ITT: We share our secrets!

ITT: We share our secrets!

Share your biggest secrets!

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I have no friends and I live with my mother. I'm 36 years old.

I was throwing my big poo poo behind the couch when I was little.

Why would you do that?? Weird.

I've been masturbating to my sister's pictures for 6 years now. I don't ever masturbate to anyone else's picture/video

any nuudz?

No sorry, it would be all over the interwebs, she is lurking Sup Forums too, and there are too many "white knights" these days. If she wouldn't know, I would send a lot of hidden camera shots of her.

what's her name

Wow you are stupid.

okay i'll admit that was a stupid question but will you at least post link of her fb or ig bro

Been taking female hormones for 3 years in secret and still living with parents. They have no clue because im always in baggy clothes and wear a beanie even in the dead of summer. Think the jig is up with my sister because she walked in as i was in the shower and saw my long hair and girly body. She texted me she wants to talk so I'm prolly gonna kill myself.

How you gonna kill yourself?

waiting for some crazy secret story. lets hear em. When i was little i used to try to provoke car accidents by rolling things into the street in hopes someone would swerve their car into another.

Looking bck on it i wish i was not such a dick.

I'm a massive gay furry who's in love with another furry who's in my class, but I don't know if he's gay and I never advance on him because I don't want to hurt our friendship.

I am a structural engineer, I have lots of money, and I have the dream life anyone could want. Sport cars, whores, jacuzzi, nice house, drugs. Yet I am a bit empty...

I dunno. Jump into traffic.

I hope you get bullied a lot in school. There's no place in the world for faggots like you

Why not just come out and trap it up?

i wouldnt do it. why does it cross your mind ? your parents would condemn you or something ?

Did you fuck any mentally ill woman?

I am a fucking successful YouTuber, getting shitloads of money from views, and snorting when not making video for you guys. Sub count: Over 1 million

Jesus fucking christ dude

I am a trap, i just can't believe i didn't lock the bathroom door and now my sister prolly knows I'm not a boy anymore. She's super liberal but tbh she could either blackmail me with telling my parents or fag hag me and get all preachy and tell me to come out blah blah blah. If my dad found out hed prolly kill me, he still brags about me to his friends eventhough i haven't been athletic or outgoing for 3 years. My mom would prolly fag hag me too but i dunno i kinda hate female society and its a part of why i havent perused coming out and fully presenting fem

what do you mean "fag hag?"

Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)01:49:08 No.737559275▶
At a mental health center and kind of a nursing home in northeast Illinois, one of the residents was sexually assaulted, and we drugged her up to shut her up. She was assaulted by one of the other residents.

Another resident should have been applied for SSDI way over a year ago, and we screwed around with this person and cost him like over five figures in payments. When he complained about that and other things, we responded with "No comment" and have been trying to make the resident go paranoid and kill himself for weeks now.

It's really bad at this facility. It used to be under another name, but we changed it to hide all the crap that happens here. We even will use residents to mess with other residents to cover our asses.

Government jobs, ya gotta love it.

I'm dating 2 women at the same time who both think I'll be marrying them. They've never met each other and simply think the other person is a friend.

Wow post got deleted.

I am planning on installing a hidden camera in my bathroom. How do I start, what do you think?

Quads of justice

Quads of truth. Nice. I cheat on my wife with my step sister.

quads revived the post

>There's no place in the world for faggots like you
Are you sure about that?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

Furry fandom should rot in hell

>rot in hell
It's "yiff" in hell. "Yiff".

Not a boy anymore. Did you magically lose your dick faggot?

what the fuck is yiff

I'll be your friend Sup Forumsro.

When I go to other states for work I lurk CL for gangbangs. I've been the centre of about 5 GB and been apart of another 3 with other chicks. I'm 29 f and married. Husband would kill everyone if he knew. But I love the d.

I'd prefer to yiff in hell

Furry porn

Pics?

Husband has never asked for a threesome?

