Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings Game Thread

Forced to watch NBC edition

4 point game tonight

>LGTSS THE CITY OF POOINS

Fucking NBC...

commenters roasting both teams talking about how shit they are

damn, broons, those are some nice sweaters

For once they don't know who's dick to suck.

>Those jerseys
cant decide if terrible or awesome.
Wow looks like they are standing still tonight FML

>mantha
>capable of defense

So it's one of these games. I should have known. Never fails when it's on NBCSN.

>lets put nyquist, mantha, and green out on the ice at the same time

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED WE'D GET STUCK IN OUR OWN END

It's another wings show up only in the second period.

You mean it's another typical wings game.

at home no less
they've been in their own house for like 3 days

sleeping like babies

no reason to be this slow

>opportunity on the power play
>opportunity
lmao

They're not all bad. Jared Coreau has been good to us. It's so much harder watching a bad game without Mickey and Ken though.

this is just embarrassing

Don't worry they'll show 75% of the intermission of Blackhawks and Penguins

>literally can't skate with the puck

holy shit kill me

Unless the plot of the movie Sudden Death takes place and the terrorists actually win I'm not interested.

thank fuck we dont have to look at the SOG counter tonight

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id laugh at the wings but the bolts are fucking awful too, our division took a nose dive this year

>opposing teams score more on our own PP than we do

cant tell whats worse the atlantic or pacific

>nhl all star game
who gives a fuck

panthers arent doing well and sabres still dont look good even with eichel back, suprised the sabres havent fired bylsma yet

I told the red wings to tank in a poor draft year and they actually did it, the absolute mad man!

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>a nose dive
No way. The Wings just aren't getting their easy points this season and the Bolts are banged up and can't get a rhythm. Especially their goaltending.

At least none of the teams are playing like the Laffs and Sabres usually do.

the fact that the leafs are in a playoff spot shows how shit this division is. Central and Metropolitan are stacked

Easily the Atlantic. There are 6 of the top 9 teams in the west are from the Pacific division

>old man chara

I wonder who's favor Gary is going to rig it in this year.

if he is gonna rig it surely the capitals would be a good choice since one the biggest superstars of our time has ZERO (0) stanley cups

The wings just need another year or two to get an actual defense. Its so shitty. Green is the only one who is an actually first liner. Rolling guys who should be playing 3rd line and look like it every night especially Ericsson who needs to just go to GR or leave entirely

>Detoilet fan Canadians
LMAO'ing at your life.

>ericsson literally standing still

That wouldn't bother me much. I'd much rather see that than a meme Canadian win or a Pens repeat.

>the team has been awful

nailed it.

Krugsy with the stealthy play

>tfw someone saved my first meme

does blashill get canned after this season to scapegoat for the roster issues

I have never in my life seen the wings play this poorly

It would be a shame if he never got a cup honestly.

I hope not.

was thinking the same thing. They look awful
yes hes done for. Our team is shit but so many guys are underperforming and the powerplay is beyond shit.

>Beer
>Stew
>winning Broons
who else /comfy/ here?

Isn't that a porn star?

I know the Wings are having a shit season, but the Bruins are still underrated. They're such a middle of the pack team. They've got a pretty good top 6, an average yet aging d core and a solid goalie. Julien is still a good coach, but I don't know how they just struggle so much to put it in the net. But this still seems like a team that should be able to make the playoffs, especially in the Atlantic.

Shit I didn't even realize Mrazek came out. This thread is more interesting than the game.

>Tim Hortans Iced capp
>Just ate a plate of ribs with mash potatoes
>Want to become a deck officer but have a girlfriend and 6 months at sea would dissolve our relationship
decently comfy/10

Vatrano could have 4 goals already
Kendra Sunderland

How to be the red wings this season

>shoot yourself in the foot
>try to beat the other team with only one foot

Yeah i cant see them missing out especially if Rask plays to potential

>I don't know how they just struggle so much to put it in the net.
they keep getting too fancy with passing plays in the offensive zone that more often than not leads to a clear/turnover and do less of the fast strikes to the net they need to perform offensively in the 2016-2017 NHL:, T.B.H. And backup goalies are shit. and memes

Boston carries puck into wings zone

>chalk that up as a scoring chance

Yep. Couldn't tell without a black guy near.

