Be me

>be me
>hindu
>live in San Francisco
>make 6 figures
>still cant get a white girl
How do I get a white girl Sup Forums?

1. Dont be brown

Wash the curry stink out of your flesh. Also publicly declare who you are and not are best friends with

>>live in San Francisco
Found your problem.
Move.

Everyone in sf makes six figures retard.

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You must be ugly

You will never. May I greentext you?

> Brazilian, 22
> Good Looking, Summa Cum Laude, now PhD student at UMBC.
> Have many friends and good relationships with hot girls in home country
> Live in the USA for 7 years and not make ANY real friends or fuck any of the classic American bitches. Only fucks girls in Brazil, twice a year.

Sometimes I pay for luxury prostitutes in Brazil too. American escorts are ugly, fat and full of diseases.

Fuck White American girls. I hate them and am over them at this point. I actually find them untrustworthy.

Point out in all your dating site profiles that you do indeed poo in the loo.

You will never truly fuck white girls. They are weird and usually fuck assholes, family members, people of their own color or black people when they feel like bestiality

as a fellow brown bay area dude that lived in SF for 4 years i can confirm this is your biggest obstacle. liberal white girls are subconsciously racist as fuck here. try going to a suburb like the east bay. i ended up in the peninsula and started finding myself into asians more anyway (pale skin, skinny bodies, and fuck tons more intelligent than white girls), so eventually moved to san jose. good luck OP!

women aren't that interested in money. you seem like a prick and definitely come off as either entitled, needy, or both. die alone, user.

>Brazilian
>Brazil
Fake Brazilian detected. None of those glorified Mexicans spell it with a Z. They always spell it "Brasil" with an S.

Fpbp

You don't filthy subhuman shitskin. The purity of the white race must be protected at all costs. Now outta here aziz. Don't you have a street to go shit on.

>women aren't that interested in money
kek! good bait.

Stop shitting on the streets. White girls aren't into that.

Good one! Fuck Brazilians! BRASIL CARALHO HU3HU3 É NOIS CUZÃO SOUTH AMERICAN NIGGERS 7x1 NEVER FORGETTI

>Brazilian
>braz
>raz
>az
>z
Wanna know how I know you're full of shit?

>Fuck white American girls, Brazilian whores are superior and have better souls.
Which is why literally all of them who marry a white American man do so with the sole intent of funneling ALL his money back to their extended family.

>My first self-identifier is that I'm good looking.
>Why don't girl's feel attracted to me.

Because you've got an overinflated sense of how attractive you are, and you probably look like the Hunchback of Notre Dam.

When your opener for complaining that you don't get laid is that you're fucking good lookin bruh, everyone knows you're full of shit.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Is that the acne girl?

...

I truly am Brazilian. But I have lived in the USA for years and years on scholarship and grants. I even went to an american high school on an exchange program.

I was on varsity choir and scored tons ot medals in solos and ensembles in state competitions. Still, no white american girls; not even a kiss! I was able to make out with the other exchange students, but never americans.

I got rejected by every american bitch that I made a move on

Bruh, but this is Sup Forums. I'm not saying that I am a gorgeous man. What I'm telling you is that I'm not some type of fucked up, socially awkward fag.

I'm telling you I'm good looking because I know how to dress, I'm very well spoken and groomed, take care of myself and have the basic features of a desirable human being.

>I truly am Brazilian.
No, you're not.
And even if you were, white American girls aren't into smelly Mexicans who speak bastardized Portuguese.
Now, if you were this Brazilian you claim to be (which you're not), you'd continue to be butthurt and cry about white American girls and their privilege. It would basically just show A) what a horrendous douchey dick you are, and B) how low of standards women from other shit hole countries have.

Get a hindu girl, stupid faggot

>hindu
>basic features of a desirable human being
Fucking pick one.

Plus, I do get laid. It's just extremely difficult to get white americans to go to bed with you.

I'm not an asshole either. I'm not the hitter and quitter type. The girls I fuck in Brazil are simply more fun, open, truthful and good humored.

White bitches in the USA think they are living on some type of reality show and also are easily creeped by the simplest things.

But he knows just how ugly his own race is. He just doesn't want to accept it for himself.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself Quasimodo.