>what the fuck is yiff
it's a Sup Forums thing, you wouldn't understand, newfag

I have two girlfriends right now.

you faggot

>what the fuck is yiff
hello newfriend

>what the fuck is yiff
a meme from before you got here, maybe you should lurk more before posting

I like to eat my own cum mmmmm

I can't even look in the direction of another male without him getting annoyed. He would literately kill me with his bare hands if he knew some of the shot I get up to. I was the centre of a 6 man bukkake fuck fest like 3 weeks ago. It still gets me wet. He's a good man, and takes care of me. But the thrill of going behind his back literally makes me so wet it runs down my legs.

i have genital warts and im incest with my brother

I'm not a furry, but I think this is hot...

I would love to see my wife being fucked roughly by a random stranger from the streets. This desire always makes me diamond hard if I think of it

Who doesn't. Also, nice trips

I mean with another woman?

When I was little we had a cleaning lady and she always brought her daughter. When me and her daughter hung out I made out with her. I think I was 7 or something I think I did other shit with her but I can't really remember.

I'm having IVF in secret and my fiancé doesn't know. I feel ashamed and like half a woman because of my infertility. The child will be his as he have a sample a while ago. But I can't tell him this is what's happening as I don't want to be weak. Or have to explain that I'm infertilie due to years of childhood abuse. Last time I opened up and told a partner about it they used it against me and I ended up in an emotional and physical abusive relationship. I don't want to be taken advantage of again.

i fucked a girl who was way my junior, i manipulated her by being her teacher... Should i be proud?
pic related

ctrl+f->rape->0 results

you faggots disappoint me.

yes, and you should green text, you stupid faggot

I am a teacher and I have fucked one of my female student. She wanted it so she won't drop out of school

That sucks. At least IVF will let you get pregnant. Probably something you could tell your partner later. If my wife had your problem I wouldn't be upset at her. Have y'all been trying to have a baby for a long time?

Molested two of my female cousins while they were asleep. I was 10-11. I was still in the discovering phase of my teenage years. I had sexual urges at that time and still didn't know how to masturbate, only discovered it later. I'm only remembering it now and feeling guilty about it. There's no excuses for it. It's been a decade and i want to apologize to them. That's usually what keeps me up at night. I touched all the body parts. And even gave them kiss in the lips. I'm pretty sure they were aware i was molesting them. But the next day, both acted like nothing happened. We were all living in the same roof at that time with my mother and other siblings. Until now, i still don't have the courage to walk up to them and apologize for what I've done. But someday i will.

I stay up later and later at night, I feel guilty for it because it's online with some american friends while my boyfriend thinks I am sleeping. I really need to fix my sleeping schedule

never had a gf and probably never will, so I've given up on women past small talk. I'm not even bad looking, it's just they are never interested in me in a romantic way

i have no idea how to green text but i could just write you the story
she was my guitar student, i was 26 she was 15(legal where i live) and after maybe 5 sessions she told me she was in love with me, i couldn't help myself and played along. so i told her i had the exact same feelings and kissed her, she was down, so i started touching her, she was game, then i groomed her into giving me a bj and swallow. i saw her a couple of times more and she didn't learn much more on the guitar. cont?

yes pls

Pic her?

yeah, go on

pls. any more photo?

yeah all the pics i will post is of her

next time we met was in my apartment and she wanted to have sex, but was a virgin so i thought maybe i should take it slow but she was having non of that, she almost forced me to just plow her. nasty little girl. then the next session we had she insisted it would be at her house. turnsout she wanted to have sex with the risk of being cought, i don't think i have ever been that scared. she's only 1.6m were is i am almost 2 m and big of build with a full beard, so the image of us fucking would have killed her parent... great petite pussy though. cont to the anal part?

How old is she? Older or younger?

I work at a trouble teens after school program and have had relations with 4 of my clients.

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but was shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Got my dick sucked from her last weekend and it will be my wife's turn later this month been. It's been going on for 3 years now both wife's totally clueless.

Do you think you're doing something worthwhile?
Also, how much do you make?
Do you declare tax?