>Just ate a plate of ribs with mash potatoes
10/10 dinner, t.b.h.

good luck with the gf/career pickle.

tfw no tim hortons in fl, just wawa

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That's Greg Lansky, aka Mr. BLACKED

DYLAN!!!!

TFW kids are the only hope left

It was great! Thanks bro
>tfw never had wawa

There we fucking go

get this shit turd rolling


holy shit captcha is extra terrible tonight

Well that was a satisfying goal. Despite the shit play.

>we /momentum/ now

Post more shit, you're jinxing the ruins

Idk behind the scene stuff. The naked stuff is more important.

If Ericsson got absolutely rocked into a concussion for a month well that would be just great.

3-1 the most dangerous lead

i swear to god if Green gets 15 or more minutes of ice time tonight

how many years left on his contract?

Do you guys think the wings should move Jurco at the deadline. He wants NHL ice time and he isnt going to get it in detroit it appears

Who /planning on murder/ here?

I see what you mean. That was an insane amount of trying to pass on that PP. I mean, it went in, but that could have gone south like 3 times.

Usually games like this feel that way but I'm so numb to the pain at this point. I think my mom is a lot more disappointed because she's actually at this game.

One of these games...

3.5 @ 4.25mil/yr...

fuck me.

story of their season. t.b.h. as a BROONS fan, this is being won for them by the wings not capitalizing on this passing bullshit and the turnlover opps being created for them.

at least you can make and receive a pass

wings love throwing it into people's skates

The Wings are prone to that bullshit on power plays too, that's why they never ever score on them.

>at least you can make and receive a pass
when the lines have proper chemistry going and show up to play. when it devolves to each man for himself trying to make the plays to get momentum going, the broons also throw into skates more often than not. or they mishandle the puck at just the right time to fuck over the defense/Tuukk.

Fuck man, how are we going to score on Rask? If this was lundqvist it'd be easy.

>that's why they never ever score
this is what the fans and I am sure at this point a few people in the organization have been throwing at the Broons coaching staff and they are still fucking emphasizing this finesse-y passing that just doesn't work.

So help me god if they try to trade Carlo, I will make Car bombs Great again in Massachusetts.
hi ATF

it works if you have bergeron and marchand

wings don't have elite hands anymore. They have Z, who has gracefully transitioned into a great passer, a guy that can be where he needs to be, a defensively responsible center, and a guy that can play the boards.

But Z doesn't have elite hands anymore. No elite hands on the whole team without datsyuk

At least this thread is chill. No >DETOILET NIGGER posting.

Plus 1 internets to broons fans.

Yeah these guys are alright. I'm glad the human garbage from Pittsburgh and Chicago are stuck in a thread tonight. They deserve each other.

>without datsyuk
I forgot this was a thing.

while Marchand abnd bergy are able to be counted on to show up and play, when they don't have it that night, they REALLY don't have it, and this passing bs continues to fuck da BROONS.

But I do unironically have hope in Vatrano, Nash and Czarnik, they are not ELITE yet, but I hope they develop into ELITE.

? Pens are playing habs. Chicago is off tonight.

t.b.h. both groups tonight have been chill. this is a good thread.

I thought someone said those two were playing tonight earlier. Either way I'm glad that trash is far from our thread.

Wings fans already turned off the game, so there's that. Ex im out

does Votranno a;ways look this good?

I'm here but im dead inside

if this post ends in 7 or greater I'll go to the fridge and get another dill pickle slice

No we didn't. I'm still watching this shit. What else is there to do?

when he isn't injured, he is honestly one of our best for offensive production.

>crossbar
>goal
we could be down one

WE BACK IN IT

WINGS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS

GONNA WIN 16 IN A ROW AND GET THE CUP

X!!!!

t.b.h. I can get p. bad with trash talking, but I got a beer tonight that turned out better than I thought it would. Hard to be contrarian and shitty in a good mood.