Stuck on House Arrest

Stuck on House Arrest..
Bored as all hell
HELP ME OUT Sup ForumsROS!!
Whats there to do
Almost out of codeine
Cheap beer and wine is fucking gross ( Mills Best & Mad Dog)
Cant even make it to my own pool with out setting it off..
What Do?
Will Provide Proof of ANYTHING That Will Keep Me Entertained.

>Will Provide Proof of ANYTHING That Will Keep Me Entertained.
pic of leg + time stamp

What did you do? Order pizza to your neighbors house and what the pizza guy show up and leave with the pizza.

>young enough to get house arrest
"almost out of codeine"

I foresee a bright future for you, my son.

Op Here
One second phone died
I got fleeing and elude
pos. intent to deliver
tamper with evid.
and a shit ton of previous charges and the wife just had a kid so i got to come home

I have 2x Bilateral calcaneus fractures
Left and right feet

post a timestamped pic of anything

Haha. You criminal scumbag

Yeah i know i took 12 F1 Forgery Charges Last year for insurance checks
but i go to keep everything

Take a picture out of your window

so close but so far

Call the dog inside and post more pics of it. Whats its name?

>were shoes in house
why?

I'm in and out of the house all day. even the little distance i can go.

Post crime stories of shit you got away with.
no greentext

That would be Miss Kyla Marie R.

just go fucking swimming dude when the cops show up they'll just be like "mhmm"

go mow your grass as far as you can just like goat on chain

Ohh.. and i tried to call her in shes fucking lazy..

Mr.Stu Already called and asked why i was out of range.. Like wtf dude.

Funny. My dogs name starts with miss too.

>Kyla Marie
sounds suspiciously like a porn star name
>bestiality stories? peanut butter on dick?

tell him you wanted to go swimming and see if they'll extend your range. They can't use this as a grounding style punishment, the anklet is just to make sure you don't buy more drugs.

Couldn't the dealer come to him?

Already Called my dad to mow it.

Got a Wife no need for that shit. make her dinner and give her some wiskey shes DTF

try sitting real still and use your mind to transform yourself from a nigger to a human, for entertainment purposes

I tried. Mr.Stu Said "Its house Arrest not property arrest"

Wife? Peanut butter on dick still works, imo?\

what did you do to end up in house arrest OP?

Yes, please post details of your opiod based arrest

As soon as she gets dressed ill take a pic shes taking our daughter to see fireworks across the river

If you gave her some stiff dick and some discipline she would be DTW (Down to mow) so you could leave your dad alone.

DTM*

Ok sooo...
>dope sick as all hell
>decided to call up this stupid kid cause he had money to pitch
>get there hes smoking crack
>tothemoon.jpeg
>call "Kekey"
>be there 20 mins
>stupid kid call cunchy man again.
>neighborsnothappy.jpeg
>police show up
>I sneakout the back
>*Im wearing my sneakers not my boots idk why*
>take off running
>hop off 15' drop
>break heels
>"dumbass we didn even care you where there"
>go to AGH
>get admitted
>find out i have warrent for crime i didnt commit.
>sent home on housey

She just had our son a few weeks back so she is still pullin the "im fucking fat and lazy and i hurt card"
But its all good she is goning to the gym with me next week weather she likes it or not

Kyla: Celtic :beautiful, lovely
she wasnt allway lazy but shes going on 8 now... what ever the fucking math is on dog years

watch disturbia

Kayla Marie

famous porn star.
lately she just fucks niggers though.

That movies bull shit. I can be out of bounds of my transmitter for like 3 mins before it goes off but im on GPS anyway so they know where im at ALLWAYS.....

Be careful with the "N" word. His dog is black.

You have a pool but only drink cheap booze? They fuck?

Thats Kayla Mines KYLA

Naw bro its cool! im not racist i own a pair of jordans.

The cheap shits for guest lol I also just found a Box-o-Wine. Im sorda confined to the house i cant get to the liqure store

...

i letter different cuz dawgee
still same'ish name, obviously inspired by interacial anal porn.. good going convict druggie

Cut it off and play hide n seek with the cops.

take a picture of the inside of your fridge

off by 1

Fuck i never thought anyone would fine out.