Give your money to me then :)

yes, pls tell me you have nudes of her when she was 18 wink wink

Older. I'm 24 and she is 28. Not that good body, not that beautiful face, but I'd like her to ride my dick so I could cum in her.

still, you shouldn't give up. also you find partners in unlikely circumstances and not where you look for them. let it happen naturally, just go out and talk to people online or irl

any nude?

I rub my pussy twice a day. youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

i don't man, sorry.. kinda wish i did

next time was at my place again. i was starting to see that i was in over my head, something was messed up about her, really messed up... so she came by, she didn't even have her guitar and she told me that she had a surprise. she didn't think one virginity was enough, she had "another hole" as she put it. my blood ran cold as i could clearly see she was gonna keep fucking escalating this. she went into my bedroom before i could answer and told me to wait until she was ready for me to come in... she called me and was on my bed with her tiny ass in the air, nude, and said to me "use me". i couldn't help myself, so i went for it, dry. i had never tried anal before and had no idea what i was doing... she cried out and i stopped, she clearly didn't want me to stop so i just tried again, and again and again. Then when it felt like my cock was gonna bleed she said i could try licking her brown star... more?

hahaha. i like how her hands instantly shoot up

you fucked up, shouldn't have went in dry

When I was in kindergarten my teacher grabbed my dick a lot, she would say things like "I'm just checking" or "Let me see if you're okay"
It would have been cool if she wasn't fat and ugly, she was also a total bitch. On the last day of school I took a gigantic shit under her desk when she wasn't looking right before we were dismissed. Walked out and took the bus home with an itchy poopy butthole, it was totally worth it

I live with my cousins, they are both female, one is 28 the other is 36. They are both massive stoners and drinkers. When one of them passes out (1-2 timesa week) I'll Suck her tits and finger her while I beat my dick. I'm 17 and loving life!

my cock is diamond. post more of her.

When was the last time?

thanks for the comfort, but I haven't even been laid in 6 years. I just enjoy life more when I don't think about women past jerking off a few times a day

I've never seen any of 24, Lost, Breaking Bad, The Wire or Suits

no dry was not the way to go, fuck that shit hurts
good for you dude

i did and she was loving it. it felt like forever, but still the sweetest thing i have ever tasted. sorry if that sound super pervy. then i went for it again with my cock, hard, and i came in with another scream of pain. now she was crying, like really crying not just because of the cock that just slammed into her, i had triggered something, so again i stopped. she then begged me to continue so i did, thinking about my life in the mean time. fuck. then i told her i had to cum, so she just pulled it out still crying and i saw that my dick had small shit stains on it and that anal in real life is a bit different from the porns. but she didn't care, crying she put it in her mouth and i came like never before... after that she just kept crying while begging to take her clothes back on and left without saying anything.
i have never been so weirded out.
i met her again a couple of months later, i can cont if you guys want?

keep going man, we want to hear the entire story

I once notices a really drunk chick at a quiet bar. She was getting kicked out. So I pretended to know her, I got a cab (used her card to pay) to take us back to her house (address in id) and fucked the living shit out of her, she was begging me to fuck her harder and took it in the ass, rimmed me anything I wanted. She was sloppy drunk. After cumming like 3 times I just left. Shit was hot, and easy.

What about The Sopranos? Better than all of them imo

SMH. Ma nigga.

yes, also you should have cuddled her, you could have had a qt waifu

>want to be a girl
>hate female society
You have a mental disability... And it is apparently very disabling. Go see a psychiatrist and get the meds you need to fix the chemical imbalance in your brain.

I'm a male. My first sexual experience was with a chicken. Still feel guilty about it.

Don't stop believ-

Nope, not seen that either

share them pictures so I can fap to her to

So a few months later i met her on my way home from drinking, it was late and i saw her at a bus stop close to where i live, she was shocked to see me and was clearly drunk as hell. so was i and i was pretty horny, even though the last time was completely fucked up i told her that no more busses was going tonight, and asked if she wanted to crash at my place.

>I'm a male.
We know

Been trying for a family for over 10 years. He knows I have some problems but not full extent he may wanna kill someone if he does