>Sometimes I pay for luxury prostitutes in Brazil too.
>The girls I fuck in Brazil are simply more fun, open, truthful and good humored.


>B-b-but t-the h-hookers r-really do l-like m-me.

Hahahahhahahhhahahahhaha, It was me, the Brazilian guy, who said that. I do look like a normal human being

You're gross pajeet

>I'm not an asshole
>WHITE BITCHES
>WHITE BITCHES
>I'm not an asshole
>WHITE BITCHES
You exhibit textbook traits of the "Persian Prince" at the nightclub. The shitskin with money, wearing gaudy clothing and smothered in gaudier cologne, who works on girls telling them how lovely they are and how nice of a guy he is, but as soon as they're not around, you're referring to them as "BITCHES" and "SLUTS" and everything else.
>why don't I get laid here?

kek

The hookers love me. I have money to pay them and they love it, man. They are hot and have delicious pussies, which makes the exchange fair.

You think only losers fuck prostitutes?

>kekeke it was me the brazilian guy

What's the difference? You're both shitholes of the world, india has shitting streets, you have shitting water, they have diarrhea, you have gonorrhea, their women look retarded from waist down, your women look retarded from waist up, they're brown, you're brown, you're all full of whores, thieves, and retards.

What's the fucking difference you third world nigger?

>The hookers love me. I have money to pay them and they love it, man.

>You think only losers fuck prostitutes?

Is this nigga for real?

kill yourself

white girls won't go out with you cause they know all indians are rapists

>inb4 BRAZIL IS WONDERFUL FUCK YOU
>yet I come to America for education

Dude, I'm using these words as a way to express mysel. I'm not the type of peacock asshole you're describing.

I'm a regular guy with nice features. I play video games, I like music, movies, photography..

Stop trying to troll and portray me like an asshole.

>we wuz kangs and sheeeit
Ohhh NO! We were kyngz, yes. Velly velly long ahk-go!

>these words as a way to express myself
>I'm not an asshole

be black

"Kill yourself, user."

Someone insecure?

Plus, I'm just trying to share my experience with OP. You're probably white and don't know what it feels like to be brown in the USA. I know OP knows exactly what I'm talking about.

This happens with a lot of foreigners here. They don't find an American partner and have to look for wifes in their home countries who are willing to give everything away to come live with them.

And even when these people establish themselves in the USA, they hardly have any white friends and mingle with people that came from their same country, creating fancy ghettos like the ones we all know in America

> varsity choir
Say no more my little brown beta, you'll never get one of our women. Move on, put the idea out of your head.

How dare women of one race reject men of another. How dare you not willingly mix your race with mine. Waaah, bitches, American assholes, waaah. I chose to come here now except me, have sex with me, let me into your social circles. Waaah.

You're Hindu. White woman doesn't want a man that wipes his ass with his hand if he wipes at all.

Honestly OP, you don't really want a white girl.
They're bitchy, demanding, spoiled as fuck, everything has to revolve around them aaaaalllll the time, they lie, they cheat, they want to control everything and everybody and still be seen as victims.

Get yourself a black girl. The sex is amazing, and she'll take care of you, cook for you and stuff.

Don't listen to these racist micropenises in here
The only way they can get laid is to pay cash for it

You're Hindu..

No illicit sex
no gambling
No intoxicants
No meat eating

...

>cook for you and stuff
What fucking turd world ancient times country do you live in where this is like, some great thing?
>SHE'LL COOK FOR YOU
Yeah because, like, I can't make my own salad or heat up my own frozen pizza or grill my own hamburgers, right?
Will she sew my clothing and groom my horses too? How about fetching water from the nearby well?
>black girl
Oh wait, that answers it. You really ARE in fucking Ethiopia or some shit to find them attractive.

Yeah I know what you are talking about. I don't move there exactly for this reason, fucking sausage party.

1. Find one or two friends to hang with you in the cities nearby. Go to the underground places. Socialize with weirdos.
2. Take care of yourself. No need for the gym, but you should groom, have your own style in clothes. You might want to pay your own stylist. Instead of hiding your ethnicity underline it. Don't be too slim or chubby.
3. Have some cool hobby to talk about. E.g. surfing, rock climbing, motorbiking.
4. Once you have an interesting personality and nice look you will be able to meet with some girls. Mostly these will be friends of your friends.