this man could beat up anyone

At the most he'd bite and scratch

Yes I could
Steve would have a heart attack before even throwing the first punch btw

kekkie

Marilyn Manson vs. Trent Reznor

Brandon love vs. Justin long

Ian Curtis vs. Iggy Pop

Kurt Cobain vs Courtney Love

Kendrick vs Varg

Cedric Bixler-Zavala vs. Claudio Sanchez would be a fight for the ages

Shut up

Gene Simmons vs. Dee Snider

Freddie Mercury vs. David Bowie

Euronymous Vs Varg no knives

All four Beatles in a free-for-all, who would win?

if it's 90s trent it'd probably be a somewhat even fight but swole trent would destroy manson

varg would kill him with a lamp

Deaner
This one seems like it would be close, but I think Beefheart would win.
MC ride easily
Trent
Varg
Dee, Bowie
Paul and Ringo would be the only ones standing.

Varg vs Henry Rollins

Rollins would win in a fair fight, Varg would win with no rules because he would probably bring a gun or sword or some shit

john