My bf was on house arrest and had to blow into a straw every couple hours to test BAC, and the machine would take a picture as he did it. And a guy would come once a week to give a pee test.

Dont you have to do that stuff OP?

i have ZERO alcohol related crimes
i have a script for me codeines

I wonder.
I mean he said his arrest was for outstanding warrant.

his story didnt seem to mention arrest for drug usage, just for having fucktards hanging out at his house and neighbor noticing shady characters, etc

...

I Cant take one of the one in the pool shed....it too far...

>New charges
>Probation Violation
>Remained detained untill dispositions OR EHM
>Revocation of Probation

Is that a display rack for your chips? la di da

Also got caught with 7 bricks last year told em it was personal use
showed the judge my track marks
he believed me XD

Yes, Yes it is lol

You mean you dont use a chip rack?

Legal Cali Weed is my choice.
I Stays outta trouble, and I am probably higher more hours than you, daily/weekly/monthly, never in trouble, always show up for job, respected contributed citizen of my community

No. I've never seen anyone one use one or seen one for sale. Was it stolen from a gas station?

Is your internet monitored in any way? if not then try to find out how to break out of the braclets without setting off the alarm.

He could cut his ankle off Saw style and leave it at home while he goes out.

i got in to Heroin for a wile done with all that now.
I love weed id rather have it than alcohol any day.
I Still a respectable citizen
i do ( non court ordered) community service
For instance
im donating 20 55gal Drums to my local park for new trash cans
i play taps for my local Legion and vfw
i also go pick up at the cemetery and place new markers for our fallen vets
i also help the old people around my neighborhood with free landscaping and shit
Im a PLE operator at a local "Mass market china knockoff promo place"

i've heard of it being done to others but mine no

Why do you keep your coffee in the fridge... :/ no wonder your neighbors think your shady

No restaurant supply co. lol my mom used to work catering at the country club. so used to go to RSC with her all the time

thought about it...

Keeps it fresh.

It wasnt my neighbors that called mine give ZERO fucks

>warrent for crime i didnt commit.
>warrent
you are a crime
guilty as hell
LOCK HIM UP

>dope sick as all hell
>just had our son
kys now, leech

Is that supposed to be a "ChiChi" or "Spread" depending on your local?

Hey dummy how about no

its a motherfucker when the dope man dont pick up lol

its going to be all OP gets in ass-rape hell
but yeah, its a cheese-spread packed in the can with aerosol
makes great whippets

The more you know at least i can say i gained something form this thread

lol owned
fucking maxwell house pleb
just drink shit water, its free

Your welcome, anytime boss

No.
Chi chi is as unique as the individual making it. Some are as simple as cold tuna and mayo. Others, such as one that Chris made earlier this week at the prison for a demo, contain packaged ramen noodles, cheese curls, summer sausage, pepperoni, barbecue sauce, honey, pickles, chili powder, and meatless

you are a white nigger
seriously, kys before the taxpayer incurs any more loss

Cali guy.
Me too,
EXCEPT
I aint never done stupid enuf shit to get me arrested and under house arrest for being a fucktard

Hitler was an artist and writer before Fuhrer.

but people remember him for his later actions, not the stuff he did earlier

this arrest will be the second sentence in your obituary

cool story

if somebody rolls trips, sharpie in pooper

post timestamp

it was what the wife bought.... i usually drink this stuff some girl has at our local farmer market

roll

rolleroni

Love to start an argument with you but you prob live in your moms basement

"He will be remembered by his wife, two children, Kate and john. He will also be remembered by the criminal justice system which he was in because he was criminal scum."

>local farmer market
confirmed for white nigger

google...

Just ate some molly. Wish you were here

witnessed

Wait OP OP OP I know how you can keep yourself entertained....you said you had codeine...why don't you make some lean to calm down your anxiety, and It won't make you cry like cheap liquor does

of course !

>moms
at least they teach me about possessive nouns down here

rolls

winrar